Qin Shou was cautious, not taking risks doesn't mean he won't do it......

Chang'e didn't know if she heard Qin Shou's meaning, but she was quite happy anyway.

Chang'e rubbed Qin Shou's hair and said, "Let's go, I'll take a bath for you!"

As soon as Qin Shou heard about taking a bath, his ears suddenly drooped...... It's boring to wash alone!

After taking a shower and eating.

Chang'e and Qin Shou sat at the door, thinking about how the Midyear Festival would be held in half a month.

"You really can't dance?" Qin Shouhu asked suspiciously.

Chang'e pouted and said, "It's not that I can't jump at all, I skipped when I was young, and I used to skip when I was in the Earth Immortal Realm." But I don't often jump...... I haven't jumped for so many years, and I definitely can't do it. What's more, it's a peach festival! All the fairies in the world will go, and there must be people who are very good at dancing. I'm going to be ashamed to go up these two times. Ah...... I feel like we're dead. ”

When Qin Shou heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't we dig two pits first?" Anyway, if you go, you will die, so it's better to bury yourself yourself before you go." You can also choose a place to die, the size of the coffin, the hour of death, and even the posture you can choose. ”

As soon as Chang'e heard this, she raised her hand and slapped him, and her ears were crooked again......

Chang'e scolded with a smile: "You guy, can't you help think of a way?"

Qin Shou smiled and said, "That's right, you have to show your desire to survive, otherwise I won't be able to do it." ”

Chang'e said: "It's easy to say, but it's difficult to do." Is there anything you can do?"

Qin Shou thought for a while and said, "Actually, it's not completely without a chance, I know a dance, you might be able to try it!"

"Can you dance?" Chang'e looked at Qin Shou's fat ass and fleshy little face in surprise, and asked, "I've been with you for so many years, why haven't I seen you skip?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said: "For so many years, when have you eaten enough? I can't eat enough, what kind of dance do I dance?

Chang'e thought about it, so she asked curiously, "You really know how to dance, what kind of dance are you talking about?"

Qin Shou touched his chin, although he was not a dancer in his previous life, he did like to dance, and there were many world-class famous dances at home, he had seen them all, and he was extremely impressed.

Now that he has become a fairy rabbit, his memory is better, and every action can be perfectly presented in his mind, thinking of this, Qin Shou was also relieved, and said: "To be honest, I have only seen it, and I will never be able to jump out of that feeling myself." And, as you said, the Midyear Festival is a grand event...... The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are here. All the immortals in the world are here, and this dance of ours may not be comparable to those fairies who are proficient in dance. ”

Chang'e said: "Yes." ”

Qin Shou said this, and then smiled: "But we have our advantage!"

Chang'e's eyes lit up and asked, "What advantages?"

Qin Shou said: "Appearance!"

Chang'e looked at Qin Shou in confusion and said, "Appearance?"

Seeing that Chang'e didn't understand, Qin Shou thought about it and said, "What kind of dance do you dance, you can make a move and see." ”

Chang'e thought about it, got up, her jade hand gently provoked, raised her head slightly, leaned forward with one foot, and her eyes closed and opened slightly, as if she could discharge, Qin Shou suddenly felt a little lost. At that moment, Qin Shou raised his hand and slapped himself, and without waiting for Chang'e to feel distressed, he shouted: "Why am I so smart!"

Chang'e suddenly gave him a blank look and asked, "How?"

Qin Shou said: "Although it was just a gesture, but your beautiful face, at the moment of dancing, suddenly entered the role of a dancer, and the temperament was perfectly integrated with the movements......! But to say that this is nonsense, I have summarized the essence of five words for you. ”

"What five words?" asked Chang'e in surprise.

Qin Shou said seriously: "It's really beautiful!"

Chang'e Qiao's face turned red, and she glanced at Qin Shou and said, "Phew, just what you can say." I'm done, and then what?"

Qin Shou said: "Go, follow me!"

Chang'e didn't understand what Qin Shou was crazy about, but she still followed.

Qin Shou took Chang'e to the edge of their cistern, Qin Shou looked down, and sure enough, he could clearly see the reflection.

Then Qin Shou said: "You put on the pose you just now." ”

Chang'e gently raised her jade hand, straightened her chest, cocked her hips, raised one leg slightly, and raised her eyes slightly, as if looking into the distance, with confusion and confusion on her face...... Like a beautiful woman, looking at her husband from afar, at home.

Qin Shou's heart was not good for a while, and he muttered: "Which turtle king bastard would be willing to let you look forward to it at home, wait." If I were to never leave you for the rest of my life......"

"Yu'er, and then?" asked Chang'e.

Qin Shou said: "Look at your shadow, is it beautiful?"

Chang'e glanced at it and said, "It's okay...... It's not that good......"

Qin Shou then remembered that a person generally doesn't have much idea about himself, if he does, he is a narcissist.

Qin Shou thought for a moment and said, "You wait a minute, let me stand up." ”

After speaking, Qin Shou stood up, raised one paw, cocked his fat buttocks, and trembled his little tail, and then followed Chang'e's example, and took a small short leg, and the thief's big eyes also blinked, but the discharge was not there, but the amusing anger was full! Qin Shou asked: "Look at the reflection in the water again, how do you feel in comparison?"

Chang'e looked down......

"Poof...... Ha ha...... Ha ha...... You...... It's so ugly...... It's so funny......" Chang'e couldn't hold her face in an instant, and she covered her stomach and laughed on the spot.

Qin Shou was not surprised, before he did it, he was ready to be a green leaf, but he didn't expect that his green leaf was so fat......

"I've never eaten enough, and I still have so much meat, if I eat enough every day, what will I look like if I'm fat?" Qin Shou clicked his mouth, but he looked disapproving.

When Chang'e had laughed enough, Qin Shou said: "Do you understand now? You're pretty, you look good in everything you do. You're ugly, and you almost ...... you do anything."

Chang'e understood what Qin Shou meant, but still said, "But, those are fairies." ”

Qin Shou pursed his lips and said, "Fairy, usually a fairy, but when I meet you, I am a fairy from the earth." ”

Chang'e doesn't understand.

Qin Shou said: "Face to the ground first......"

Chang'e laughed again: "You're too bad...... Yu'er, after I found out that you can speak, you are so skinny. ”

Qin Shou said: "If you don't speak for tens of thousands of years, you will definitely be better than me." ”

Chang'e thought that this was indeed the truth, so she didn't pursue it.