Chapter 101: Let's Go to the Yamen
Lan Mengru cleared her throat, then smiled sweetly around, and said, "Everyone, that one...... To tell you the truth, what about becoming the head of the sect? I should have to take care of the teaching affairs or something. ”
"But everyone knows that I just had something with my husband, so I'm going to go on a honeymoon or something, right?"
"Then, during this period of time, the teaching affairs of the Five Poisons Sect will be temporarily taken care of by the Great Dharma Protector. Oh yes, before I leave, I'm here to appoint the Great Protector to the rank of Great Elder of Law Enforcement, the Second Protector to the Second Elder, and the Fourth Protector to the Fourth Elder. ”
"As for the vacant position of Dharma Protector, it is up to the Great Elder of Law Enforcement to decide, just report it to me. My phone is on 24 hours a day, but don't call at any time. ”
Saying that, Lan Mengru stroked her hair, and grinned again: "That's probably it, then everyone is slowly busy, we went on our honeymoon, and I came back to invite you to eat candy." ”
After the words fell, Lan Mengru floated down, grabbed Lu Xiaoxie and Ye Feifei's arms, and walked directly down the mountain, making everyone look confused.
This seems to be a little wrong, please eat candy when you come back from your honeymoon, this is a few meanings. Isn't it time to eat candy when you get married?
However, this is only a short-lived thought. Everyone knows that Nizi's temperament, so she doesn't know how to do things in the church, and play is what she wants.
The Great Elder also had no choice, so he could only sigh helplessly, and then began to mess with the affairs of the sect.
On the other hand, Lan Mengru and the others had already walked out of the Five Poisons Sect and walked all the way to the bustling city.
"Congratulations to the little evil brother, hug the left and the right, envy the dead brother!"
On the way, Yan Xiaoyu sighed heartily, with a look of envy on his face.
Not only Yan Xiaoyu, but the little monk Xiao Zhu was also envious, and sighed again and again why he didn't have this name. He also said that he must work hard, at least to get a nun as his wife.
Listening to the conversation between these two guys, Lan Mengru was sweet in her heart, and she held Lu Xiaoxie tighter. But Lu Xiaoxie was nervous in his heart, and there was a faint sense of crisis.
No, Ye Feifei next to her was very unhappy, her face was tense all the way, and she was about to wring out the water.
Finally, when she was about to arrive at the city, Ye Feifei couldn't bear it anymore, stopped and glared at Lu Xiaoxie, and said angrily: "Big pervert, where are you going for your honeymoon?"
"But I still don't think I understand, can it be called a honeymoon without getting married? Or have you and Sister Mengru secretly gone to get the certificate?"
Lu Xiaoxie waved his hand and said, "No, what's the matter? We are together every day, don't you know what we have done? That's not to lie to those old guys." ”
"I think, you really want to marry Sister Mengru. The more Ye Feifei spoke, the more angry she became, and she pointed to the tall building in front of her and said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau is there, you guys go quickly, do you have nine yuan?" Do you want me to borrow you?" ”
"It's not ......" Lu Xiaoxie said embarrassedly: "Feifei, what kind of evil are you making trouble, why are you talking about this?"
Lan Mengru also hurriedly spoke: "Sister Feifei, you ...... Don't be angry, okay? That's what I said, I lied to those old guys, I just didn't want to be pestered. ”
"I'll admit that I like Little Evil and want to be with him. But I know the principle of first come, first come, and it is impossible to get a certificate with the little evil before you. ”
Ye Feifei turned her head to look at Lan Mengru and said, "You really think so?"
"Of course!"
"That'...... Well, I'll go into your details, but I don't believe in some big pervert!
Lu Xiaoxie coughed dryly and said, "I said Feifei, let's not talk about these things first, okay? Besides, where do I dare to marry two, I can't afford to provoke bigamy." ”
As soon as they heard the words bigamy, the two beauties were immediately embarrassed and looked at each other.
This is a very serious problem, Lu Xiaoxie can only marry one, so who will get the certificate with him? After all, whoever gets the certificate is the official wife, and the others are lawbreakers.
Although these do not exist in the martial arts, if you want to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the red book, you must be bound by the law, and no one can change this.
Unless, none of them have to take it, so they live together.
But they all wanted to get the red book to prove their identity.
So the question is, who will take the red book with Lu Xiaoxie?
Whew!
The two beauties looked at Lu Xiaoxie at the same time, and threw this hot potato to him to see how he chose.
"I ......"
Lu Xiaoxie was really embarrassed now, and his face was full of discomfort.
To tell the truth, he wants wow, he doesn't want to be stupid!
However, it is very difficult to get both, very difficult, mainly because it is difficult to get a certificate. If you don't take it with anyone, you will offend the other one, tangled wow!
"Whew~~~"
Lu Xiaoxie exhaled a long breath, and then said, "That uh...... I said Feifei, Mengru, let's not think about that matter now, okay? We're all young, let's talk about it later. ”
"Now, how about we go and do something else?"
"What's the matter?"
This question was not only asked by Ye Feifei and Lan Mengru, Yan Xiaoyu and Xiao Zhu also opened their mouths, wanting to hear what earth-shattering things this guy was going to do.
After successfully diverting his attention, Lu Xiaoye finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a smile: "Let's go to the yamen!"
"Aha?"
Everyone looked at Lu Xiaoxie with a confused expression, and their eyes were full of doubts.
Call!
With a wave of one hand, Lu Xiaoye took out the heirloom jade seal from the storage ring, shook it and said, "This, send this thing to the yamen and hand it over to the state." ”
"What?"
Everyone was stunned at this time, and looked at Lu Xiaoye very puzzled, puzzled, quite puzzled.
Everyone knows that this is a jade seal of the country, a treasure that symbolizes the orthodoxy of imperial power, and many people have sharpened their heads to find a way to get it, just for their own trouble.
But when this guy gets it, he wants to take it to the yamen, and he asks if you can figure it out. That's what I worked so hard to get, so I gave it away?
Looking at everyone's eyes, Lu Xiaoye knew what they were thinking, so he smiled and said: "Everyone, you don't want to be emperors, that's something that only happens in feudal society, it's the twenty-first world now, and you still dream of being an emperor?"
"Taking a step back, even if you want to be an emperor, it depends on the actions of the contemporary imperial court. If it is mediocre and incompetent, and the loyal and good people are brutalized, they will have to be killed without passing on the jade seal. ”
"But the current court is so good, very good to the people, the world is peaceful, the national strength is strong, the four seas celebrate, based on the top of the world, isn't it good?"
After listening to Lu Xiaoxie's words, everyone also felt that it made sense, but they were still a little reluctant, after all, it was snatched by a dry fight, how could they be given to people casually?
Especially the undefeated old sister of the East and West, she was even more unhappy, and felt that she was following a fool.
However, she chose to follow Lu Xiaoxie, so it was not easy to say anything, just let him go, there was no need to care too much.
"Let's go to the Yamen!"
Lu Xiaoxie smiled, then put away the heirloom jade seal, took the lead in spreading his legs, and strode towards the city.
The others can only look at me and I can look at you, and finally shook their heads and sighed, and followed behind Lu Xiaoxi. However, they all thought of a lot of lines, and they had to use them well for a while.