Chapter 4 Old Poison

Stay until you are twelve years old.

There was a fat old man, with gray hair and tattered clothes, carrying a bamboo basket behind him, and a bamboo pole in his hand.

"Young man..."

Shuai Guo said in his heart, the beggar who came here is here.

The landlord's family has no surplus grain, not to mention, he is not a landlord, he is poor, and his family is surrounded by walls.

"There's only one bun left. Shuai Guo took out a bun from his arms, wiped it, and handed it over, "It's still hot." ”

"You sent to ask for food, no, I don't want to ask for food..."The old poison said, but when he thought that he hadn't eaten for a few days, his stomach was already rumbling, and he reached out to pick it up again, and at this time, Shuai Guo's hand had retracted.

"I'm not asking for food, I'm sorry... Misunderstanding. After saying that, he put the bun in his arms.

The old poison didn't fight in one place, staring at the bun in Shuai Guo's arms, "Boy, how did you take back the things that were given to you, I don't respect the old and love the young at all, virtuous and virtuous, three from four virtues... It doesn't seem right, no matter what, do you want to die or still want to be bunned. ”

A poisonous bee flew on the shoulder of the old poisoner, the size of a child's fist, with a golden body and a poisonous needle in its tail.

Shuai Guo was startled when he saw such a big poisonous bee, but he said stiffly, "I want to be a bun, but I also want to die." ”

"I don't know what to do. The old poison threw it hard and shouted in his mouth.

"Go. ”

The handsome pot operates like a shadow, moving with the wind, and the soles of the feet seem to be smeared with oil, dodging the poisonous bees that fly in, and the poisonous bees make a roundabout, chasing and fleeing.

"Boy, flash fast enough, one can you dodge, what about a group?"

I saw the old poison whistling.

After a while, there was nothing, it was still the bee, and then, the air was quiet.

What's the matter, I went to collect honey today, it's too embarrassing.

Buzz.

A swarm of bees, like clouds and mist, flew over, black and oppressive.

"Oh my God, how to hide this. "Handsome pot said.

"Boy, you know you're afraid, give me your bun, and I'll spare you. ”

Shuai Guo is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and gave the bun in the other party's arms, almost causing a bloody case because of a bun.

The old poison ate the bun three times and divided five by two, and his stomach was still growling, "Boy, go get me something to eat again." ”

"No...."Shuai Guo wanted to say no, but he saw a few giant pythons crawling in, crawling to the old poison one by one, and spitting snake cores at Shuai Guo, "Yes." ”

"No?" said the old poison coldly.

Shuai Guo was scared, what he was most afraid of in his life was snakes, and it was a few giant pythons, followed by a small poisonous snake, "Yes, yes, of course, uncle, you wait, it's okay right away." ”

The old poison ate bowl after bowl, and after seven or forty-nine bowls, "I was full." "And a full hiccups.

And the handsome pot was already tired at this time.

......

When it was almost dark, the old man and the whistling dog came back.

Before he could enter the door, he shouted, "Handsome pot, is the meal ready?" ”

The howling dog also barked a few times.

Shuai Guo ran out, and when he saw the old man, tears rolled in his eyes, and he cried, "There is no surplus food at home... By... I stammered and couldn't speak, for fear that someone would be obscene.

As soon as the old man entered the house, he looked at the mountains of bowls, and the old poison on the side, leisurely picking his teeth.

"Old poison..."

"The old devil..."

"You're not dead yet. ”

"You're not dead, I'm reluctant to die first. ”

"The ancients said, good people don't live long, disasters leave a thousand years, and honesty does not deceive me. The old man sighed, "Tell me, this time, it is who has harmed me, and has come to me to hide." ”

"Damn, old devil, you didn't let me come, a letter, the letter said, ten taels of gold a day, food and shelter..."

"Is there such a thing? I'm old and I don't have a good memory, don't blame me. The old man said, "I remember, I did write such a letter a year ago. ”

......

Say a year ago.

Yihong Temple.

The old poison hugged a beautiful woman and drank.

Knock knock.

"Who?"

"Guest, there is your letter. ”

"It's a miracle that my letter would have been written to me, and I would have liked to see it. ”

took the letter and tore open the envelope, to the effect that the old poison was invited to be a teacher, with food and shelter, ten taels of gold a day, and five insurances and one housing fund, etc.

Who won't write a bad check, let's talk about it first. The old man's heart when he wrote the letter.

The old poison was excited for a while, then calmed down, "fool me?" and then tore up the letter.

But in the following days, he spent money in Qinglou, restaurant, and casino, owed huge debts, and was jointly asked by three Jianghu killers to ask for debts, but there was no money to change, one wanted him to have one eye, one wanted him one hand, and one wanted him one leg.

The old poison is dead.

For a month, he couldn't even sleep well, afraid of being chased by the killers of the rivers and lakes, unloading his hands and legs and gouging out his eyes, late one night, hiding in the thatched house, being smoked by the stench all night, only to remember the letter written to him by the old devil, so he came to hide from the debt, and made some money by the way.

......

"This is your apprentice, what is his name, handsome, handsome, not handsome at all, not handsome. "The old poison commented on the appearance of the handsome pot.

"Old poison, my apprentice, is indeed not handsome or handsome, and if he can't afford a handsome and handsome name, then in this life, he will be insulated from being handsome, handsome, and chic. "The old man snorted.

"......" Shuai Guo's heart was extremely speechless.

The old poison walked around the room, muttering in his mouth, broken, too broken, this table and chair are not Huanghuali's, this bed, none of them are silk backs, and in the kitchen, there is no golden chicken, game, clear soup and little water. This also asked me to teach him to recognize and detoxify poison, and not even think about it.

