Chapter 15: Cult Nursery Rhymes
Facts have proved that Lao Dingtou was wrong, the new shopkeeper is definitely not two hundred and five, because when it comes to doing business, the new money shopkeeper is not two hundred and forty-eight worse than the two hundred and five.
Qian Yang is just a two!
"Uncle Ding, I'm a new Qian Yang, please take care of me!"
The old man was startled by the sudden self-introduction, and quickly got up and carefully looked at the young man in front of him.
Thick eyebrows, big eyes, round nose, how to look familiar.
Lao Dingtou is far from the point of old dizziness, he has still seen the four bosses with a public face in front of him, and the last time the shopkeeper Luo also specially explained that after the future, all the antiques sent by this master were purchased at the selling price. But after that, this master has not been here once, but another boy who is not very popular has come a few times under his banner.
"I've seen the shopkeeper. Lao Dingtou was talking nonsense in his heart, but his mouth was decent.
Qian Yang smiled dumbly: "I was forced to come, and I haven't done business either, so it's good that Uncle Ding is in charge of the affairs of the store." ”
This is the advantage of Qian Yang, two is not afraid of two, the key is that you have to know your two.
Qian Yang knows his own affairs, how can he be the material for doing business! So he simply got straight to the point: I am two, and you and I do not exist.
Qian Yang really didn't have any pressure to pick on this, because Luo Tong said this when he came: If you don't understand something, just listen to my Uncle Ding.
The money shopkeeper said: I don't understand everything!
"This ......" Lao Ding was a little confused, and finally squeezed out a sentence after muttering for a long time: "The shopkeeper has a tired journey, so it's better to go to the back hall to rest first!"
"Okay!" Qian Yang didn't need anyone to guide the way, so he went to the back hall to find a vacant room by himself, leaving the old Ding Tou stunned on the spot.
Lao Dingtou pondered for a long time before he figured out that this master is here to mess around, right?
Lao Ding Tou was right, Qian Yang was indeed planning to come to mess around.
Qian Yang himself didn't know anything about doing business, and he wasn't interested in it from the bottom of his heart. In the way of Luo Tong's face, he has to come, and he will not hesitate to contribute if he is useful, but it is really difficult for him to let him take the initiative to learn to do something, and he himself deeply thinks that if he does not cause trouble for others, it will be a great help.
Besides, Qian Yang's time is really not enough now, the two monkeys in his pocket have not been dealt with, and there are even a lot of pills that have not been eaten, and the ultimate task over there is not knowing when to start the gong, and he has a tight time to improve his strength, how can he have the leisure to learn to open a store!
After rolling the dice, Qian Yang decided to get the monkey done first before anything else.
So, on this night, the people of the entire Qingling Pavilion heard the creepy and terrifying nursery rhyme sound coming from which room:
"Three little monkeys...... Go up the mountain to pick fruit...... I picked three...... You two didn't have anything to eat......"
"You want peaches...... It wants pears...... I said silly boy...... I won't give you ...... to eat."
"Peaches in the left hand...... Pears in the right hand...... Be friends with me...... Take away all the fruit......"
"Three good friends...... Hand in hand...... The world is so big...... Let's go together......"
Qian Yang read out the nursery rhyme word by word according to the instructions in the trick book. Even money
Yang had tried his best to endure the discomfort in his heart, but after reciting the nursery rhyme, his body was still soaked through cold sweat.
What kind of nursery rhyme is this written by a loser? Tainyima is evil! Two fruits are deceived by people, how can there be such a thing!
But whether it's a trick or a spell, in the final analysis, it's just a tool, it doesn't matter if it's evil or not, it's right to use it, and it's evil to use it. And this trick for children in the fairy world is actually very popular, it was born from the famous fairy spell - one gas and three clear!
The legendary spell can turn itself into three out of thin air, and its magic points directly to the Chaos Dao, and non-Dao ancestor-level characters have no ability to release it.
There are only a handful of Dao ancestor-level characters, and ordinary people can hardly match the Dao ancestor-level spells. But there are always some amazing people in the world who, with their extraordinary talent and inspiration, can achieve similar results with limited conditions. And this trick "Three Little Monkeys", which was taken by Qian Yang at a glance, is such an amazing thresholdless thaumaturgy.
Dao Ancestor can conjure three bodies out of thin air, but ordinary people cannot. Okay, let's prepare three lines in advance, right? Count one yourself, and it will be difficult to find two more people, so let's find a head office that is close to people's bodies, right?
Dao Ancestor can turn the Yuan Shen into three, but ordinary people cannot. Well, it's not hard for me to separate the two soul marks, right?
The three primordial gods of Dao Ancestor are independent of each other, and their supernatural powers are undiminished, but ordinary people cannot. Well, it's okay for me to attach my sigil to other souls, right?
It is this idea of constantly compromising and constantly reducing the configuration that finally gave rise to this "three little monkeys".
