Chapter 83: A Dead Rabbit Falls from the Sky
Fly again!
Sou...... Boom!
Fly again!
Sou...... Boom!
Wu Gang sat on the ground, looked up at the sky, and sighed: "Hey, it's good to be young, full of energy." ”
Before the words fell, Wu Gang heard someone shouting above his head: "Be careful, someone has fallen, if you don't want to die, get out of the way and hide to the left!"
When Wu Gang heard this, he quickly got up and moved to the left!
Then I heard the other person shout: "Wrong, point to the right!"
Wu Gang subconsciously moved a little to the right, and then ......
Syllable!
Wu Gang sat in place, not moving, but his face was covered with a ball of fluffy and tooty things! Reaching out and tearing it off, a fat man looked up and grinned at him, with big teeth shining: "Xiao Gang, did you miss me during the time I wasn't there?"
"Dead rabbit! you pit me!" Wu Gang instantly understood everything, this dead rabbit shouted to the left and right not to let Wu Gang dodge, but to let Wu Gang be a meat pad!
While speaking, Wu Gang directly threw the rabbit to the ground.
Qin Shou didn't care, he rolled on the ground a few times and got up, and then immediately came to Wu Gang.
Wu Gang hurriedly dodged back and shouted, "You stop me! Don't come!"
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "What are you doing...... Why are you so nervous? I'm just talking to you. ”
Wu Gang said: "Believe you, I'm a fool!"
Qin Shou was helpless......
Wu Gang said: "Why don't you fly? Didn't you fly quite happily just now?"
Qin Shou sighed and said, "I want to too, but the exercise is too intense, the consumption is a bit big, and I am a little hungry......"
When Wu Gang heard this, he decisively moved back and said, "Dead rabbit, do you think of me when you're hungry?" Let me tell you, I don't have anything left for you to eat! There are only half of the shoes left, what do you want to do?"
Seeing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Look at your virtue, Master Rabbit doesn't have the habit of grabbing a sheep and pulling wool vigorously......"
"Then what are you going to do?" Wu Gang asked with squinted eyes.
Qin Shou opened the Black Demon God box around his neck, took out a plate, put a pot of wine in front of Wu Gang and said, "It's nothing, Master Rabbit went out to wave around and brought something in exchange." Would you like to eat and drink?"
When Wu Gang saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he subconsciously swallowed his saliva and said, "You dead rabbit, go to Heaven and steal things?"
"What do you mean by stealing? am I that kind of person?" Qin Shou said this, his old face turned red, he didn't seem to steal less.
Wu Gang sneered: "Of course you are not that kind of person. ”
Qin Shou said: "It's ......"
Wu Gang added: "You're that kind of rabbit!"
Qin Shou: "......"
No matter how Qin Shou's things came from, Wu Gang was indeed greedy, pulled a plate, patted it, pulled out a bunch of grapes and stuffed it directly into his mouth, not to mention the skin, he didn't even spit it out, chew it, chew it, eat it with juice in his mouth, and take another sip of wine, and suddenly a pair of thick eyebrows and big eyes narrowed happily.
"Isn't it cool?" Qin Shou asked.
"Cool!" Wu Gang said while eating: "Rabbit, I, Wu Gang, never eat other people's things for nothing, what do you want, say it!"
Qin Shou said: "Look at what you said, I don't have any ideas, I just invite you to eat." ”
"I believe that you have a ghost, say it! Anything can be done!" Wu Gang didn't know if it was because the wine was coming up, or what, he said extremely boldly.
Qin Shou touched his chin and said, "Really?"
"Of course!" Wu Gang said this, burping, and then his eyes turned red.
Qin Shou understood, this Wu Gang looked like a waste of wine!
Qin Shou said tentatively: "Then I really made a request." ”
"Mention! Between our brothers, what can't be mentioned? Eat, drink, mention!" Wu Gang shouted in a voice like a broken gong, quite a feeling, if you don't mention it, I will beat you! At the same time, Qin Shou's status in Wu Gang's heart also followed the speed of his alcohol brain, and his status rose rapidly, from a stupid rabbit, a cheap rabbit, get away, and was promoted to a brother.
Qin Shou glanced at Wu Gang's shirt and said, "Brother dei, your clothes ......"
"Give!" Wu Gang ripped his clothes and fell in front of Qin Shou, Qin Shou suddenly cried happily, and said in his heart: Nima, I already knew that drinking could solve things, why did I get so fucking kicked in the first place...... Well, no, there was no alcohol at the beginning. Well...... It seems that in the future, I will have to invite Wu Gang to drink.
But Qin Shou didn't plan to ask for this dress, he didn't want a naked man running all over the ground on the moon, and he couldn't do it topless! After all, he had to think about his own sister.
Since Wu Gang drank too much and was so bold, Qin Shou was not polite, and hurriedly said: "Brother dei, you see that I am always bullied when I go out, are you passing on some magical powers to me?" It is the kind that is particularly powerful, the kind that emits blue light with a wave of his hand, and he dies with a snap of his ......hand."
Wu Gang smiled and said, "No problem!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was immediately happy, so he hurried up and listened carefully.
I saw Wu Gang pick up the wine jug and take a big sip, then slowly raised his head and said, "Today I will pass on a set of peerless magical powers to you!"
Qin Shou's excited ears trembled.
Wu Gang squinted his eyes and said, "Let me think about it carefully, how to tell you." ”
Qin Shou's chick nodded as if pecking rice.
A minute passed......
Wu Gang still looked up at the sky.
Ten minutes passed.
Wu Gang is still watching the sky.
Qin Shou followed and looked at the sky, there was nothing...... What is this guy looking at?
Half an hour passed, and Wu Gang was still watching the sky.
Qin Shou couldn't sit still.
An hour later, Wu Gang was still looking at the sky.
Qin Shou finally couldn't help it and asked, "Brother...... What are you looking at?"
When Wu Gang heard this, he slowly lowered his head, stared at Qin Shou with red eyes and asked, "I took a look at you, what's wrong?!"
"What's the matter......" Qin Shou asked subconsciously.
The next moment, Wu Gang stretched out his big hand and grabbed the rabbit, pressed it to the ground, and the other fist fell like a torrential rain.
Knock knock knock...... Yes...... Knock knock......
Qin Shou never thought that Wu Gang would not say a word, and he would be beaten if he arrested someone! And this attack was not light, and the word Mars jumped on his head!
Fortunately, Qin Shou's physical body is strong, and Wu Gang is also banned from mana, and he is drunk, he doesn't use any force skills, he relies on brute force to fight, otherwise Qin Shou estimates that he will probably explain here today.
Half an hour later, I don't know if Wu Gang had enough of fighting, or if he was too drunk, he suddenly stopped his fist, and then looked up to the sky Hahaha laughed three times and shouted: "Cool!"
Then he rolled his eyes and lay down on the ground and fell asleep......
Qin Shou got up on the ground with an aggrieved face, rubbed his almost non-existent waist, and cried out angrily: "What kind of person is this...... I asked him for a drink and he beat me...... What kind of wine?"
Qin Shou shouted aggrievedly for a while, and found that there was not even an onlooker, and it was not interesting to shout, squinting at Wu Gang, who was pouting his ass and his head down, sleeping with drooling, and then looking at Wu Gang's clothes and pants, raising his eyebrows, baring his teeth, and said, "Dare to hit me......?" You're going to pay the price!"