Chapter 303: Sister, Get on the Stove!
Soon, the warship sailed to the moon, and these monsters were naturally handed over to Sha Kun and Jing Han to arrange to stay in Fenghua City.
Everyone is forbidden to Qin Shou's words - harmony!
So, when the people on both sides got together, they didn't have any life, but quickly blended together.
For a while, Fenghua City became more and more lively......
At this moment, Qin Shou calculates the time, Chang'e is about to come back, and his great cause of pretending to be forced is about to begin.
In the evening, Chang'e came back, standing in the sky, looking at the palace group below with a stunned face.
The three Moon Palaces cover an extremely wide area, and now there is another Fenghua Building, and the entire Moon Palace stretches for tens of thousands of miles!
Forget it, after all, the rabbit has got the three moon palaces back, and it's not strange to get another palace.
The strange thing is that on the moon that has always been deserted, the figure of a person is shaking, and it has become popular! Chang'e was a little puzzled for a while, and said in her heart: "Am I in the wrong place?"
At this moment, three cannons rang out, followed by blowing, playing, singing, music sounded, demon clouds rolled, war drums thundered, and then shouts sounded at the same time!
A group of monsters in the demon cloud rushed up in a neat line!
Chang'e Hua's face was pale, and she was about to turn around and leave to find a rescuer, but she saw that in the front of the demon army, a rabbit riding a white seahorse, wearing platinum armor, a golden crown on her head, and holding a miniature version of Fang Tian's halberd, rushed over first!
Chang'e looked at it, and was stunned, she was not familiar with other people's rabbits, but she was too familiar with this thing that was not beaten, and suddenly, if she didn't leave, she stood in place to see what kind of moth this dead rabbit was messing with.
"Stop!" the army stopped with a sigh, but because of lack of training, many people hit people on their backs, but after seeing Chang'e, everyone suddenly gasped and froze in place again.
However, Qin Shou didn't see it, he looked at Chang'e in front of him with a solemn face, and immediately stretched out a hand, and said in what he thought was the most magnetic and domineering voice: "Sister, I'm back." ”
Seeing this, Chang'e was helpless for a while, then pursed her lips and smiled, stretched out her jade hand and put it on her hand, and said, "It's good to come back." ”
Qin Shou said: "Sister, get on the horse...... Uh, I'll ...... later."
Qin Shou threw the gossip furnace to the ground and said, "Get bigger!"
The gossip furnace became larger, Qin Shou jumped up and said, "Sister, go to the furnace...... Ahem...... It's awkward......"
Chang'e didn't dislike it, and jumped up, Qin Shou slapped the stove and said, "Drive!"
After being speechless for a while, the gossip furnace complained: "Rabbit, I am a stove, a pot, a tank, but not a carriage!"
Qin Shou said: "It's all about the same, hurry up and ...... go"
"Why don't you ride a horse?" grumbled the gossip furnace.
Qin Shou looked at the little seahorse he was riding, Chang'e went up, and Bacheng was going to collect the body of the seahorse...... sighed: "When I grow up, Master Rabbit, I must get a beautiful big white horse to welcome my sister!"
Chang'e pursed her lips, smiled, didn't say anything, just rubbed Qin Shou's brain, and then secretly pinched Qin Shou's fat buttocks, and said in a low voice: "Do you still know how ...... come back?"
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart suddenly felt empty, he asked Chang'e for a week off, but he went to Fangcun Mountain for a few days, and then went to the East China Sea for seven days, which was obviously overrun...... Women are really good at bookkeeping!
Wait for the stove to run away......
The rabble army in the sky has finally come to its senses, everyone, look at me, I will look at you......
Ultimately......
"Whew...... I see. ”
"No wonder Master Rabbit doesn't even look at the girl in Fenghualou, it turns out that there is such a beautiful one at home!"
"It's beautiful! It's so beautiful! I forgot to breathe and almost suffocated to death. ”
"Uh-huh...... A woman worthy of being a rabbit master, so beautiful!"
"Shut up! That's the main mother, all of them give me respect, if anyone dares to be disrespectful, I will shoot him to death!"
A cake usually has no prestige, and some people want to refute it, but it turns out that Da Sixi and Ji Ji are standing behind a cake at some point, and the four guys of Jinghan, Shakun, mudskipper, and electric eel also stand over.
Everyone immediately understood that the status of a cake was already different, so they lowered their heads one by one, listened honestly, remembered, and did not dare to refute.
Seeing this, Yibai waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's all disperse." ”
The demons are gone......
When the people were gone, a cake's tense face suddenly melted, and he said with a crying voice: "You are all so powerful, why do you have to push me up? scared me to death...... What am I going to do if a bunch of people rush up?"
Da Si Xi and Jing Han, mudskipper, electric eel and others smiled: "You, get used to your status, don't always look like a coward." ”
Mi Ji said earnestly: "Come on, a cake, your talent is excellent, sooner or later you will become a master, we are here to help you find your feelings in advance." ”
Sha Kun hooked a cake's shoulder and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, is it cool?"
A cake hehe smiled: "Cool!
Everyone laughed......
Qin Shou didn't care what those subordinates were doing, when he got out of the gossip furnace, he was dragged into the room by Chang'e.
