Chapter 96: Maoshan Old Road
Star?
Chen Yi glanced at Lao Dao with some surprise.
Yang Cong next to him talked about the origin of the star.
About a few years ago, the suspense and horror theme exploded in the Chinese film and television circle, and a "Taoist Priest Descending the Mountain" swept up the circle of friends, and then some follow-up media produced a lot of popular dramas such as "Taoist Priest Ascending the Mountain", "Taoist Priest Ascending the Mountain" and so on, among which the starring role of Taoist Priest Ascending the Mountain is this old Tao!
"I can't imagine it, how can we invite such a person this time, Master, do you say he has real skills?"
Yang Cong touched the short beards on his chin and turned his head to look at Chen Yidao.
"Hey, little brother, how can you use malice to speculate on a person casually? I walk the rivers and lakes, relying on real skills, do you see, this is a certificate issued to me by the Taoist Association, if it is fake!"
I don't know when, Lao Dao finished eating noodles, picked my teeth with a toothpick in my left hand, and threw out a document with my right hand.
Yang Cong caught it steadily, opened it and saw that it was really a certificate issued by the Taoist Association, and there were seals of relevant departments on it!
"Really...... How did the Taoist priest of Maoshan become an actor?
"Alas, don't mention it!" Lao Dao took back the document from Yang Cong's hand, put it close to his body, and then spit out a toothpick, smashing it and smashing it, "Life is forced, the days on the mountain are too hard, and I am not a calm person, so I went down the mountain to beg for life." It's also quite interesting to occasionally make movies and do live broadcasts! In the past, on the mountain, Master always warned me, saying that Hongchen is troublesome, but I don't believe it! When I have been practicing in the Hongchen world for decades, I found that what his old man said is really right, in this world, there is no money, it is really a big trouble!"
Lao Dao didn't recognize life at all, and continued: "Hehe, let me tell you, Poor Dao also has dreams, and I hope to be able to make a "Mr. Zombie" in my lifetime, no matter how low the salary is, as long as I use me, Lao Dao will shoot desperately!
Speaking of dreams, Lao Dao's whole temperament changed all of a sudden.
"You're all mixed up like this, and you're still talking about dreams?"
Yang Cong couldn't help but teasing.
"You underestimate me?" Lao Dao saw that his dream was doubted, and immediately put on a straight face, "If a person has no dream, what is the difference between it and a salted fish? Even if it is a salted fish, as long as Lao Dao's heart does not die, he will turn over one day!"
Yang Cong sneered: "Then do you know that the salted fish turned over, and it is still a salted fish?"
Old Dao: "......"
Later, Lao Dao introduced himself.
His name is Xu Baolai, a Maoshan Taoist priest who is serious about the eight classics.
Now that everyone is together, you can go up the mountain!
After a short confrontation, Xu Laodao and Yang Fatzi are very compatible, both of them belong to the chatterbox, and they are familiar at first sight!
And Yang Cong took Chen Yi's horse as the first to look forward, and wherever he went, Xu Laodao also joined in.
Then, during the time that Chen Yi was on the mountain, his ears were full of conversations between the two.
"Weren't you a star before, why did you start a live broadcast? Was it because of your poor acting skills that you were fired by the director?"
"! Poor Dao's acting skills are obvious to all! Even a certain actor surnamed Liang said that if Poor Dao was thirty years younger, he would have won the Grand Slam a long time ago!"
"You haven't thought about it, maybe it's someone else's actor who is just casually polite?"
"Can we continue to talk this day?" Lao Dao gave the fat man a roll of his eyes, "There is a reason why Poor Dao left that crew! The assistant director of the dog day wanted to sleep with a little girl who had just joined the group, but Poor Dao couldn't see it, so he punched him twice." ”
"And then you're fired?"
When I started, everyone in the crew was there, and the assistant director didn't dare to let me get out of here. ”
"And then?"
Lao Dao sighed: "Later, I saw that girl entered the assistant director's room and didn't come out all night." After that, the little girl accused me of indecent assault, and I was dismissed by the director. ”
The fat man stopped talking, and he patted Lao Dao's shoulder, which was considered a comfort for him.
Chen Yi listened to these words on the side, and he was also quite embarrassed in his heart.
The showbiz is really messy.
Then there were a large number of people who went forward one after another, stubble after stubble.
A few people were talking, and before they knew it, they had reached the halfway point of the mountain, and there was a cave here, and the cave was pitch black, and nothing could be seen.
It was from this cave that the Skynet team members found the bronze coffin.
At this time, a cold wind blew, and people couldn't help but shiver.
"The yin qi is very heavy, and those who have not entered the inner strength should stay here and don't go any further. ”
That Heavenly Master Zhang of Dragon Tiger Mountain spoke.
He held a piece of rune paper in his hand, and with a wave of his hand, the rune paper floated in the air, burning violently.
Chen Yi, who is a master of the rune path, saw this rune paper, and he already knew in his heart that this was a bit like a basic spirit talisman, but the spirit talisman was used to test the amount of spiritual energy in a certain place, and the one in Zhang Tianshi's hand was to measure the thickness of the yin qi in this place.
Internal strength martial artists, the body has not yet produced the body protection qi, once you stay in this environment for a long time, it will inevitably damage the body.
Su Zhennan turned to the Skynet members and said, "If the cultivation realm is under the internal strength, stay here to make a strategy, and the others will continue to move forward." ”
As soon as the words fell, a third of them took a step back.
Su Zhennan sighed silently, Skynet's strength was still weak after all.
Under the leadership of Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain, the members of Skynet entered in turn.
"Boy, seeing that your cultivation has just entered the internal strength, is it a little enough to deal with this bit of yin qi? Xu Laodao didn't know where to take out two yellow talismans and handed them to Yang Cong.
Yang Cong was stunned for a moment, he was very relieved, and it was not in vain to argue with the old way along the way, at the critical moment, it was still very useful!
He took the talisman paper and snapped it on his head.
Suddenly, a warm current was generated from the rune paper, flowing all over the body, like a high-power warm baby.
"It is worthy of being a great talisman, and this talisman is useful...... It's just how weird it tastes......"
Lao Dao saw that Yang Cong had pasted the talisman paper, and smiled: "Two primary talismans, one is five hundred, a total of one thousand, are you going to swipe the card or Alipay?" Alas...... Don't tear it up, it's a one-time thing, it's useless to tear it off, and the money has to be given to you!"
Yang Cong was stunned on the spot!
Is this Nima such a deceptive person?
It's a shame that he was moved by Lao Dao's behavior before, it turned out to be all fake!
"On credit!" Yang Cong said very unhappily.
"Gotcha!" Xu Laodao was not disgusted, I saw him stuff his hand into the crotch of his pants, took out two more talismans, and walked up to Chen Yi, "This Taoist friend, do you want to exorcise ghosts and avoid yin?"
When Yang Cong saw this scene, he was about to collapse!
Where the hell do you put your hands?
He finally understood why the rune paper on his forehead smelled strange!
It's over! I'm miserable by the old way!
"This ...... Keep it for myself, I don't need it for the time being. Chen Yi shook his head, he didn't want to stick the smelly talisman paper on his head.
Lao Dao nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, I almost forgot, you are a god realm powerhouse, and this talisman is useless to you." ”
Lao Dao stuffed the talisman paper into the crotch of his pants again.