Chapter 40: Walking the Dog
After cultivating in that tranquil valley for nearly a month, when Chen Xian was waiting impatiently, he suddenly heard Ao Hong'er's voice in his ears. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You can go!"
The headless and tailless sentence made Chen Xian stunned for a while, and it took a while to come back to his senses, the other party should have come back from the treasure hunt, so he asked, "Have you won the magic weapon?"
There was no response, only the whining wind wafting in his ears, and Chen Xian suddenly thought that he seemed to be being ignored by a certain female dragon again. He was a little annoyed in his heart, this chick didn't give face to the most handsome traverser in history, so he sneered: "What about the Seven Princesses of the Ancestral Dragon, even a few juniors can't compete, and they have lived to be dogs at the age of billions of years, it is simply to touch the face of the Ancestral Dragon, and it is better to call yourself the Seven Princesses of the Ancestral Worm in the future, so as not to ......"
Before he finished speaking, Chen Xian closed his mouth, feeling a little regretful in his heart, what did he say here, how could he speak to a lady like this?
"Sorry, I lost my words. "As a man, if you want to be able to bend and stretch, if you are wrong, you must have the courage to admit it, so he immediately apologized.
Ao Hong'er didn't respond, and Chen Xian was not surprised, since the other party didn't want to talk, why should he be bored, although he really wanted to use his hot face to stick to her cold ass, but he also had to be agreed by the other party!
After self-examining himself for a second with such an undisciplined thought in his heart, Chen Xian left the valley where he had been staying for a long time.
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"Whoa......"
Chen Xian was sitting under a big tree and napping, when a big black dog suddenly rushed out behind him, baring his teeth and barking at him.
He opened his eyes in a daze, knocked on the head of the big black dog, and muttered: "Don't bark, if you bark again, I will slaughter you and cook dog meat hot pot!"
"Whoa, how dare you hit the head of the dog, boy, don't you want to live?"
The dog spits out ivory...... Uh, human talk?" Hearing the black dog speak, Chen Xian, who was still a little confused, immediately looked at the big black dog with a look of surprise.
"It's a dog, not a dog!" said the dog with a sad face, wondering why he has been treated like a dog lately.
"Howling Dogs?" After Chen Xian repeated, he suddenly woke up and hurriedly asked, "Are you the dog of Erlang God?"
"Even I said, even it's a whistling dog, not a dog!" said the whistling dog with tears streaming down his face.
"You are the dog of Erlang God, is that Erlang God nearby, did he call you here?" Chen Xian asked again, thinking that Erlang God called the Roaring Sky Dog, did he have something to tell him? Could it be that the matter of pulling his tiger skin was exposed, and he was going to call the Roaring Sky Dog to ask for the crime?
"Hehe, Da Hei, I'm not the only one who said that you are a dog, it turns out that you are a dog, come here, obediently gnaw this bone!" The crisp voice sounded, Chen Xian turned his head and saw Yang Chan in a green dress running from a distance with a happy face, holding a big bone in her hand.
"Whew!" The Roaring Sky Dog howled, ran to Chen Xian's back, and showed his head to Yang Chan who ran over: "Even the Howling Sky Dog, don't eat bones!"
Yang Chan stretched out her right hand, tangled one of the ears of the Roaring Sky Dog, pulled it out from behind Chen Xian, stuffed the bone into its mouth, and said, "Be good, obedient!"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Chen Xian couldn't help but laugh a little, and said to Yang Chan: "Sister Chan'er, why are you here, the second brother didn't come, right?"
Yang Chan didn't feel strange about Chen Xian calling her sister Chan'er, but replied: "The second brother is too boring, except for this stupid dog, there is nothing funny, I came out with Da Hei, and the second brother is not here." ”
Hearing that Erlang God didn't follow, Chen Xian breathed a sigh of relief, the dark gods were very busy, and they shouldn't have noticed that they were pulling his skin, so it was better to take advantage of the fact that Yang Chan was abducted now.
