Chapter 15: The Unkempt Devil's Wish
Yu Xiaoyu snorted under the window, and Wu Zhengyi and the three ghosts all squeezed over and looked out.
I saw that in the bustling crowd in the alley, there was a little old man in a Taoist robe, who was looking back and forth at the girls standing on the street, his eyes and expressions were extremely obscene. After a while, he seemed to have picked two girls, touched people's buttocks with a smile, and followed.
"Brother Yu, isn't that Uncle Mao? didn't he go home to honor his mother?"
"Yes, we were deceived, this old immortal, take my money to drink flower wine...... The rivers and lakes are really hateful!"
"What! Yu Shao was deceived by that stinky old way! Look at me, I'm going to teach him a lesson!"
"Forget it, hurry up and eat, I'm a little tired. ”
After eating, the three ghosts returned to the box, and Wu Zhengyi took Yu Xiaoyu to find an inn, asked for two upper rooms and stayed.
Yu Xiaoyu's abdomen was itchy and painful, but her body felt tired and panicked, and she couldn't help it, so she fell asleep on the bed.
In the middle of the night, he suddenly felt a burst of dampness and heat on the wound, although it was quite comfortable, but it was still a little strange, he opened his eyes and looked up, and couldn't help but be surprised, a dark shadow was lying on the side of the bed licking his belly.
Yu Xiaoyu kicked the black shadow to the ground, and the three ghosts heard the sound and hurriedly jumped out of the box to protect him.
Yin Bujiao lit the lamp and candle, and then looked at the black shadow, it was the ghost in colorful clothes he met outside the city......
"Why are you? I thought you were a kind ghost, and I didn't arrest you, but it turned out to be a...... The ...... of the old man Why is this okay...... Tiger boy! Tie him up! Send him to the ghost hunting house tomorrow for money!!"
"Childe spares my life! I'm not a...... I have come to repay my kindness...... During the day, I saw that Childe was injured...... I want to heal you......"
"Get out! My wound is healed, you lick it! Ahhhh
"Yu Shao ~ He should have no malice ~"
"Huh, you know?"
"Yu Shao forgot the skills of my two brothers~ His name is Zhu Sancai~ He is an unkempt ghost~ He was originally in Chang'an and specialized in playing tricks on butchers~ Later, an enchantment was set up there~ He ran here to make trouble~ It doesn't hurt anyone~"
When the unkempt ghost heard the other party explain his details so clearly, he smacked his tongue and said:
"Childe is not an ordinary person, even the ghost friends around him are so capable~ If Childe can trust me, can you let me heal?"
"Forehead ......"
"Don't worry, little ghost, I will have some ability to heal wounds, the injured birds and beasts in the forest in this area are all cured by me, I don't believe you to inquire~"
“...... But Xiaosheng's wound did heal, but it was a little painful. ”
"I just saw that Childe's wound didn't heal, it was just sewn up and glued by something...... And...... It shouldn't be something clean. ”
Yu Xiaoyu suddenly remembered that when he was just injured, he heard in a trance that the headless ghost king called a ghost to treat his wound, and when he woke up, he saw that the wound had been stitched up to stop bleeding, so he didn't pay attention to it.
"Then you can get it for me, but discuss something, can you not lick it......"
"Can't ......"
“...... Tiger boy, knock me out. ”
"Childe, do you have clean knives?"
"What are you going to do?!"
"The wound was so tight that it needed to be cut with a knife. ”
“......”
"Childe is scared?"
“...... Ha! I'm going to become the world's No. 1 Kunlun Immortal -- Jade Xiaoyu! How can I be afraid of this word! Ha! Which of you will borrow his sword!"
The three ghosts pulled out their respective swords and handed them to Zhu Sancai.
"The little ghost was so reckless that he forgot to ask his son's name and surname...... This one can't do it, it's too big! These two ...... No, the smell is too heavy, and it should have been cut off. ”
"Tiger Boy, open the case and let him choose. ”
Zhu Sancai took the piano case, rummaged through it, and picked out a small sword, the handle and scabbard were inlaid with colorful gems, and the colors were very bright.
