"Alas, what kind of sin is this, why do you want to promise those fools to play truth or dare!"

Ye Tianbai lay on the bed bored, full of irritability.

At the end of the college entrance examination, Ye Tian and a few classmates drank together at lunchtime, played games and played truth or dare, but Ye Tian lost three times in a row, and was instigated by several dead friends for a while, slapped the table and promised to confess to the class flower Xia Xue at tonight's class reunion, and complete this unprecedented adventure feat.

Xia Xue is the class flower, and it is the collective crush of the boys in their entire grade, but this is nothing, the most chilling thing is that this woman has her own cold and ice aura, and everyone who is close to her will be frozen half to death inexplicably, and she is also a black belt in taekwondo, a boy who once confessed to her in high school was kicked half of his body!

Since then, Xia Xue's side has completely become unapproachable!

"Damn, confess her, the female tyrannosaurus?" Ye Tian grinned, and the picture of himself being pressed to the ground by the female tyrannosaurus tonight and rubbed and ravaged instantly came to his mind!

"Lao Tzu has maintained his reputation for three years!" Ye Tian wailed, his face was full of grief and anger, full of irritability, he took out his mobile phone, and was ready to hit the king first!

Suddenly, at this moment, there was a click, and an inexplicable thunderbolt sounded, followed by a flash of white light on the ceiling, and a white light swished into his mobile phone.

"Damn, what's the situation!" Ye Tian was so frightened that he almost threw away his phone.

"Ding Dong!" At this moment, the mobile phone prompt suddenly sounded, and Ye Tian opened it with some confusion, but found that someone had added his WeChat, and the avatar was a grinning monkey.

"Who the hell is this? The avatar is too funny, isn't it?"

Ye Tian was speechless, but he habitually clicked to add, what if it was a non-mainstream girl who had a crush on him and confessed to himself at the end of the college entrance examination?

"Where is the demon, why do you speak in my old grandson's consciousness and come out quickly!"

Before Ye Tian's fantasy was over, the monkey sent a voice message to himself.

Ye Tian clicked on it and found that it was not a girl, and couldn't help but be a little disappointed, but when he heard the content inside, he was instantly interested again!

"Hehe, this is a second-class patient?"

Ye Tian's eyes rolled, and he learned the tone of the Jade Emperor in Journey to the West: "I am the Jade Emperor, and the demon monkey doesn't call Dad when he sees this emperor?"

"Nonsense, the Jade Emperor is far away in the thirty-third layer of the Heavenly Palace, how can he get to this Huaguo Mountain, and even if it is the Jade Emperor, what if you coax me to the sky, let me raise a horse for you What do you do Horse Wen, it's really angry, tell you not to give me a Monkey King today, see if I don't get up to the demon soldiers to smash your Lingxiao Treasure Palace!"

With this voice sent, there was a picture behind it, which was the appearance of a monkey holding a golden hoop stick, which looked three-dimensional as if it was going to rush out of the mobile phone in the next moment!

"Hehe, this guy still has a picture, but this picture is good, I collected it!"

Ye Tian grinned, he was naturally familiar with Journey to the West, and after a little thought, he knew that this guy was talking about the plot of Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Since you want to play, you are idle anyway, and Lao Tzu will accompany you to the end.

"The demon monkey is rampant, this emperor has sent Tota Li Tianwang to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to the lower realm to catch you, and there is also Guan Jiangkou Erlang God to copy your back road, this time you can insert your wings and can't escape, now kneel down and call Dad, this emperor can spare you a monkey life!"

"Haha? Erlang God? is the guy with three eyes who split the peach mountain to save his mother?

The voice was still arrogant, but Ye Tian could hear that there was already a trace of weakness in his voice.

"Hmph, not only Erlang God, when the time comes, the roaring dog will bite your hind legs, the diamond bracelet will hit your head, and the seven saints of Meishan will burn your water curtain hole, even if you have seventy-two changes, you will not want to escape!"

"Despicable, the Jade Emperor Lao'er is really despicable, he actually wants to use the diamond bracelet to sneak attack my old grandson, and burn my cave mansion to cut off my back road, do you think my old grandson will let you succeed? Wait for this battle, Lao Sun will win!"

After saying this, no matter what Ye Tian said, this guy didn't reply.

This suddenly made Ye Tian a little bored, and secretly said that this guy didn't know how to tease? He hadn't played enough!

Helpless, the bored Ye Tian could only grab his mobile phone and play a plate of kings!

"Damn, this special college entrance examination is over, how do you feel that there are more pits all of a sudden, this monkey is 1-8, and you still have the face to play?

"Ding Dong!" Just when Ye Tian was frantically spitting out his own jungle, suddenly a mobile phone prompt sounded.

Anyway, the three roads have been blown up, Ye Tian simply hung up directly, clicked on WeChat and saw that the funny monkey replied at noon!

"Hey, is my brother here? Lao Sun won, Erlang Shen's guy was seriously injured by Lao Sun's stick, and the black dog Roaring Sky Dog was also caught by me!"

Seeing this, Ye Tian was suddenly depressed, this guy is still immersed in role-playing!

It's really a monkey in the world, if you let Monkey King see the virtue of this monkey now, it is estimated that he will be so angry that he will explode!

"Hehe, congratulations, I'll reveal such a big secret to you, isn't Brother Monkey sending a red envelope in return?" Ye Tian said with a smile!

Of course, he didn't expect this guy to really give him a red envelope, he just wanted to rescue him from the deep middle and second disease.

"Haha, my grandson has clear grievances, no matter who you are, you have helped me a lot today, and my grandson has no money, but the roaring dog wanted to sneak attack me, and I was caught and stewed, this pot of dog meat will give you a try!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the Monkey King red envelope, do you want to receive it?" As this sentence sounded in Ye Tian's mind, a red envelope was actually sent!

", Sun Wukong's red envelope? What's going on?Who was talking just now?" Hearing the system prompt sound that resounded in his mind, Ye Tian was suddenly a little confused!

Looking at the red envelope in front of him, Ye Tian quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, flipped through and checked his mobile phone over and over, he suspected that the guy he was chatting with was a virus, and he was trying to steal his own number!

Quickly opened the WeChat wallet, and saw that the two yuan and eight cents that I had grabbed in the middle of the night last night were not lost, so I was relieved!

I was about to click on the red envelope to take a look, but the guy replied.

"What's the matter, don't you like to eat dog meat?

This guy looks like an acute person, and before Ye Tian could react, the red envelope on it disappeared!

This suddenly made Ye Tian's face full of confusion, what kind of routine is this special playing!

"This is the Dragon Emperor Battle Armor that my old grandson won back from the fight with the Old Dragon King of the East China Sea, and there is a true immortal dragon soul suppressed in it, and I gave it to you. ”

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the Monkey King red envelope, do you want to receive it?"

"Damn, order!" Ye Tiansheng was afraid that this red envelope would be taken back again, so he directly launched the hand speed of being single for 18 years, and poked it wildly!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for grabbing the Monkey King red envelope and getting a Dragon Emperor Battle Armor, do you want to extract it?"

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