Ahem, after he coughed twice, he said gently: "Sister Chan'er, I'm about to go to a fun place, do you want to go?"
"Go, I'll go. As soon as she heard about the interesting place, Yang Chan immediately said that she wanted to go, and then asked: "Where is that place, not far away?"
"That place is on Kunlun Mountain, called Yuxu Palace, it is the place where the saint lived, the scenery is beautiful, in four months, they will run for the new head, there will be many people to participate, and there will definitely be a lot of delicious food!" Chen Xian thought to himself, the beautiful scenery, the food, and the excitement, it should be attractive enough for a simple-minded girl!
"Kunlun Mountain is so far away from here?" Yang Chan said with a hesitant expression.
"It's not far, it's not far, if you go from here, you just pass through Huashan, you've been away from Huashan for so long, it's time to go back to the cave to have a look, aren't you worried that Mingyu guy is lazy and hasn't taken care of your flowers and plants?" When Chen Xian said Mingyu, he couldn't help but want to laugh, tmd, the one who called this road number is not a good bird!
After Chen Xian's temptation, Yang Chan finally agreed to go to Kunlun Mountain, she beckoned, took out a bright silver chain, tied it around the neck of the Roaring Sky Dog, and said to the Roaring Sky Dog with an angry face: "Da Hei, let's go!"
Talking and laughing with Yang Chan along the way, looking at the aggrieved face, beating the roaring dog who didn't admit that he was a dog, Chen Xian felt that his mood was very relaxed, as if he had removed some shackles. In the past, he was mainly cultivating, and playing was just to relieve his depressed mood, but with Yang Chan, he had less time to cultivate, and most of the time was spent playing, and he didn't want his cultivation speed to increase instead of decreasing, so it didn't take a few days to advance to the late Yuan Infant stage.
Chen Xian thought to himself that he used to cultivate for the sake of cultivation, so his efficiency was not high, and his entry into the realm was not large, but now he only cultivated when he wanted to cultivate. The mood has been improved, the efficiency has naturally been improved, the efficiency is high, the speed is naturally faster, it seems that you have to walk around in the future, the old house has no future to cultivate in the cave!
Chen Xian, Yang Chan and a pug spent three months, and after returning to Huashan, the dog led the howling dog to Kunlun Mountain without taking off the chain. Knowing that the two of them were going to the Jade Void Palace, the Roaring Sky Dog immediately volunteered to be the leading dog, but after taking the two of them around the Kunlun Mountains for a few days, they came to the place where the two of them and the dog had just entered the mountain.
"Da Hei, do you know the way to the Jade Void Palace?" Yang Chan asked, sitting on a rock, knocking on the head of the Roaring Sky Dog.
"Whew!" the howling dog wailed, rubbing the big bag on his head with his front paws, and said cautiously: "I went to the master once hundreds of years ago, and after a long time, I don't remember how to leave." ”
"Stupid dog Jialu idiot, Da Hei, you are terminally ill and there is no cure!" Yang Chan looked at the roaring dog with a sympathetic expression.
"Whew, it's a whistling dog, not a stupid dog!" The roaring dog immediately protested, but was ruthlessly suppressed by Yang Chan, only to see her take out a bone, stuff it into the mouth of the roaring dog and say, "Be good, eat bones!"
After teasing the Roaring Sky Dog, Yang Chan asked Chen Xian, "Brother Chen, do you know how to go to the Jade Void Palace?"
Chen Xian said: "Kunlun Mountain is the first sacred mountain in the world after the fall of Buzhou Mountain, I am also the first time to come, and I don't know how to get to Yuxu Palace, but the mountain god here must know, only invite him out and ask?"
"But Kunlun Mountain is bigger than Wuyue, and the mountain god's cultivation must be unfathomable, how can we invite him?" Yang Chan wondered.
Not every mountain god's cultivation is very weak, like Wuyue, Wuyue's father-in-law Qingcheng Mountain, such a famous mountain, the cultivation of the mountain god is almost all at the level of golden immortals, otherwise it is impossible to refine the huge mountain spirit essence and become a mountain god of the famous mountain.
