Chapter 8: The Way of Ten Thousand Ghosts
In the middle of the night, Yu Xiaoyu hugged Wu Zhengyi tightly and had already fallen asleep.
The tiger boy couldn't stand it, so he sat on the bow of the boat, his feet teased the river, and went to play.
Xiao Lao Dao opened his eyes wide, holding a peachwood sword in his hand, looking back and forth at the river on both sides of the boat.
"I said long, it's been a long time, and I haven't even seen a ghost, look at you so nervous, are you tired?"
The captain shook the oar vigorously and said.
"What do you know, the time is coming, it is the time when the evil ghost is the most powerful, and you can't be careless!"
"Alas...... This is all made up by you Taoist priests for the sake of mixed rice, if it weren't for your kindness, I wouldn't have let you get on the boat. ”
"Each other, your heart is not bad~"
"How?"
"This son is so brazen, he could have crossed the river, but when he heard that he didn't want money, he would go to Chang'an! If you didn't see that his wife was seriously ill, how could you agree to come down~"
"Saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. You and I have good rewards~"
The two looked at each other and laughed.
"Come to the boat, child, be careful of falling into the river. You're not sleepy, aren't you?"
"Don't be sleepy, uncle, or you rest, I'll help you shake. ”
"Come on, little arms and legs, I can't afford to be thrown into the river again. What do you do with this little face?"
"Oh...... That's how I was born...... Look, uncle, why are all the fish in this river glowing?"
The little old man listened to it, and came to the bow of the boat with his sword, and saw a group of swimming fish in the river around the boat, and the body of the fish was emitting a bleak white light.
"Oh! I just said that there are ghosts in this water! The poor road is here, and it will not go away!"
Xiao Lao Dao took out a stack of yellow paper talismans from his arms and sandwiched them between his fingers.
"The Heavenly Divine Monarch is as anxious as the law!
With a pop, the paper note burst into flames.
The little old road was sprinkled into the air, scattered into countless sparks, and fell into the river...... Extinguished.
The tiger boy looked at the river, turned back and said:
"Old man, why didn't you react?"
"Uh...... These ghosts are too strong!
Xiao Lao Dao took out another yellow paper talisman, put it on a peachwood sword, and sang in a jumping and jumping manner on the boat:
"Heavenly Spirit Spirit ~ Earth Spirit Spirit ~ Nine Heavenly Divine Monarch Manifestation Divine Spirit ~ One Invite Tota Li Heavenly King ~ Two Please Haotian Great Sage Star ~ Three Please Taigong Jiang Feixiong ~ Four Please Divine Arrow Old Huang Zhong ......"
The captain and the tiger boy couldn't help it, and they couldn't stand up with a straight smile.
"Dao Chief, no wonder you don't dare to go down to the river, your feelings are a big drama~ You see how much these fish love to listen, they all come here!"
"I said I can't cross the river tonight! You don't listen! The gods I invited are all resting today, it's miserable, we have to be dragged down the river by these water ghosts!"
"Don't worry, Dao Chief, these are all Weishui carp, so they don't drag people~"
"Then why are you blazing?"
"Because they all grew up eating dead people from the river. ”
"How do you know?"
"Because they're all raised by water ghosts. Yu Xiaoyu sat up at this time, stretched his waist, and took over.
When Xiao Lao Dao saw that he was awake, he was very annoyed and said:
"You son is so harmful, don't mix it up blindly, what are you doing when you see a water ghost!"
"See. ”
"Where?"
"What about boating. ”
Xiao Lao Dao was shocked, looked up and looked at the captain again, only to see that the face under the hat was no longer the face just now, with green skin and red eyes, a mouth full of fangs, hanging out horizontally and vertically, and hissed:
"Save people's lives!Win to create a seventh-level floating slaughter!Save a thousand lives of fish!I am the Buddha!The big girl is so fat~ Accompany me...... Ahh
Before he finished speaking, the jade fish flew up and kicked the water ghost into the river with a bang.
Looking at the river again, the group of fish Wuyang Wuyang Wuyang gathered on the water ghost, gathered more and more, and with a bang, turned into a huge water monster and stood up from the river.
Yu Xiaoyu took out the Wuming fan, turned around and said to the tiger boy, "Protect them", with a click, opened the paper fan, jumped up and fell on the shoulder of the water monster, and slapped it on the head.
The monster was scattered, and the water spirits and scattered schools of fish jumped into the water, and soon gathered together again, turned into water monsters, and roared and pounced on the boat.
The jade fish leaped forward, and the paper fan kept slapping away the water monster, but the water ghost was cunning, hiding in the water monster's body and running around, and jumped back into the water to reunite as soon as it was shot away.
"Tiger Boy, Piano Case!"
