Chapter Twenty-Four: The True Monk
'Hey, hey, don't sleep, sleep again, your head is gone.' Lin Leyu squatted down and shouted in the ear of the fake monk.
Hearing Lin Leyu's voice, the head of the fake monk moved and slowly opened his eyes.
When he saw two figures squatting in front of him, a trace of horror flashed in the eyes of the young man of the fake monk, and his body began to shake violently, wanting to break free from the shackles of the earth.
"Don't shake it, if you can get out of here, I'll give you five thousand dollars. Lin Leyu looked at the fake monk and smiled faintly.
Hearing Lin Leyu's words, the fake monk stopped shaking, looked at Lin Leyu and Wu Yingying and asked expectantly, "What you said is true?"
Seeing such a situation, Lin Leyu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this liar to be so arrogant after being beaten, and he didn't even look like he had an explanation.
Thinking of this, Lin Leyu immediately said to Wu Yingying: "Yingying, since he doesn't say it, then wake up his mind again." ”
"Okay!" Wu Yingying didn't say a word, she simply raised her foot neatly and kicked three times on the head of the fake monk and young man.
After three screams, the body of the fake monk fell a little more.
After Wu Yingying put down her feet, the fake monk young man shouted at the air between the two of them, like a mad demon: "You are asking, don't ask me what to say!"
"Oh...... Oh..... ,I'm sorry.,It's the first time I've talked to someone like this.,No experience.。 Lin Leyu smiled apologetically at the young man.
"I ...... Hearing this, the red head of the fake monk young man who was originally kicked by Wu Yingying became even redder.
Looking at the young monk with a red face, Lin Leyu comforted him gently: "Don't get excited, speak slowly!"
After I was for a long time, the young man of the fake monk finally breathed a sigh of relief, and begged in a pleading tone: "Can you pull me out first, it's a little cold in the ground." ”
"Yingying......." Lin Leyu shouted in a long voice.
Hearing these two words, the fake monk young man hurriedly shouted: "It's not cold, it's not cold." ”
"In that case, let's talk about it quickly, and consider pulling you out as long as it satisfies me. ”
After finishing speaking, Lin Leyu and Wu Yingying stared at the fake monk and young man without blinking, waiting for him to speak.
And the young man of the fake monk looked at the air between the two with bright eyes, and was silent.
After coming over for a while, seeing that the senior monk and young man had not yet spoken, Wu Yingying frowned, stood up, and slowly raised her right foot, ready to wake up the mind of this stubborn liar.
Feeling the murderous aura from Wu Yingying, the fake monk young man shrank his head, and then his eyes turned red, and he howled like a dam bursting its embankment.
Listening to the cry of the fake monk and young man, the corners of Lin Leyu's mouth hooked a trace of arc, he knew that the person's mental defense in front of him had collapsed, and now he could get the correct answer no matter what he asked.
Raising his eyebrows, Lin Leyu pressed his hand at Wu Yingying, motioned for her to put down her legs, and then turned his head to look at the fake monk and said, "Now we ask you some questions, as long as you answer truthfully, we will let you go, we have always been to convince people with virtue." ”
"Good!" the young man stopped crying and nodded with sobs.
But at this moment, his heart is broken, the two people in front of him are so terrible, they kick people on the head at every turn, and there are words in their mouths that this is to convince people with virtue.
A......hem, Lin Leyu cleared his throat, nodded to Wu Yingying, and then asked, "Why didn't you look at me when you were talking to us?"
"I have 3,000 degrees of myopia, and I have very severe astigmatism, and I have double vision when I look at people. The young man of the fake monk replied quickly.
'Short-sightedness, astigmatism, you're teasing me, the monk is still short-sighted!, it seems that you don't want to come out!'
"No! No! Really, I was born with 6,000 degrees of myopia, and it only dropped to 3,000 degrees after cultivating. The young man of the fake monk said a little discouraged.
'Uh...., okay!' Lin Leyu had a strange look on his face, he really didn't think that the cultivator would be short-sighted. Touching his chin, he continued to ask, "Then tell me about your name and where your teacher is." ’
"My name is Zhenchun, as for the teacher, my master is a loose monk, and you don't know if you say it!"
'Oh....... , your master won't be called pure!' Lin Leyu asked tentatively.
Hearing this, Zhenchun's originally crying face stretched out, his eyes were full of joy, and he said quickly: "You know my master, are you the uncle I mentioned in my master's mouth!"
Black lines appeared on Lin Leyu's forehead, put his hand on the top of Zhenchun's head, pulled his head to the side and said, "I'm not your uncle, let's talk about why you pretend to be a monk to deceive." ”
Hearing this, Zhenchun was stunned at first, then shook his head violently, and shouted loudly: "I am not pretending, I am a monk!"