As a rule, Qin Shou sat in front of Xiao Mazha and began to tell Chang'e the story of his nether realm......
Chang'e listened, laughed, and asked a few questions from time to time, until she was tired and sleepy, and fell asleep in bed......
Qin Shou covered Chang'e with a quilt, looked at Chang'e's quiet and perfect pretty face for a long time, and then left the room, went out of the Moon Palace, and went straight to the position of the Osmanthus Tree King.
Crackling......
The bonfire was lighting up the surroundings, Wu Gang flipped the grill in front of him, took a bite of the crab roe pastry that Qin Shou brought back from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and said, "Rabbit, your movement is a bit big." ”
Qin Shou pursed his lips and said, "How big can it be......?"
"Are you really just here for a few monsters?" Wu Gang asked vaguely as he stuffed the crab roe pastry into his mouth.
Qin Shou said: "Otherwise?"
Wu Gang clapped his hands and said, "Are you so sure that you will die?"
Qin Shou's hand shook...... The pastry almost fell to the ground, and Qin Shou smiled awkwardly: "What nonsense? Master Rabbit, I will be eternal!"
"For all generations, it's just time for me to fart. Wu Gang said.
Qin Shou said: "Can you still talk well?"
Wu Gang said: "Who told you to lie?"
Qin Shou said: "I can't recruit troops, pull the flag to rebel, and be a king or something?"
Wu Gang looked at the rabbit's face and said with a smile: "Just like you, you are lazy, would you do that kind of boring thing?" Without waiting for Qin Shou to reply, Wu Gang waved his hand and signaled Qin Shou not to interrupt, but asked again with great seriousness: "Are you so determined that you will die?"
Qin Shou was silent, he also wanted to talk nonsense, but in the end he sighed and looked up at the Heavenly Dao: "There is a sage master who told me that I can't cultivate, and my appetite will become bigger after cultivation, and in the end, the Heavenly Dao will not allow it." But I've found that my appetite has grown...... If it goes on like this, sooner or later. I'm gone, some people accompany Chang'e, and she won't be too lonely. Moreover, she always needs someone to protect me, so I can rest assured. ”
Wu Gang was also silent......
The two of them didn't know how long they were silent, Qin Shou got up and patted his buttocks and said, "Of course, you don't have to be too lonely, there is wine and meat in Fenghua City, there are tailors, there are blacksmiths, you should also change your clothes...... Don't always go undressed, blame the hooligans. ”
Wu Gang rolled his eyes, is this to blame him? He used to have clothes, pants, pants, and trouser belts!
Qin Shou turned around and left, and when Qin Shou walked away, Wu Gang suddenly said, "If I say that there is a way for you to live, do you want to try?"
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, looked back at Wu Gang, and asked, "Really?"
Wu Gang said: "Really!"
Qin Shou's eyes lit up, and he laughed and said, "You didn't lie to me?"
Wu Gang smiled: "I didn't lie to you!"
Qin Shou said: "Righteous enough! Say! I'll listen! As long as I can live, I don't care if I go up the knife mountain or the sea of fire!"
Wu Gang shook his head and pretended to be mysterious: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, it is not time yet, and when the time comes, I will naturally tell you." In short, before this, you have to work hard to live, and when the time comes, I will help you break the game!"
Qin Shou was immediately overjoyed, and laughed and said, "Righteous enough!"
After speaking, Qin Shou took out a jar of wine and threw it to Wu Gang and said: "This is the treasure of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the Sea Soul Brew, it is said that it is brewed by collecting tens of thousands of sea treasures, taste it!"
Wu Gang took it and said, "You have a conscience!"
After speaking, Wu Gang slapped open the mud seal, raised his head, and drank!
Qin Shou turned around, pulled a puff of smoke and dust with a whoosh, and disappeared in an instant......
When the rabbit walked away, Wu Gang's wine did not pour out at all, but sighed deeply, got up, and continued to cut down trees.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, Chang'e went to the Yuying Hall to report as usual.
Qin Shou also went out of the Moon Palace and went straight to Heaven, this time in the lower realm, the dragon was not borrowed, but the rain in the Imperial Garden still had to fall, but how did this rain fall, it was a little difficult for Qin Shou.
Although the Sea Clan brought back by Qin Shou has the supernatural power of the water system, these guys are not strong, and the advanced Nantianmen cannot enter the Heavenly Court, so they can only be placed on the moon......
Just when Qin Shou was worried, he came to the outside of the Imperial Garden in a daze, only to see that the two guys outside the Imperial Garden, the vine and the white vein, were still sitting lazily and napping, but this was not the point......
Qin Shou took a closer look, and it was a small turkey burning with flames!
The little turkey sat there, napping, and didn't know what he dreamed of, and his saliva was pouring out. Her flame was also peculiar, and instead of evaporating the water, she could see that the water pulled a long thread of silk and finally fell to the ground with a click......
Qin Shou pulled a branch with his hand, stretched it out and stabbed it, but with a pop, the branch was burned into ashes by the flames.
The little turkey woke up at once and shouted, "Who is not afraid of death, dare to mess with my aunt!"