"Hee-hee, this one will do. ”
"There's something sharper than that. ”
"No, that's it. ”
"Why?"
"Good-looking~"
“......”
Zhu Sancai pulled out the small sword, carefully cut the wound of Yu Xiaoyu, and kept licking the scratched place, Yu Xiaoyu didn't feel much pain, just a little nauseous.
Not long after, Zhu Sancai pulled out a dough-like thing from the wound that had been cut open layer by layer and threw it to the ground.
It was green, slimy, and in a few moments it became smoke powder and vanished.
"What the hell!"
Yin asked without impatience.
"It's supposed to be some kind of spitting sputum. ”
Zhu Sancai replied while licking the wound.
Yu Xiaoyu couldn't hold back any longer, tilted her head under the bed, and vomited.
After he vomited, he wiped his mouth and said very sadly:
"My innocence has been ruined by you dead ghosts........... If anyone spreads it, I will let his soul fly and annihilate!"
"Jade Prince......"
"What are you going to do?!"
"Alright. ”
Yu Xiaoyu looked down and saw that there was no wound on his stomach, and there was no trace of it, so he jumped out of bed in surprise, and he didn't feel any pain anymore.
"You're so powerful, there's nothing going on~"
"Hey~ It's still Yu Gongzi's physique, if you are a bystander, even if you heal your wounds, you have to raise it for a month before you can get out of bed, you are even more tenacious than the beast in the deep mountains~"
"You unkempt ghost~ I didn't expect to have such a magical ability~ I don't have any records in this "All Ghosts in the Underworld"~"
"Hey...... I am a natural clumsy ghost, and I laughed......"
"You're not afraid of being taken captive by the Ten Thousand Ghosts!
Yin Bujian asked on the side.
"No, my ghost energy and ghost power are too weak, just an ordinary little ghost, they won't notice. ”
Zhu Sancai said as he reluctantly put the little sword back into the case.
Yu Xiaoyu glanced at the small sword, and saw that it had lost the color of a gem in the piano case, and said with a smile:
"I didn't expect you, an ugly and beautiful thing, to recognize him as the master~ Brother Zhu, just worked hard, and this thorn nail sword will be given to you. ”
"Really?!No, how can I take the ...... that my son loves?"
"It doesn't love me anymore, take it. ”
Zhu Sancai scratched his unkempt hair, picked up the small sword in ecstasy, pinned it to his waist, and knelt in front of Yu Xiaoyu with a puff.
"Brother Zhu, why are you so excited?
"Yu Gongzi, you can call me Sancai in the future, the little ghost has something to ask for, I hope you agree!"
"What's the matter, you say. ”
"Although I am an ordinary lonely ghost, I have always had a grand wish, I can heal the dragon's wounds! It's a pity that I am too weak and timid, and I dare not go far...... Today I want to beg Yu Gongzi to take me with me, and I will definitely fulfill my wish in the future, and I hope you can agree!"
"Huh...... Your wish is very curious......"
"Yu Gongzi, you agreed?"
"No, I can't. ”
Yu Xiaoyu replied with a very firm expression.
"Yu Gongzi dislikes me, I'm a nameless little ghost, will I become a burden?"
"It's not. ”
"Is that because I'm short and ugly, it will get in your way?"
"It's not. ”
"That's because dragons are hard to see, and wounded dragons are even harder to find?"
"Not really. ”
"Why is that?"
"Because you love animals too much, and Xiaosheng loves meat, you are with me and suffer from each other. ”
“...... This rest assured, with me Zhu Sancai by your side, I will definitely influence you to only eat vegetarian food. ”
"Uh...... Sancai, it's not too early, please go back~"
"Jade Prince...... Then you're the exception, aren't you...... When you eat, I hide and pretend I don't see it......"
After Zhu Sancai finished speaking, he cried bitterly, lying on the ground, very pitiful.
Yu Xiaoyu saw that the three ghosts on the side were looking at him with pleading eyes, and shook his head helplessly and said:
"Your wish is not firm...... Why are there any exceptions...... Well, you can walk with us, Xiaosheng will not embarrass you, from now on, strive to eat only ready-made cooked food, and do not harm your beloved little animals......"