You just said that your master is a monk, how can you be a monk. Lin Leyu sneered a little.
"It's just that there is no fake, although my master is a monk, I am a monk, and his old man also taught me how to be a qualified monk. ”
'Huh...... , your master is really a good person!' Lin Leyu sighed a little helplessly.
"Of course! Zhenchun Tsundere looked up.
Looking at the proud expression of innocence, Lin Leyu showed a wry smile, he felt that if he continued to ask like this, the whole person would collapse.
Looking back at Wu Yingying, I wanted her to ask again, to relieve herself. But seeing that Wu Yingying's face was ugly and terrifying, and his whole body exuded coldness, he immediately gave up this thought.
Sighing, Lin Leyu looked back at Zhenchun again.
Next, Zhenchun told how he came from the inside to the outside of the world, why he cheated here, and mixed with his mental journey of living for twenty-three years.
To roughly sum up, after Master Zhenchun died, he wandered around, and then followed a group of people to the outside of the realm for some reason.
In order to survive, he exchanged the few spirit stones on his body for some out-of-bounds banknotes, but what he didn't expect was that he met a mobile phone seller at the train station, and he spent a lot of money to buy the mobile phone, which was later found to be fake.
Then the money on his body was finished in a few days, and he really couldn't hold it up today, so he casually found a few books, disguised them with illusions, and came out to cheat money, but he didn't expect that he was approached by Lin Leyu as soon as he succeeded in making a fortune.
Hearing this, Lin Leyu began to feel a little sympathetic to this simple liar.
But then this product didn't know that the root was wrong, and focused on describing the whole process of Wu Yingying being deceived. was so angry that Wu Yingying was about to give her a few kicks at that time, but thanks to Lin Leyu's quick hand, otherwise the pure head would have been embedded in the ground now.
'Alright, alright, don't be angry! Lin Leyu glared at Zhenchun, and softly coaxed Wu Yingying, who was standing aside and sulking.
"Hmph! I just can't get angry, my adventures have been ruined by him. Wu Yingying said angrily.
"Isn't it just an adventure, what a big deal, the next time I encounter it, I will definitely call you." ’
Hearing this, Wu Yingying's pretty face stretched slightly, looked up at Lin Leyu and said, "Really?"
'Really!' Lin Leyu nodded seriously, and then lowered his head and whispered a few words in Wu Yingying's ear.
Only then did Wu Yingying show a hint of a smile, and then nodded.
Coaxed Wu Yingying, Lin Leyu turned around and walked to Zhenchun's side again, then squatted down and said: "Brother Zhenchun! I don't think it's easy for you, I don't want the five thousand yuan, wait until I get you out, don't blame me." ”
Hearing Lin Leyu's words, Zhenchun nodded excitedly, thinking that he was really witty just now, he didn't say that he was a liar in the realm, but only said that his miserable experiences really worked, and now they really worked, not only can they be released, but they also made a small fortune.
Although he was beaten, it was only a skin wound, and it was nothing to the monk.
Seeing Zhenchun's excited eyes, Lin Leyu smiled, then stood up and nodded at Wu Yingying.
After getting confirmed, Wu Yingying walked up to Zhenchun and said three words, "Xiao Erlang"
"Huh?" she shook her head inexplicably.
Wu Yingying didn't explain, turned around and walked out of the formation.
At this time, Lin Leyu said to Zhenchun: "Wait a minute, after we leave, you can come out by pronouncing these three words." After saying that, Lin also walked out.
Zhenchun looked at the two of them leaving their backs suspiciously, thought for a while, and then read softly: "Xiao Erlang!"
After reading it, he felt a force lift him up from below, and quickly pulled it out of the ground.
Feeling the effect, a happy smile appeared on Zhenchun's face, but this smile didn't last long before it turned into horror.
In a scream, Zhenchun put his head on the ground, stood upside down, and began to spin the top at extreme speed.
A minute and a half later, Zhenchun fell to the ground from a handstand, but after lying down for a few minutes, he stood up again with difficulty, and staggered out to the opposite place from Lin Leyu.
At the moment, he just wanted to get out of here quickly, away from the two people just now.
Those two people were so terrible that the woman nailed people into the ground at every turn. The man is even more terrifying, his voice sounds very gentle, like a good person, but he is a pervert.
Zhenchun stumbled out more than ten meters, and then fell down again, but unfortunately, this time it was not the ground but the West Lake in front of him.
After a splash, Zhenchun plunged straight into the West Lake, and then heard a whining sound, and with the sound, strings of bubbles rose from the surface of the lake.
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