Back then, someone asked me to teach, but I didn't go.

"I didn't go back then, so why are I here now? ”

"Ye is happy, how can I love it. The old poison smiled and took out a medicine bottle from his bosom and poured out a black pill.

"Eat. ”

Shuai Guo took the pill, there was a bad smell, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it.

"Bitter... Toxic..."

Then he was unconscious and fell to the ground.

"Your apprentice lacks heart, has no brains, and is short of a string, tell him to eat, and he will really eat it, am I very familiar with him? "The old poison is very disappointed, and he is counted for a while, if I have this disciple, I will directly give him a pill of poison, and he will be poisoned, out of sight and out of mind.

The old poison is getting more and more energetic, and if he can teach such a disciple, his master can imagine what it is like...

"Old poison, I have endured it since I entered the door, the food has been eaten by you, and you still have to inch in, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai...... Look at the hit. ”

"Old devil, I'm still afraid of you. The old poison stepped back, opened the basket, and a flock of crows flew away, their eyes were white, their bodies were pitch black, and their mouths were bloody.

Flying beside the old poison, he looked at the old man viciously, and just waited for the old poison to give orders, and then ate the prey in front of him.

"Poisonous crow, it's actually a poisonous crow, an old poison, don't fight, don't fight, I'm afraid of you. ”

Poisonous crows, fed with venom, until the whole body is as black as ink, turned into a source of poison, and then fed on blood, until the mouth turns blood red, and in the dark night, see blood to seal the throat.

"Old devil, I heard the god operator say, many years ago, you held a baby, and asked the god operator to calculate a day hexagram for this child, the god operator disagreed, you stripped off his beard, and then calculated a hexagram for this child, a glimpse of the heavenly machine, and the loss of longevity, until now the god operator is still short of qi and blood, whose child is this, worthy of you. ”

"Picking up an abandoned baby. ”

"An abandoned baby, an old devil, you are a demon, the devil is angry, millions of corpses are ambushed, and thousands of miles of blood are shed. ”

"Back then, you were alone in the righteous valve, killing for three days and three nights, the chickens and dogs were not left, and the lake under the mountain is still blood-red. ”

The old man looked into the distance and was silent.

......

Yamanaka.

Shuai Guo is practicing like a shadow, moving with the wind, and his figure is becoming more and more sensitive and flexible.

The Howling Dog, also following behind, ran very slowly, very lazy, and suddenly, on a sunny day, there was a puff of smoke, which seemed to be very slow, but it was getting faster and faster.

"Howling dog, quick, run. ”

The Howling Dog turned his head and saw that his eyes were full of horror, and the speed was like lightning, but the smoke had already blown over, and the Howling Dog ran and ran, foaming at the mouth, twitching his limbs, and fell to the ground.

Say it again in the eyes, handsome pot, save me, that old pervert is here, save me.

"Howling Dog, are you telling me to run? You're so nice. "The handsome pot is like chicken blood, and it runs faster.

No, no, I didn't mean that, save me, come back and save me.

Hahaha... Laughter came from the smoke, terrifying, terrifying.

"Little dog, little girl, you can't run, I got hit by my seven-step ecstasy, no one can run seven steps, not even a dog. The old poison picked up the whistling dog that was paralyzed on the ground and touched the dog's hair hard, "Tonight, sleep with me." ”

The old poison likes to pet the dog, and every time the poison is poured out of the dog, it is kneaded vigorously, and when the kneading is enough, it kicks away.

And the howling dog doesn't like people to touch his dog hair, especially men, but he can't beat everyone who touches him.

Although, the Howling Sky Dog, is a dog that knows martial arts.

......

On the top of the mountain.

The handsome pot landed and looked at the smoke in the distance.

"Thankfully, I ran fast enough. ”

Suddenly, the head was a little dizzy and consciousness began to disappear.

"Again... Poisoned, when was poisoned. ”

Then, he fell to the ground and fell unconscious.

In the past year, the handsome pot roaring dog has been poisoned by various drugs and poisons every day, and at first it was only poisoned by the handsome pot, and the roaring dog just took her harem, wandered around the backyard, and was seen by the old poison, so she was pulled into training, which was completely unreasonable.

Even a dog is showing affection, the old poison sighed, this has caused a thousand points of harm to the old poison, if you make me sad, then I will make you sad.

......

Night.

Blowing the night breeze and feeding the mosquitoes.

The old poison took out a book from his bosom, the encyclopedia of poisons, wrapped in silk and made it good.

"This book, which I spent 50 years and painstakingly written, records the common poisons in the rivers and lakes, and their antidotes. ”

Handsome pot solemnly, took the book with both hands, only to see a few words in his eyes, Xinhua Bookstore production, printing, price 30 wen.

The air was suddenly quiet.

The old poison coughed a few times to resolve the embarrassment, "That, that, that's not the point, the focus is on my annotations and the new content I added on the last few pages, study hard." ”

Shuai Guo's face was solemn, and he was on guard all around.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you see tonight, the night is so beautiful. ”

Shuai Guo raised his head, it was pitch black, how could there be night, old man, do you like to talk so hard?

"Not bad. ”

There was silence again.

The air was quiet again.

"There's no end to learning... You still have to learn, work hard, kid. After speaking, he raised his hand and patted Shuai Guo's shoulder, Shuai Guo wanted to dodge, but, seeing that the old poison was rare and solemn, he didn't dodge, for fear of hurting the old poison's heart.

The old poison disappeared in front of him as soon as he searched for it.

Shuai Guo felt a little itchy in the place where he was patted, "Old poison, you tricked me again......" Then he fell unconscious and fed the mosquitoes all night.