"President, instead of going to war on us, they refused to supply us with energy, froze all our accounts in the emirate. ”

"They freeze our accounts, won't we freeze their accounts?"

"President, they have transferred some funds, and if we freeze each other's funds, our losses will be worse than the losses of the emirate, and the gains will not outweigh the losses. ”

"And the President, don't forget, one of our aircraft carrier fleets is still in the hands of that cat, that cat is the patron beast of the emirate, if we also freeze their accounts, if that cat comes to our land, no one will be able to stop it, and our losses will be immeasurable. ”

"Will our great American imperialists allow threats to enter our homeland?" said the president of the United States with great disdain.

The vice president of the US imperialist frowned, that cat is too weird, it comes from China, he also has a mysterious owner, the unknown is the most terrifying, the whole country can deal with a cat, what about his owner?

"President, I don't think we should continue to fight that cat now, but negotiate with the other side, hoping to get the other party's understanding, and fighting hard will only make our losses worse. The vice president of the US imperialists said.

"Vice President, according to the Chinese saying 'you are the benevolence of women', our powerful American imperialism, compromise with a cat, how the people will view us, how the countries of the world will view us, their great American imperialism will definitely not compromise with a cat. ”

The president of the U.S. imperialists sneered and continued: "Since the emirate has frozen our funds, we have also frozen all their funds, and all the people in the emirate have been arrested for me and fought with the U.S. imperialists, they are tired of living." ”

"Mr. President, you can't do this, this time it's going to cause chaos in the world. ”

The vice president of the US imperialism changed his face greatly, and the president in front of him, he was just a businessman, acting according to his mood, not a politician, and not suitable to be the president of a country.

The US imperialists under his leadership are already in a miasma, offending one country after another, and the US imperialism has recently become more and more passive, while China on the other side of the ocean has taken the opportunity to rise.

......

In the sky above the US imperialist aircraft carrier fleet, a huge figure was suspended above the aircraft carrier, and the flight of the fat boy royal nuclear submarine slowly landed on the US imperialist aircraft carrier, and all the US imperialist GIs in the nuclear submarine were transferred to the deck of the aircraft carrier.

The other warships flew strangely from the sea one by one, on a par with the aircraft carrier, and a famous American imperialist honestly stepped from the battleship on the deck of the aircraft carrier.

In less than a moment, all the GIs of the US imperialists were gathered on the deck.

The U.S. imperialist GIs on the deck of the aircraft carrier looked at the cute little figure in horror, they became captives of a cat, they lost the power to resist, this cat is too weird, the missile can't kill him, and it has strange power.

"Dear friends...... Look at these iron lumps, and how much money these terrorists can sell, those who want it, give a reward to the fat man, the first place on the reward list, give away the aircraft carrier, a hundred male terrorists, ten female terrorists, the fat man is forced to vouch, they must be your loyal slaves......"

Fat Boy concentrated the US imperialist aircraft carrier fleet, all the equipment, everyone, and began to openly sell.

On the fat boy live broadcast platform, countless people stared at the screen on the screen in amazement, and the screen of the reward drowned out the screen of words, and many people went crazy.

Five corners of the building.

"General, we have been authorized by the White House that you have the right to order all our ICBM bases. The staff of the US imperialist were extremely excited.

James Frandun couldn't be happier, he had a hunch that even if he launched one ICBM after another, he still wouldn't be able to hurt the cat.

The top level of the US imperialists and the people of the US imperialists are not happy, and many of the people of the US imperialists believe that their land is no longer safe, and the Chinese of the US imperialists are confused, especially the younger generation.

"Dad, Mom, it turns out that Huaxia's kung fu is so powerful, I want to go back to Huaxia to learn kung fu, I hate this hypocritical country. ”

"Huaxia Kung Fu?"

Chinese parents are confused, does Huaxia really have the existence of Chinese kung fu?

......

An underground space in the hinterland of China.

"Chief, if we don't reward the fat man in Huaxia, it will be too late, and the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier of the US imperialists will fall into the hands of others. "The staff was in a hurry.

"Chief, I don't think we need to reward, our Chinese kung fu is so good, the aircraft carrier fleet was crushed by the fat man, we shouldn't have picked sesame seeds and lost watermelons. ”

"Yes, Yuyue reminded me that we have Huaxia Kung Fu. ”

"Chief, our Chinese kung fu is not as powerful as the fat master, I have been cultivating since I was a child until now, and it is only in the early days of the day after tomorrow, it is too weak, even if it is a congenital master, it is not as good as the fat master, the fat master's means are definitely the means of the gods. ”

......

Fat boy live broadcast platform, the top ten of the reward list, not a single Chinese character has been seen, it has been replaced by other languages, and the reward list has been dominated by foreigners.

The fat boy looked at the reward list and the data in the background, and was unprecedentedly satisfied, and said secretly in his heart: "From today on, the fat man is also worth tens of billions." ”

From the attack of the US imperialist special forces, to now, the fat boy has earned tens of billions of dollars, and the fat boy who has a lifelong tax exemption has a lot of reward, and how much income he represents.

When the fat boy was excited, a familiar voice sounded in his head: "Fat boy, don't play too much, just do it in moderation." ”

"Master, baby knows. ”

Countless people who watched the live broadcast heard the fat boy's voice again: "Dear friends...... The reward will be due in an hour, and the fat man will announce the list of rewards at that time. ”

"Crazy, all crazy......"

The screen is frantically tipping, in order to compete for the top ten on the tip list, especially the first, desperate to have aircraft carriers, warships, and fourth-generation stealth fighters...... The countries and forces are crazy about rewarding, and they have missed this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it will be difficult to have it again.

White palace.

"It's too much of a deception... The deception is too great, have our ICBMs been launched?" the president of the US imperialists roared wildly, and the dignity of the US imperialism was completely crushed by a cat.

"President, no, it is said, for some unknown reason, that all of our ICBM bases have malfunctioned, and not a single one of them can be launched. The staff of the US imperialists reported.

"Then use our space-based weapons to blast that cat. ”

The tone of the president of the US imperialists was extremely cold.

"President, the horror is no longer good, just now the space agency reported that the space-based weapon has lost contact, and on the orbit of the space-based weapon, there is no longer its figure, and the space-based weapon has disappeared. ”

Bad news one after another, since the appearance of the "angels" on the moon, not only did not bring good luck to the US imperialists, but brought misfortune to the US imperialists again and again.