Chapter 54: Little Brother, Someone Is Insulting Your IQ (Part 1)
Wu Jinjin swept the floor while recalling what he had just experienced.
After graduating from university, he submitted a lot of resumes.
But without exception, all were rejected.
This society is still tolerant of fat blue children, and it is also tolerant of ugly blue children.
But if this blue kid is not only fat and ugly, but also stutters, society will not be too friendly to him.
Unfortunately, Wu Jinjin is a stuttering blue child.
Because of his stuttering, he often said his name as "Wu Gengen", which caused ridicule from many people.
Today, he was unexpectedly rejected by an interview with a company, and was about to go back to the house he rented, but suddenly encountered a car accident.
Wu Gengen - Ahh
All around was a sight he had never seen before.
And someone told him that this was Heavenly Court, and he was responsible for cleaning up the garbage for Heavenly Court.
Although Wu Gengen is not smart, of course he will not believe this kind of funny thing.
But that person showed his immortal skills in front of him, and Wu Gengen's three views immediately collapsed.
He was stunned.
Now that an hour has passed just now, Wu Gengen still hasn't figured it out:
Why do immortals still produce garbage?
But if he didn't understand it, he still honestly chose to clean.
And the man said, "There is a wage."
Although Wu Gengen also doesn't look down on the job of sweeping garbage, for the sake of salary, Wu Gengen endures it.
It was at this time that he saw another person.
Wu Gengen was overjoyed.
"This brother, are you also an immortal?" Wu Gengen rushed to Qi Lin with a body of dust.
However, when the dust was half a meter away from Qi Lin, it was all still.
It's like there's a wall in front of you.
This kind of supernatural power made Wu Gengen's eyes widen.
"Sure enough, it's a fairy, I really met a fairy. ”
If a person performs immortal arts, it is possible to conjure tricks.
It's impossible to have two people in a row.
Qi Lin looked at this chubby boy with pimples on his face, and couldn't help but feel sympathy.
"Little brother, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"
"How do you know?" Wu Gengen was puzzled, but then reacted: "I know, immortals can pinch it, right?"
"No, the pimples on your face expose everything. Qi Lin patted Wu Gengen's shoulder, his tone a little sympathetic.
He rarely gets pimples.
Hey, I decided not to irritate him.
Life is already so difficult, why bother to debunk some things.
So he took the initiative to change the subject: "Little brother, why are you here?"
Hearing Qi Lin ask him, Wu Gengen replied excitedly: "Someone brought me here and told me to clean up the garbage." ”
Qi Lin's eyes narrowed slightly.
He couldn't make sense of this logic.
Could it be that your IQ is too low?
"Little brother, did you hear you right?"
"No, I'm actually weird. "Wu Gengen is also suffering from gains and losses now.
Qi Lin asked him a question that hit his soul directly: "Little brother, I see that you are a mortal with no mana, how can Heavenly Court recruit mortals to clean up the garbage?"
In order to prove his words, Qi Lin waved his right hand.
Suddenly, the huge square became spotless.
Wu Gengen has been cleaning all his life, but he can't clean it so clean.
Wu Gengen's eyes widened.
He had long known that the immortals were very powerful, but to this extent, it was still an eye-opener for him.
"Little brother, you see, this kind of low-level spell is the lowest level of the immortal in the fairy world. Do you think you need to clean up?"
"No, you don't. Wu Gengen muttered: "It's true that there is no need at all, but that immortal swore to me that there is a shortage of low-level staff in the small heavenly court now, and no one is doing the work of cleaning up the garbage at all, resulting in a mountain of garbage in the heavenly court." ”
"Ahem, little brother, with all due respect, don't you feel that your IQ is insulted?"
Wu Gengen's face kept changing.
To be honest, he felt it.
But he wanted it to be true.
Then he can get out of his current predicament.
But Qi Lin's words woke him up after all.
"I know I wasn't so lucky, but why did I come here?" Wu didn't understand.
Qi Linxin said that because you are the protagonist, everything will serve you, so logic and IQ have to be detoured.
Obviously, Chang'e had told him earlier that the passage between the immortal and mortal realms had been completely closed and was impassable at all, but now he saw a mortal appear in the heavenly court.
And if it weren't for him, like Long Tao, Li Rui, and Ye Wen, they would definitely appear in Heavenly Court in the future.
It's all routines.
For others, unbreakable laws become useless in the face of the protagonist.
This Wu Gengen looks harmless to humans and animals, although it is a little wasted, but Qi Lin does not discriminate against waste materials.
As long as you don't commit adultery, you can accept your fate.
In every world, there will definitely be mixed good and mixed bad.
Everyone is like a dragon, but the world that only secondary two teenagers can fantasize about will not exist at all.
Because everyone is like a dragon, it means that everyone is an ant.
Even if that kind of world really exists, it will not be as beautiful as it can be imagined, but will go to extinction.
"Little brother, I have some guesses as to why you're here. There is no shortage of people cleaning in Heavenly Court, but it is true that Heavenly Court has had problems recently, and someone has fornicated with the Queen Mother. ”
Wu Gengen was taken aback.
"What did you say?"
The Jade Emperor was furious and launched an investigation in the Heavenly Court, which made the Heavenly Court jump and the dogs jump. During this time, the Jade Emperor belittled a lot of immortals and made them become miscellaneous servants of the Heavenly Court. But in fact, these immortals all disappeared not long after being punished, and many people speculated that they were secretly poisoned by the Jade Emperor. ”
Wu Gengen's face turned pale.
"I guess you should have been pulled to be a substitute for the dead ghost, the Jade Emperor would rather kill a thousand by mistake now than let go of one. Now that the miscellaneous servants of the Heavenly Court are all in danger, and you happen to appear at this time, the people behind you are really vicious. ”
Qi Lin shook his head and sighed, feeling "pity" for Wu Gengen's fate.
Wu Gengen knelt in front of Qi Lin with a pout.
"Immortals save me. ”
"That's it, God has the virtue of a good life. If you and I can meet today, it is fate, and I will make a merit. Little brother, don't be afraid, I'll send you to the lower realm. Remember, don't come up again in the future. ”
"Definitely not, thank you to the immortals. Wu Gengen was grateful.
Qi Lin smiled like an old father.
It's not easy to meet such an honest pseudo-protagonist.