Chapter 14: Your Chrysanthemums Are Beautiful
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Chapter 14: Your Chrysanthemums Are So Beautiful ()
Li Xiaoxin stood on the podium with a smile and put the potted plants away, and said, "Hello students!"
The students in the class also said in unison, "Hello Teacher Li!"
Yao Mengzhen was whispering to Hao Shuai at the back of the classroom at this time, and when she saw Li Xiaoxin walking in, she pointed at Li Xiaoxin and said, "If you don't believe it, I'll praise you!"
Yao Mengzhen stood up confidently and said loudly: "Teacher Li!"
Li Xiaoxin was holding a piece of chalk and writing on the blackboard, and when she heard the voice, she turned her head to look at it, and was stunned, where did this little girl come from? Which class?
Before she could speak, she heard Yao Mengzhen's voice crisp and loud: "Teacher Li, you are so beautiful!"
Ahh
Li Xiaoxin was confused and nodded blankly.
Yao Mengzhen took a look, hey, no, this woman doesn't seem to be very happy and happy, is it that I praise her appearance, she is not happy......? Want to boast about something else?
Yao Mengzhen glanced at it, saw a few small daisies trembling gently in the flower pot in front of Li Xiaoxin, and suddenly had an idea, she smiled, and said loudly with confidence: "Teacher Li, your chrysanthemums are so beautiful!"
You, your chrysanthemums are so beautiful!!
Everyone, Nicaragua Falls, Khan!Nuclear bombs, hydrogen bombs, and neutron bombs exploded en masse!!
The class was so quiet in an instant that it was audible that the pins were falling! Li Xiaoxin stayed in place as if petrified, and the chalk in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly, he leaned back, the chair suddenly turned over, and the whole person fell to the ground with a bang, Hao Shuai didn't feel pain, and rolled with laughter while holding his stomach.
At this time, the rest of the class also burst into laughter like a tsunami, and the roof of the classroom seemed to be overturned.
Yao Mengzhen was dazed by this burst of laughter, she praised it once before, but it had no effect, and the second time she praised it like this, she felt empty in her heart, a little hairy, looked at Hao Shuai in confusion, and said blankly: "Did I say something wrong?"
Hao Shuai covered his stomach, barely got up from the ground, and wiped his tears breathlessly: "You are wrong, you shouldn't praise her chrysanthemums for being so beautiful, you should say that her chrysanthemums are good...... Yellow!"
Where did Yao Mengzhen know the obscenity of this sentence, she was laughed at by everyone at this time, her heart was empty, hazy, she didn't doubt him, and immediately remedied, and said loudly to Li Xiaoxin: "Oh, oh! Teacher, your chrysanthemum is so yellow!"
Yao Mengzhen has been spoiled since she was a child, she is extremely strong in the cultivation of the Dao Law in the Heavenly Realm, her divine personality is extremely high, and she is extremely beautiful, and the gods and Buddhas of the heavens are all courteous when they see her, where will anyone say something inappropriate to her, and where does she know about the obscenity and obscenity of the world?
Yao Mengzhen looked blankly at Hao Shuai rolling on the ground with his stomach covered, laughing to death, the students in the first class almost laughed so much that they almost soared together, she blinked her eyes, confused: "Did I say it wrong again?"
Her appearance almost made Hao Shuai laugh to death.
Poor Li Xiaoxin is just a college student who has just graduated, where has she ever seen such a battle, her pretty face is purple and red, her ears are almost dripping blood, and tears keep rolling in her eyes for a while, and finally fall down without a fight. Li Xiaoxin covered her face and ran out of the classroom crying.
In the era of Internet information explosion, students are more precocious than one another, although this sentence is extremely obscure, but the vast majority of students in the class understand, the class members of the class saw that the teacher was crying and ran away, although they felt inappropriate in their hearts, but helplessly the sentence "Teacher, your chrysanthemum is so yellow", it is really infinitely lethal, laughing so much that they can't straighten their waists, and they don't even have the strength to speak.
Some naughty students who are close to Hao Shuai on weekdays are even more noisy at this time, slapping the table, stomping their feet, whistling and whistling, the classroom is really upside down, and their drum noise can be heard in the huge classroom playground.
The teacher in the office next to him heard this, so he walked into the classroom, glared angrily, and shouted, "What's the trouble! It's not like it!
There was a chill in the classroom, and the students lowered their heads and forced a laugh.
Yao Mengzhen also came back to her senses at this time, she grabbed Hao Shuai, gritted her teeth and said, "You just tricked me, didn't you?"
Hao Shuai easily held back his laughter, and then burst out laughing, he called out to hit the sky, and said loudly: "Where is it! Her chrysanthemums are so yellow!"
After speaking, the surrounding classmates looked at the daisies that Li Xiaoxin had taken away on the podium, and saw that the few fresh chrysanthemums were hanging down, which was indeed ...... They couldn't help but laugh out loud for a moment.
The teacher at the door of the classroom looked at Hao Shuai's head as big as a bucket, this is a well-known problem student in the school, if you want to say that you have excellent learning, you can't rank him for 10,000 years, if you say naughty mischief, it is definitely second to none, the first in order, when the first semester just started, the teachers also talked about him, but after a long time, they all gave up, this child, the more he said, the more skinny, it was simply a donkey, the more he whipped it, the more he walked backwards!
The teacher glared at Hao Shuai, shook his head, and turned to leave the classroom.
As soon as he left, the surrounding students all rushed up, gathered around Hao Shuai, gossiping, and chirping: "Hey, Hao Shuai, who is this? Your sister? I didn't hear that you still have a ...... Such a beautiful sister!"
"That's right, handsome guy, introduce me to him!"
"Beauty, what's your name? You were so invincible just now, I adore you, you are the first person who dares to talk to Li Xiaoxin like this!"
Yao Mengzhen looked at these enthusiastic students, smiled wryly, shrunk back, and quietly poked Hao Shuai with his elbow: "Hey, talk quickly!"
Hao Shuai was also a little buzzing in his ears, he slapped the table and shouted: "Don't fucking nonsense, hurry up and sit back!"
The surrounding students were frightened by this and immediately retracted in a circle, as if the tide was ebbing.