With a snort, the tiger boy threw the cloud piano box out.
Yu Xiaoyu took the piano box and slapped it on the ground, and the spirit sword in the box flew out, coming out of the sheath one after another, flying to kill the water ghosts and fish that were scattered by him.
When the water ghost was about to enter the water again, the jade fish had already jumped to its side, grabbed its head, and slammed it into the boat.
A flying sword followed, piercing the water ghost's arm and pinning it firmly to the ship's board.
"You bastards, do you know that Lao Tzu is a ghost of all things! Look at me......"
The water ghost tore desperately, wanting to pull out the sword and escape, but the five Ming fan had already flown to the door of the head, and before he finished scolding, he lay on the ground and couldn't move.
Yu Xiaoyu took away the paper fan and sword, took out the lock ghost bag, and the water ghost turned into a puff of green smoke and entered the bag.
"Big brother, be careful!"
As soon as the tiger boy reminded him, Yu Xiaoyu turned around, made a crisp sound, and was slapped hard in the face.
"Oh, my big goblin~You're awake~~~"
Wu Zhengyi looked at Yu Xiaoyu coldly, stretched his arms, stretched his waist, and saw the beauty of plumpness and vigor at a glance. When he landed, Yu Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.
"Have you seen enough?"
"It's not enough to ...... in a lifetime"
"You gave me the poison?"
"Don't thank you, big goblin, you have to repay it with the actual one~"
"Hey, shameless, did you just sleep comfortably with me? I should have killed you, but since I saved my life, let's go. ”
"I can't resist it! That water ghost wanted to arrest you just now, and I saved you!"
"And what else do you want?"
"Go to Chang'an together. ”
"How do you know I'm going to Chang'an?"
"Didn't you and those men in black mention the queen, the prince, or the palace to send a letter or something~"
"Oh~Okay, then together~"
The little old man on the side watched the two of them flirting and scolding, and interjected with a restless look:
"The feelings of you two are not a small couple, but it really kills the poor!"
"Old man, aren't you good, with my big brother Yu here, are you still afraid of the water ghost just now?"
Tiger Boy comforted.
"Didn't you hear it say that it was a man of all ghosts?"
"What is the Ten Thousand Ghost Dao?"
"Are you new to the rivers and lakes? Why don't you even know the way of ten thousand ghosts!"
"My eldest brother just came down the mountain, and I was a child, and I haven't been a ghost for a long time, so I haven't heard of it. ”
"What?!You're a ghost too!"
Xiao Lao Dao was so frightened that he retreated to the stern of the boat.
"Oh, old man, can we wait until now if we want to harm you?"
"Alas...... You really shouldn't be wading into these troubled waters...... You don't know, twenty years ago, there was a headless ghost, very vicious, specializing in taking heads, at that time, Xu Shiji, the chief director of the Ghost Hunting Academy, and a hundred and ten famous ghost hunters couldn't take it, and many people were broken...... Later, Li Chunfeng, a great teacher, came to his aid, so he injured it, but he still let it escape...... Unexpectedly, ten years ago, there was a sudden emergence of ten thousand ghosts on the rivers and lakes, which was full of fierce ghosts and evil spirits, and whoever dared to oppose them would be wiped out! Their suzerain was called the headless ghost king, and it was said that it was the headless ghost!"
"So evil?"
"yes...... Small sects, who dares to provoke them, if the ghost hunter with ordinary kung fu catches a ghost, as soon as he hears that the other party is a ghost of ten thousand ghosts, he will quickly let go of the ......"
"So arrogant! No one can cure it?"
"It's not without ...... Now, in addition to the ghost hunting courtyard of the imperial court, only the Hengjiao and the North Gate Blood Master can compete with it. However, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the Blood Master of the North Gate is now helping the Demon Queen Wu Zetian, and the Heng Sect is protecting Emperor Gaozong, and the two major factions are secretly fighting happily, otherwise, the Ten Thousand Ghost Dao really has no chance to grow so fast......"
Yu Xiaoyu turned his head to look at Wu Zhengyi, scratched his head and asked:
"Great goblin, aren't you the one from the North Gate Blood Master?"
"What?!The passing year is unfavorable! The passing year is unfavorable! Today is really declining at home, it's just that, blame me for talking too much, girl, if you want to embarrass the poor, please go to the poop!"
Xiao Lao Dao sat on the board of the boat, his head was sweating with fright, his eyes were closed, and he cried.
Seeing his embarrassed appearance, Wu Zhengyi laughed happily:
"Okay~ You little old man is not bad, this night is Mowgli, I don't think I heard it~"
"The big goblin is so good~ good! Wuji tonight!come~ Let my brother hug ~"
The applause was loud, and the two sides of the strait echoed......