Chapter 178: Gifts are exchanged, and I will send you a poem!

"Ding, the successful use of "Three Hundred Tang Poems", the content of this book has been stored in the host's mind!"

As the system prompt sounded, Xu Que's mind was suddenly filled with a huge amount of knowledge, and in just the blink of an eye, he digested it all!

Who's afraid of whom!

The corners of Xu Que's mouth raised a smile, raised the teacup, took a sip, and said indifferently: "It's the so-called coming without being rude, since Gongzi Mo gave me a word, then I'll send you a poem!"

Everyone was stunned, send a poem?

Mo Gongzi taught you a lesson, that is your honor, but in front of Mo Gongzi, you actually dare to mention and send poems? Isn't this sick?

Mo Gongzi's reputation as the king of poetry is not in vain, you are a little unknown scholar, you dare to get an axe in front of Mo Gongzi!

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A scholar shook his head and smiled: "Mo Gongzi is literate at the age of three, reciting poetry at the age of five, and can write poems at the age of ten.

"So what?"

Xu Que smiled coldly: "Before I was three years old, I competed with Heshuo with poetry, and at the age of five, poetry was rampant in the Eastern Wilderness, and after the age of ten, I was no longer stuck in things, and plants, trees, bamboos and stones can be used as poems." He is known as a poet and a poet, and his nickname is Dugu and seeks defeat!"

“......”

The audience was instantly silent!

Everyone looked at Xu Que with disdain on their faces, speechless.

I've seen someone who can brag, but I've never seen this kind of bull blowing to the sky!

Why don't you just call the Eastern Wilderness undefeated?

Tang Liufeng was also full of bitterness, covering his forehead, like sitting on pins and needles, obviously feeling that Xu Que's words were really too much to brag.

If it's true that five-year-old poetry is rampant in the Eastern Wilderness Continent, then why have you never heard of your name?

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And after Mo Yunshang listened to Xu Que's words, he couldn't help laughing, shook his head and smiled, looked at Xu Que playfully and said, "Since Brother Li wants to send me a poem, then good, I'll listen to it!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone praised it again.

"He is worthy of being Mr. Mo, his bearing is extraordinary, and he is really a master!"

"This is the real demeanor of everyone, who can tolerate all arrogance!"

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However, only Mrs. Ya's eyes were shining, and she had already found a corner to sit down, staring at Xu Que.

In fact, she was already unable to stand and was weak.

As the younger sister of the Fire Emperor, Madame Ya has a secret that no one knows, she admires those talented people very much, every time she sees them reciting wonderful poems, she will be uncontrollable, her body will have a special reaction, her body will be weak, and her face will be red and her heart will be crisp!

Now there is an unknown Li Bai, but he has an unusually quick wit and personality, against the poet king Mo Gongzi of the Mingsheng Academy, this talent game between the two makes it difficult for Mrs. Ya to control herself, and before she really starts, she is already unstable!

Vaguely, Xu Que also noticed Mrs. Ya's fiery gaze, and suddenly felt shocked, Damn, why is this young woman's eyes so terrifying?

However, in front of the public, Xu Que didn't dare to think about it anymore, and hurriedly gathered his soul to stabilize the fire in his lower body.

Immediately, his eyes swept to Mo Yunshang on the opposite side: "Young Master Mo, you just said that you are full of losses and humble benefits, you are scolding me for being arrogant, right? But although you said it well, it can't be applied to everyone!"

For example, I used to be very modest, and when someone said that I was good at writing poetry, I said no, but the person slapped me on the spot and called me hypocritical! ”

“......”

After everyone listened, the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely, and they were speechless again.

Those who can say this kind of thing have obviously reached the pinnacle in terms of stinky shamelessness, and everyone must have nothing to say about this kind of person.

"Grandstanding!" At this time, Zhao Gongzi, who had been silent since he entered the door, and his face was full of arrogance, suddenly snorted coldly.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Xu Que again, and then their faces were full of schadenfreude.

Li Bai, Li Bai, you're finished, even the capital of the four talented people has been annoyed by you, now look at how arrogant you are!

Tang Liufeng was also so frightened that his face turned pale, and he leaned over to Xu Que's side, and reminded in a trembling voice: "Li ...... Brother Li, Zhao Gongzi has spoken, you better be a little more restrained!"

"Why?" Xu Que said indifferently.

He ...... He is the head of the four talents, in a few days Princess Yanyang will recruit horses, Zhao Gongzi must be a unique candidate, we must not offend him!"

"Horse?" As soon as he heard this word, Xu Que suddenly became angry, and sneered: "I'm afraid it won't be his turn yet!"

"This ......" Tang Liufeng was also speechless, and saw that he couldn't persuade Xu Que, so he had to say no more!

At this time, Mo Yunshang's face was also a little impatient, as if he felt that he had overestimated the Li Bai in front of him, and suddenly became a little bored, and said lightly: "Li Bai, what about your so-called poetry?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. Mo Gongzi, listen well, this poem is very educational for you!"

Xu Que put down the teacup, picked up the folding fan, and shook it pretendedly.

Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to his arrogant words, and their eyes were fixed on him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself!

Mrs. Ya held her breath, her eyes full of anticipation!

And after Xu Que made a sufficient gesture, he finally spoke, and slowly recited: "A ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round." ”

Everyone was slightly stunned, this is the first poem about the scenery, where does the educational significance come from?

At this moment, with a "snap", Xu Que shook the folding fan in his hand and said the last two sentences: "I don't see cattle and sheep grazing, I see Yun Shang washing his hair!"

A ditch three feet above the ground, the water flows all year round.

I didn't see the cattle and sheep grazing, but I saw Yun Shang washing his hair!

"Huh?"

After hearing this, everyone frowned, looking dazed and stunned.

Isn't this just an ordinary poem?

Hey, no, Yun Shang came to wash his hair? Isn't Yun Shang the name of Mo Gongzi?

This poem doesn't seem that simple!

"Three feet above the ground is a ditch, and the water flows all year round? Three feet above the ground, how can there be a ditch? Strange......" Tang Liufeng also repeatedly recited the poem Xu Que said, took a sip of tea, frowned and thought hard.

Seeing that everyone was thinking hard, Xu Que was there, and continued to eat the snacks on the table.

In fact, this poem is not a Tang poem, but a popular limerick poem on the Internet on the earth in the previous life, or ...... Kinky - poetry!

"Three feet above the ground and a ditch" refers to an indescribable part of a woman's body, as for "Yun Shang came to wash his hair", of course, it is to compare Mo Yunshang to a little jj!

Xu Que thinks there's nothing wrong with this, you scold me for being arrogant, I scold you for being a little smaller, there is nothing wrong with the courtesy!

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