Chapter 078: Another Cheater

Seeing the appearance of Xiao Zhu's little monk, Lu Xiaoye wanted to laugh a little. It's still too simple, after all, it's just a child, unlike him who was reborn in a lifetime, and his heart is just an old guy.

The little monk Xiao Zhu sighed and said, "Okay, if it falls into your hands, the little monk will admit it, and I will give you an honest explanation." But ......"

As he spoke, Xiao Zhu looked at Lan Mengru and said, "Uh...... I have a small condition, I hope that the future Five Poisons Sect Leader will be able to agree. ”

"Then it depends on what conditions you're talking about. Lan Mengru wouldn't be fooled, so she didn't agree to come down.

Xiao Zhu immediately laughed and said, "It's simple, it's definitely very simple." After the matter is over, you have to arrange for the little monk to give his girlfriend, how about it?"

"Can't you be a good monk?" Lan Mengru looked at Xiao Zhu a little unhappily, and was speechless at this monk.

Xiao Zhu said solemnly: "The little monk didn't say that he couldn't be a monk, is it very conflicting to be a monk and having a girlfriend? ”

Hearing this, Ye Feifei on the side felt very uncomfortable, this Nima was also shot while standing, and there was no one.

Lan Mengru also didn't expect Xiao Zhu to say such a thing, and she didn't know how to continue. She knew that Ye Feifei was the head of the Emei faction, the head of a standard nun.

However, Ye Feifei's dream is to become Lu Xiaoxie's woman, not to be a nun. Therefore, the world is a bit chaotic, and it should be normal for monks to find girlfriends.

Lan Mengru couldn't answer, Lu Xiaoye stood up and said, "It's okay, as long as you think what you do is worthy of a girlfriend, what's so difficult to introduce you?"

"It's worth it! It's definitely worth it!" Xiao Zhu said, "Don't say one, ten are worth it." To tell you the truth, if I were a disciple of Shaolin Temple, I really shouldn't have told you a lot. ”

"But the little monk is not their disciple, so I'll tell you all. Anyway, I think it's impossible to go back to Shaolin Temple, and I'm afraid it's too late. ”

Lu Xiaoye looked at Xiao Zhu and felt that this monk must have a lot of secrets, and he had to find out.

So, Lu Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Don't stand stupidly here, let's go get a barbecue and talk while eating." Maybe you can still be friends. ”

Syllable!

Xiao Zhu snapped his fingers and said, "I like a donor like you!"

Two men hit it off, what can two women do? Just follow them, anyway, these three days are just playing, it doesn't matter.

Soon, the four of them found a place that was relatively flat and would not be reached by tourists, set up a shelf to light a fire, and prepared a wild barbecue.

As for the food, Lu Xiaoxiao and Xiao Zhu went to the mountains to catch it, absolute game.

The arrival of two guys who have done a lot of light work makes the rabbits in the mountains and forests hurry away. But there was still a hare and a pheasant that were short-lived and became their food.

Soon, they prepared the food and put it on the shelf to roast it slowly, and the aroma spread to cover a large area.

"It smells so good!"

Just when the food was almost ready to eat, I suddenly heard an exclamation from the mountains and forests. Immediately, a figure galloped from the forest.

"Don't care, it's someone you know. ”

Lu Xiaoxie held down Xiao Zhu, who was about to jump up, and continued to flip the fragrant food.

Sou!

The figure came very quickly, and it only took about five seconds to come to Lu Xiaoxie's side and they were less than ten meters away.

"I'll go, Brother Lu, it's you!"

After an exclamation, Yan Xiaoyu walked up quickly, and stretched out his hand to point at the little monk Xiao Zhu and asked, "Brother Lu, where did he come out of the little bald donkey?"

The little monk Xiao Zhu said unhappily: "Which green onion do you have, can you speak?" The little monk is not a monk from Shaolin Temple, nor a monk who eats meat, but a monk who is ready to eat meat!"

"I ......" Yan Xiaoyu couldn't answer the words a little, so he could only look at Lu Xiaoxie.

Lu Xiaoye smiled and said, "He said that he was an undercover agent, and the ghost knows whether it is true or not." But he and you have a common hobby, which is that he is very, and he wants to beat the two of them. ”

"Aha?"

Yan Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Brother Lu, this monk hasn't been beaten by you, I want to rob your woman, I think I suffered a lot at the beginning!"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhu's eyes lit up, and he said to Yan Xiaoyu: "This donor, you are also ......."

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Lan Mengru and Ye Feifei, and the meaning of his words was already very clear.

Yan Xiaoyu didn't do otherwise, and nodded directly. Anyway, there's nothing to be ashamed of, liking beautiful women is the common denominator of every man, and it's not an alternative, so why twitch it?

In this way, the two perverts who had never known each other had a good impression of each other, and their friends were ironclad. Maybe you can do something that is enjoyable for men and women.

While talking, the food has been baked, and everyone sends it to the mouth one by one, and the food is called a relish, and it is not important to pay attention to the image.

Of course, the two girls are different, even if they want to eat a lot, but in front of their beloved pervert, the image of a lady must be maintained.

During this period, Lu Xiaoxiao also asked Yan Xiaoyu why he came here, and learned that the patrol law had spread the news that the Five Poisons Sect had elected a new sect leader.

The seventy-two cave masters and the thirty-six island masters all received the news, and everyone was rushing to the Five Poisons Sect to participate in the grand ceremony of the Five Poisons Sect.

As a lone ranger in the rivers and lakes, it is natural to have a lively time when there is something, so Yan Xiaoyu came, and he happened to meet Lu Xiaoyi and others.

After eating, Yan Xiaoyu said to Lan Mengru: "Holy Aunt, the seventy-two cave lords and the thirty-six island lords have all said that they must support the holy aunt's accession to the throne, and whoever disagrees will be killed." ”

"What about you?" Lu Xiaoxie asked, laughing very hatefully.

Yan Xiaoyu replied solemnly: "Do you still need to ask? Of course, this hero also supports the Holy Aunt." The Five Poisons Sect was founded by the Blue Sect Master, and the Holy Gu was the most qualified candidate to inherit it. Everyone else, it's all bullshit!"

Lu Xiaoxie smiled, then looked at Xiao Zhu, the little monk who swallowed the last piece of meat, and said, "Xiao Zhu, the meat has also been eaten, it's time to get down to business." Let's go next to the side and say. ”

"Wait, wait!" Yan Xiaoyu said again: "Brother Lu, do you want to guard against me as a thief?"

Lu Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said, "Of course not, but there are some things, the fewer people who know, the better." ”

Hearing this, Yan Xiaoyu didn't say anything anymore, he knew that his relationship with Lu Xiaoxie was not good enough to listen to secrets.

The little monk Xiao Zhu grabbed his bald head and asked, "Donor, didn't you tell Miss Lan, why are you?"

"Tell him the same thing as it says it to me. Lan Mengru waved her hand, indicating that she didn't mind. Anyway, she didn't bother to take care of too many things, and it was more worry-free to hand it over to Lu Xiaoxie.

Since this is the case, Xiao Zhuxiao Monk can't say anything, so he can only follow Lu Xiaoxie to the side and tell Lu Xiaoxie the purpose of his coming to the Five Poisons Sect.