How come there is no human flesh?

What is the problem, isn't it that the lobbyist is as he pleases, and you will eat whatever I prepare? Is it a provocation to be so picky, or is it simply a desire to eat human flesh? Chen Xian's brain was running rapidly, thinking about some things that he didn't have.

These thoughts only flashed in Chen Xian's mind, looking at the serious expression on the face of the Jinpeng Demon King, Chen Xian knew that if he didn't give the other party a satisfactory answer, the other party would definitely be furious, although he had six brothers to support him today, and he didn't have to be afraid of the three demon kings of Sanying Mountain at all, but this was his Taiyi celebration after all, if something happened, his face would be disgraceful.

Chen Xian looked back at the Jinpeng Demon King and said with a smile: "I don't eat human flesh, the chefs in the city don't know how to cook human flesh, and I'm afraid that it won't be good, and it won't suit the taste of the demon king who has eaten human flesh for a long time, so I didn't prepare." ”

Chen Xian thought that his answer was very reasonable, and the Jinpeng Demon King should not continue to say anything, but he didn't want to see him open his mouth and said: "Eating raw human flesh is fresh, especially to eat slowly, little by little, their wails of fear before death are the most beautiful sound in the world!"

Human flesh is fresh when it is eaten raw, and the wail of fear is the most beautiful sound...... It's brutal and frenzied. For the concept of the Jinpeng Demon King cannibalism, Chen Xian's heart was full of disgust.

"The guest is as he pleases, if the Jinpeng Demon King is not satisfied with the dishes I have prepared, he can do it himself. But I want to advise you, people eat whole grains, the body is full of impurities, comparable to stool, it is better to eat less. Chen Xian stiffly pushed back, but he was thinking in his heart, how strange it felt to equate people with stool.

As soon as Chen Xian's words came out, many demon kings in the palace turned dark, but they were those demon kings who loved to eat human flesh.

I don't know how many people I have saved, but my merit is really immeasurable. Seeing the change in the complexion of the demons in the hall, Chen Xian couldn't help but think, secretly thinking that he should record this matter in his autobiography and let future generations read it.

If you want to say that the demon king who came to the banquet this time, who eats the most people, it must be the Jinpeng Demon King, he is the son of the phoenix, he existed before the person appeared, he began to eat as soon as he was born, and the people who ate it were compared to the mud and sand in the Ganges, he couldn't count them, and now human flesh and feces are equal, and he doesn't know how much stool he eats, his face is dark, and he is afraid that he can drip ink.

"Human flesh is comparable to poop, that's a good saying. I heard that when the Jinpeng Demon King first arrived at Sanying Mountain, he swallowed more than 100 people in one bite, that is, a hundred piles of humanoid feces, and it was even hair and, tsk!" Chen Xian's words were already a fatal knife to the Jinpeng Demon King, I didn't expect that someone would say anything to sprinkle salt on his wound, Chen Xian turned his head to look, only to find that it was the Peng Demon King who spoke.

"Peng Demon King, are you looking for trouble?" Jin Peng Demon King stood up and glared at Peng Demon King.

"You deliberately make things difficult for my brother, aren't you looking for trouble?" the Peng Demon King also stood up and said without showing weakness.

"You want to fight, don't you?"

"Are you scared?"

"I'm really scared, I'm afraid that I'll accidentally beat you to death!"

"It's not certain who will die!"

Chen Xian can see that these two people should have a grudge, so they are so arguing and-for-tat.

"If there's a kind, go out and compete to see who kills whom!"

"Okay, it's the puppy who doesn't go!"

The two Peng kings disagreed, so they each exchanged their weapons to distinguish the superior.

"Wait!" Seeing the two demons walking towards the outside of the hall with murderous violence, Chen Xian hurriedly stopped.

"Lao Ba (Jade Jiao King), are you afraid that I will beat him to death and ruin the atmosphere of your celebration, don't worry, I will be merciful. The Peng Demon King and the Jinpeng Demon King turned around at the same time and said in unison.

"No, I want to say, on such a festive day, how bad it is to use knives and guns, otherwise, how about a fight between the two of them, it won't hurt the peace!" Chen Xian waved his hand.

"What kind of fighting method?" the two Peng Demon Kings said in unison.

"Both of them are demon kings who are the best in the world, how about the speed of the two of them?"

"It's not going to be faster than anyone else, is it? Chen Xian had a headache, because this time the two demons said in unison.

Could it be that these two people are twin brothers? Chen Xian was scolded for a while, he touched his chin, thought for a while, and said: "There is a small island with a radius of 100 miles about 300 miles east of Penglai Island, and there is a strange stone on the island. Note that the stone cannot be included in the storage magic weapon, you can fight for it, and the one who brings back the strange stone first will win. ”

"What is the color, size, and shape of that strange stone?" the Jinpeng Demon King asked with raised eyebrows, finally not in unison.

"You'll understand when you see it, but it's not interesting to say it. The corners of Chen Xian's mouth lifted.

With a "swish", the wind in the hall was raging, and the Peng Demon King had disappeared.

"Despicable!" the Jinpeng Demon King scolded, and the golden light flashed, and the figure was gone.

"They're all gone, now the eighth can tell me what that strange stone looks like, right?" asked the Macaque King.

Chen Xian looked at the palace and found that almost all the demon kings in the hall showed their interest, so he smiled and said: "It's just an ordinary stone, it depends on whether they can find it or not, and when any of them brings it back, everyone will know." ”

Chen Xian's heart was overjoyed, he was really looking forward to the expressions of the demon kings after seeing that "strange stone".

"Okay, the troublemaker is gone, let's enjoy the wine and food!" Chen Xian gave an order, and the singing and dancing girls who were at a loss in the hall immediately took their places.

The sound of silk and bamboo rose, the dancing sleeves were fragrant, the atmosphere in the hall was restored to harmony, and the demons pushed the cups and changed the lamps, which was very warm. However, all the demon kings turned their eyes to the outside of the hall from time to time, obviously paying attention to the victory or defeat between the Peng Demon King and the Jinpeng Demon King.

"Jade Jiao Daoyou, is that strange stone difficult to find?" An hour after the Peng Demon King and the Jinpeng Demon King left, the Green Lion Demon King opened his mouth and asked, you know, the speed with the two of them should have come back a long time ago, and now they haven't come back, so it's not strange that the Green Lion Demon King can't help it.

"The stone is easy to find, and I deliberately chose a conspicuous place to place it. Chen Xian shook his head and said.

"Isn't that stone too heavy for them to move?" said the Lion Camel King, puffing out his biceps muscles and looking eager to try.

"It's not heavy, the Yuanying-level monster can be easily picked up!" Chen Xian recalled.

"Then it seems that the two of them are fighting fiercely, and maybe they have already lost both. The Bull Demon King guessed. [.]