Chapter 021: This Slap Was So Suddenly

"Hmm...... Not...... Hmmm......"

After writing on the ground on her toes for a while, Master Xiaolan opened her mouth and called out to Lu Xiaoxie. It's quiet, but it's still audible in this small space.

Therefore, Lu Xiaoxie, who was leaning sideways, naturally turned around and looked symbolically at the ground.

To tell the truth, when Mrs. Xiaolan was writing on her toes, Lu Xiaoxie had already seen it with her spare eyes, but he didn't speak or move, just look at what this old nun was going to do.

Now that I hear Mrs. Xiaolan's voice, of course, I have to pretend.

Call!

Lu Xiaoxie jumped down from the table, walked over, bent down to look at the words on the ground, and read out: "Release my acupoint, I have something to say to you." ”

After reading these dozen words, Lu Xiaoye looked up at Mrs. Xiaolan, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Yo, you still want to use this childish method to trick me?"

"I said, Mrs. Shi, do you think I'm young and easy to deceive? I unlock your acupoint, do I want to make a lantern in the toilet and look for death?"

"Your cultivation is so high, even if you are unwell, even if you have just done a series of indescribable exercises, but a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and it can easily overturn me. ”

"Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you can't help me, but when you open your mouth and shout, won't your henchmen outside rush in and catch me squarely?"

"So......" After a pause, Lu Xiaoxie smiled evilly: "I can't unlock your acupoint drops! Since you can write on your toes, it's fine, you can write what you want to say." ”

While speaking, Lu Xiaoye moved a stool over and sat down, crossing Erlang's legs as well, looking very aggressive.

Master Xiaolan is so angry, I really want to pinch this little bastard in front of me into a broken egg!

However, this little bastard was quite right, and that's what she Xiaolan had in mind. As long as this little bastard dares to loosen her acupoint, he will definitely not be able to get out of here.

Mrs. Xiaolan will first consider killing people by herself, after all, it is very embarrassing for an old nun to steal people. When the time comes, let alone the position of the head, it is estimated that even the Emei faction will not be able to stay.

Even if you can't kill this bad little beast at once, you have to let the disciples outside the door know, and then come in to deal with this little bastard and kill it directly on the spot.

Anyway, no matter what, as long as Lu Xiaoxie dares to let Xiaolan Shitai go, the result is only a dead end, and there is no choice.

But what she didn't expect was that this little bastard was actually an old man, with a very high vigilance, and he had already guessed the solution, how could he play this?

Seeing Lu Xiaoxie's expression that Lao Tzu had plenty of time, Mrs. Xiaolan was also very helpless. What kind of fuss is this? I guess I was doing something in the wrong posture just now, it must be like this!

There was no way, Mrs. Xiaolan could only erase the words just now and continue to write.

"I'm not going to do anything to you, but I have something good to discuss with you. As long as you loosen my acupuncture points and don't say anything at this time, I guarantee that you will become famous in the martial arts and have a large number of mountains and rivers!"

"You can really blow!" Lu Xiaoxie pursed his lips and said: "You still have a large area of mountains and rivers, who do you think you are." It's no wonder that beef is so expensive now, and they all blame you for blowing the cow to the sky. ”

Xiao Lanshi is about to go crazy, how could he encounter such an evil obstacle? This is not called bragging, at most it can only be regarded as a lie.

Don't you see that each sect has its own territory? Even a small force like the Whale Gang has its own territory.

Although it is said that these territories are indisputable territory, in fact, the yamen will not bother too much, as long as you don't make any big trouble.

If it is really a partner, with Xiaolan Shitai's status in the rivers and lakes and the strong strength of the Emei faction, it is not difficult to help Lu Xiaoxiao set up a gang.

However, this deflated calf actually said that she Xiaolan was bragging, and she should be damned! She should be cut with a thousand knives, the corpses of five horses should be divided, and she should be chopped into meat paste and fed to the dogs!

Lu Xiaoxicai didn't care what Xiaolan Shitai was thinking, and said with a wicked smile: "Shitai, let's have something practical, anyway, Xiaoyue Shitai is gone, and it is impossible for the Emei faction to be without a leader." ”

"According to your careful arrangement, this location is naturally yours. I, Lu Xiaoxie, am not a good person, I take risks to help a dead person, and I am even very likely to lose my life. ”

"So, as long as Mrs. Shi cooperates well, I haven't been here for today's incident. Not only that, but it will also help you easily take the position of leader. ”

Hearing Lu Xiaoxie's words, Mrs. Xiaolan's eyes lit up, and she felt that what this person said was very reasonable.

Human nature is like this, when a person still has use value, a fart is fragrant. But once you are down, even if you say that you have grand wishes, you can only be considered crazy.

Moreover, Xiaoyue Shi was already a dead man too early, and it was understandable that the young man did not avenge her. In any case, they will not be too good on a relationship.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Xiaolan immediately wrote on the ground: "Okay, please also ask Shaoxia to tell me your conditions, as long as the poor nun can complete it, he will definitely not frown." ”

Syllable!

Lu Xiaoye snapped his fingers before he said with a satisfied face: "That's right, why can't you get along with yourself?

"To be honest, the purpose of my visit this time, to mourn Mrs. Xiaoyue is just a process. And the real purpose is to hold the big tree of the Emei faction and plan for his future. ”

"God has eyes, let me meet Mrs. Shi, it's hard to fly if you don't want to soar!"

Hum!

Mrs. Xiaolan snorted secretly in her heart: "You, the turtle grandson, have touched my good things, and you have done this to me, and you still want to hug the thighs of the Emei faction?"

"As long as I survive this day, I will have the final say on everything in the Emei faction! When the time comes, I will let you live rather than die!"

It's just that this is just a heartfelt word, and Mrs. Xiaolan is still very aware of this situation. In this case, this little thing must not be suspicious.

So, she wrote: "Please make a condition for Shaoxia, we have to think about it in the long run." ”

Lu Xiaoye nodded and said, "Mrs. Shi is really happy! Then I won't ink." My condition is ......"

Sou!

Bang Bang Bang ......

Before he finished speaking, he saw his figure flash, and he appeared in front of Mrs. Xiaolan. At the same time, both hands started work, and the ear scraper was mercilessly pumped on Mrs. Xiaolan's face.

In less than five seconds, Mrs. Xiaolan's face immediately swelled, and she was red over the ripe red apple. At the same time, she was also stunned by Lu Xiaoxie's sudden move.

What is the situation?

I was obviously very speculative just now, why did I suddenly shave my ears? What kind of psychology is this little brute?

"Whew~~~"

Lu Xiaoye blew his palms and complained, "The bones are quite hard, and the hands are weak." ”

"Poof!"

Mrs. Xiaolan couldn't bear it any longer, opened her mouth and squirted a mouthful of old blood, glaring angrily at the demon Lu Xiaoxi.