Chapter 6 Mortals can also drive scattered immortals crazy
Medicine Immortal: "Then you think about it first, let's discuss the issue of refining medicine." ”
Administrator of the Six Realms: "Thieves also have a little friend, are you really using the legendary technique?"
The thief also said: "Call me Chutian, seniors, what is a technique?"
Danhuang: "Technique? What is a technique? Chu Xiaoyou won't be joking, right?"
The thief also said: "I really don't know, seniors. ”
Administrator of the Six Realms: "Aren't you refining medicine in the air?"
The thief also said, "No." ”
Administrator of the Six Realms: "Well, let's just say it, if others want to come in and listen, just come in and listen, as long as they don't interject at will." ”
Ding, the administrator of the Six Realms initiated a voice call, and there is one person.
Ding, the administrator of the Six Realms invited you to enter the voice call, do you agree?
Chu Tian looked at the invitation from the voice call of the administrator of the Six Realms, was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself:
"This, what can't you understand, and you have to say it directly, alas, I doubt your IQ. ”
However, thinking about it, Chu Tian still clicked to agree, and as soon as he entered, he heard an elegant voice coming out:
"Who is Chu Xiaoyou, reply, I am the administrator of the Six Realms. ”
When Chu Tian heard this, he hurriedly said:
"The group leader is big, I'm Chutian. ”
At this time, an old and steady voice came in:
"Six Realms, I am a Medicine Immortal. ”
"Senior Medicine Immortal, I'm Chu Tian. ”
The medicine fairy's voice was visibly stunned, and he said:
"Speak in your true voice, Chutian. ”
Chu Tian was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked:
"Well, what do you mean by speaking in a real voice?"
Yao Xian's tone was significantly heavier:
"Are you looking down on us, boy Chu?"
Chu Tian came back to his senses and said:
"I'm the real voice!"
The medicine fairy's tone was full of disbelief:
"Impossible, how can you be so young, listen to your voice is no more than 20 years old, this is impossible, hurry up and talk to us with a real voice!"
Chu Tian was speechless for an instant, and could only sigh when he heard this, and then said slowly:
"How old do seniors think I am?"
The medicine fairy thought for a moment and said seriously:
"To say the least, there are forty or fifty years old. ”
When Chu Tian heard this, he sighed again and said:
"I... How so?"
The Medicine Immortal said in a very affirmative tone:
"This kind of alchemy technique, it is recorded in our world, if you want to practice it, it will take at least thirty or forty years! Even if you are born to practice the medicine path, you must be at least thirty years old, and you must have a certain amount of cultivation in your body, and you are not an ordinary person, if you want to practice successfully, at least forty or fifty years, and you are extremely talented, otherwise it will never be possible. ”
Chu Tian listened helplessly, and sighed again:
"Senior Medicine Immortal, didn't I say, you, if you say something unpleasant, where did you get the confidence that I must be refining the medicine method in the air?"
When the medicine fairy heard this, he jumped like thunder and shouted angrily:
"Could it be that you kid and Yan kid are teaming up to trick me?"
As soon as the Six Realms Administrator heard that something was wrong, he hurriedly said:
"Medicine Immortal is angry, let me ask this kid. ”
The medicine fairy restrained his anger a little and said:
"Forget it, I'll ask. ”
As he spoke, the medicine fairy took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said:
"Chu Xiaoyou, let me ask you to answer, okay?"
Chu Tian said confusedly:
"Hasn't it always been like this?"
The medicine fairy shouted angrily:
"Okay?!"
Chu Tian was startled, and said resignedly:
"Good, good, good, that's all. ”
The medicine fairy slowed down and said:
"Did the Flame Boy give you the tools for refining medicine?"
"Nope. ”
"Then you made it by hand?"
"It's not. ”
"Hmm, do you have your own alchemy tools?"
"I guess there is. ”
"Medicine refining cauldron, medicine refining ding, medicine refining furnace?"
"Well, let's refine the cauldron. ”
"Huh?"
"Yes, it's hot pot. ”
"Hot pot? Is this a new medicine refining cauldron? Who made it?"
"Well, I'll see... It is a mandarin duck hot pot produced by H City Boiler Factory. ”
"Mandarin Duck Hot Pot? Wait, you say it's Mandarin Duck Hot Pot?"
"Yes. ”
In an instant, the opposite side fell into a deathly silence, and after a long time, a voice slowly came out from the opposite side:
"Really, is it really that kind of hot pot to eat?"
"Yes. ”
"Really?"
"Yes. ”
"Ahh
Suddenly, a terrible scream broke out on the other side, and then a snapping sound was heard, and the other party dropped the line.
Chu Tian looked at his phone with a look of obscurity, and then said:
"Eh, Senior of the Six Realms, what's wrong with Medicine Immortal?"
The Six Realms Administrator sighed when he heard this, and said:
"You kid, what a genius, you can go out and blow for a year after this incident?"
Chu Tian's words were filled with deep incomprehension:
"Why?"
The Six Realms Administrator smiled bitterly and said slowly:
"Because, you're the only one who has gone crazy when you're a mortal!"
As he spoke, he heard only a "beep", and the administrator of the Six Realms disbanded the voice call.
Ding, you were blocked as a manager by the administrator of the Six Realms (additional message: to prevent you from being kicked out by the crazy medicine fairy, first seal you for management, and then cancel it for you, ps: This message is only visible to you. )
Chu Tian looked at it and smiled slightly, turned off the chat interface, and opened Xiao Huo's chat interface, and before he could send a message, a sentence came from the opposite side:
"Tell me what you said. ”
Chu Tian directly turned on the voice and said in a rampant voice:
"Hahahahahahaha
As he spoke, he turned off the chat software, turned off the computer and mobile phone, and lay down on the bed and fell asleep again.