"Is this this?" Chen Xian touched his chin and thought about it, pointing to the roaring dog that was no different from an ordinary black dog: "It's up to this dog." ”
The Roaring Sky Dog raised his head, bared his teeth at Chen Xian and said, "Even if it's not a dog, it's even a Roaring Sky Dog!" Also, I'm just a Xuan Immortal, and I don't know the mountain god of Kunlun Mountain, so I can't invite this great god at all!"
Damn! A dog is a Xuan Immortal cultivator, and let me, the most handsome traverser in history, live, fortunately, this dog's IQ is problematic, otherwise I really don't want to live!
Under the suspicious gaze of Yang Chan and the Roaring Heavenly Dog, Chen Xian pointed at the Roaring Heavenly Dog and said: "We can slaughter this dog and sacrifice it, a Xuanxian-level dog as a sacrifice, and it was raised by your second brother, and the mountain god can't sit ......."
"Whew!" Before Chen Xian finished speaking, after the roaring dog screamed, his body instantly swelled to the size of a hundred zhang, and he glared angrily at Chen Xian, who was hiding behind Yang Chan, looking like he was going to eat a snake.
"Just kidding, as for such a reaction? You stupid dog is so stupid that you can even believe this kind of thing, and I don't want to think about how I can slaughter you at the Xuan Immortal level with my cultivation in the Yuan Infant Stage, I'm afraid that I can't break your dog skin even if I try my best." Chen Xian hid behind Yang Chan and said to the Roaring Sky Dog.
The hundred-foot-tall Howling Sky Dog tilted his head and thought about it, and said in a sullen voice: "It's too!" After speaking, his body quickly shrank and turned into a pug again.
Yang Chan stretched out her hand and knocked on the head of the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "Da Hei, you scared me just now!"
"Whew, little master, it didn't mean to, it was that kid who said he wanted to kill me, I was scared by him!Yes, I'm also a victim, and the real culprit is him!"
Chen Xian immediately retorted: "Sister Chan'er, don't listen to its nonsense, it's too stupid, even jokes are serious! I was scared half to death by it just now, you have to fix it!"
Yang Chan knocked on the head of the roaring dog again, and said angrily: "Brother Chen is right, you are a stupid dog, and I don't want to think about how I am willing to kill you, I haven't played enough!"
The roaring dog covered his head and secretly moved back a lot, thinking if he was willing to kill if he had had enough, I better stay away and run later.
"Brother Chen, what now?" Yang Chan turned to Chen Xian and asked.
"Ahem, I still need a howling dog out of the dog...... Hey, don't bare your teeth, I'm not going to kill you, you've learned the art of deception, right? Chen Xian pointed to the Roaring Sky Dog.
The Roaring Sky Dog said with doubts on his face: "I have learned the art of detaining gods, but it's okay to detain some Mao gods, and a great god like the Kunlun Mountain God can't be detained at all, and it will annoy the other party." What if he likes dog meat and slaughters me for meat?"
"You are so stupid, the Kunlun Mountain God will definitely not dare to eat it!" Chen Xian said.
"Why?" Yang Chan asked with the Howling Sky Dog.
Chen Xian looked at Yang Chan with a black line, thinking that this chick's IQ may only be a little bit higher than that of the roaring dog, and he can't figure out such a simple question, Erlang God's dog, does a mountain god dare to eat it?
"Because it's so stupid, eating its flesh will make you as stupid as it!" Chen Xian replied.
"Oh!" Yang Chan nodded, and the Roaring Sky Dog said with an indignant face: "You are stupid, my Divine Detention Technique can't detain the Kunlun Mountain God at all!"
"I must be able to detain it, I don't believe you try it!" Chen Xian affirmed and confirmed the authenticity, thinking that as long as this stupid dog alarmed the Kunlun Mountain God, the other party would definitely run out after finding out that it was the dog of Erlang God.
(To be continued...... )