This spell has very low requirements for the caster, and in the fairy world, children as young as six or seven years old can use it. Before performing the spell, you need to prepare two ape creatures that are not much different from the child's cultivation, and the caster can expand his soul imprint into the monkey's sea of consciousness by drawing a silk book in advance and matching it with a specific spell.
This simple extension imprint effect is actually not strong, and the effect achieved is only equivalent to an equal contract. After the imprint is performed and the monkey's soul coexists, the monkey will have a sense of intimacy with the soul of the caster. The caster can also use this mark to communicate with the monkey simply.
The contract is equal, but because the difference in wisdom between humans and monkeys cannot be calculated, qualifications, growth rates and ceilings are even more different. Therefore, after the spell is released, the caster who is a human must be in the dominant position, which also achieves the original intention of this trick, that is, to find two childhood playmates for children in the fairy world.
This kind of pediatric thing can only be rotten in the fairy world, but Qian Yang was pleasantly surprised when he saw this spell.
Different backgrounds determine different visions, and Qian Yang, who doesn't know how much he has seen, can see at a glance that this trick is basically two clones!
And he is not in the immortal realm now, he has no innate body, and he has no immortal qi to absorb. In other words, his qualifications and growth rate are not necessarily much stronger than that of a monkey who is a spirit animal. So I'm afraid this trick is not two doppelgangers who can accompany you for life!
The spell was successfully completed, and Qian Yang looked at the two monkeys, one big and one small, who got up from the ground, and slowly savored the strange feeling of having the same heart.
The big mountain giant ape looked at Qian Yang, with a puzzled look in his eyes, and after some hesitation, he suddenly stretched out his claws and rubbed them vigorously
Rubbing Qian Yang's head.
"Nasty!" Qian Yang pushed away the furry paw, and immediately solemnly warned the eyeless giant ape through the soul imprint: "In the future, I can only rub your head, but you must not rub my head!"
The giant ape seemed to be a little reluctant, but he still withdrew his hand with a face full of grievances.
Qian Yang set his eyes on the small blue sea ape again, speaking of which, he really hadn't taken the time to study this little monkey that Chu Nan brought to him before.
This blue sea ape was only half a man tall, with a thin body, long limbs, and fat and wide hands and feet like a fan. The fine fluff that was long against the flesh skin was unusually supple, and the slightly dull blue fur flashed faintly from time to time.
Qian Yang unconsciously rubbed the head of the blue sea ape, and after kneading it, he realized that he seemed to be as annoying as the mountain giant ape.
Fortunately, the blue sea ape didn't seem to reject Qian Yang's behavior, and his body slowly relaxed after only a little tension, and then simply leaned on Qian Yang's lap gently, enjoying Qian Yang's touch and kill with peace of mind.
Qian Yang was very happy, and said in his heart that it was still this little likable.
Qian Yang kneaded it well, the big mountain giant ape didn't do it, he walked closer in two steps, and stretched out his claws again. However, this time it is not to rub Qian Yang, but to compete with Qian Yang for the right to ravage the head of the blue sea ape.
"Go aside!" Qian Yang was reluctant to give good things to others, and kept the mountain giant ape behind him with his back, just enjoying it alone, completely ignoring the resentment in the big monkey's heart.
Finally rubbing his head enough, the comfortable Qian Yang took out two red pockets from his waist and put them around the necks of the two monkeys.
At that time, Qian Yang bought two volumes of trick books from Jiang Li, one was the "Three Little Monkeys", and the other was a stealth trick used by children to play hide and seek. Later, Jiang Li also gave a children's toy, named Samsung Treasure Bag.
Now what Qian Yang took out was this treasure bag, there were three bags in total, counting Qian Yang, the three little monkeys happened to be one for each person.
The function of the Samsung treasure bag is to store things, and the space inside is not large, so it can't hold much things. But what makes it special is that these three pockets share the same space. In other words, this three-star treasure bag is actually three entrances and exits in the same small space, as long as the three bags are in the same interface, you can put items into the space through any one bag, and you can take out the items in the other two bags.
In the immortal realm, the spatial means required to refine this kind of treasure bag are not surprising, and even the current cultivation realm has similar technology, for example, in the ruins of the Infinite Valley, the garbage bag used by the disciples to hold the remnants of the soil is actually the entrance to the same abandoned space, but the garbage bag can enter and exit, and the technology is far less mature than the three-star treasure bag in the immortal world.
The two monkeys have a big red pocket in front of each other, which looks somewhat funny, but Qian Yang thinks it's very good-looking, cute, and joyful. The only fly in the ointment is that the big monkey looks really fierce, which slightly destroys the harmony of the picture.
However, this can be regarded as a small flaw at most, Qian Yang pulled the two monkeys in front of him, how satisfied he looked, and said with a smile: "Those who can climb mountains will be called Dashan Mountain, and those who can swim will be called Xiaoshuishui." The world is so big, in the future, let's go together!"
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