Chapter Ninety-Six: Change
With a wave of his sleeve, Bei Shou conjured a wooden table between the two, on which was placed a stove of incense and a pair of tea sets.
Kitamori leaned over to set the cup in place, then turned around and went into the woods, and when he came out again, there was a large stone in his hand that he had found out of nowhere.
He walked over to the desk, put the stone down, and sat down on his ass.
Bei Shouyi picked up the teapot on the table, and said while pouring tea: "I know that you have been in the sky for a long time, so I like this tune, you can also sit, you are welcome!"
The Jade Emperor walked to the side of the desk, picked up the teacup and put it to his lips and took a sip, looked at Bei Shouyi and asked, "Why do you want to meet in this kind of place?"
Bei Shouyi waved his hand on the green mountains and green water in front of him, and said: "Between the mountains and rivers, you and I can show the superior demeanor of the two of you!"
"You should know that loneliness and you have nothing to do with the word master. ”
The Jade Emperor put down the cup and said lightly.
Kitamori smiled, "But just kidding, it's not interesting for you to take it seriously like this." ”
"What the hell are you looking for?"
"Why? I can't look for you if it's okay? You and I are old friends anyway, you finally went to the lower realm, and you arrived at the boundary of my northern Luzhou, as the host, I should be entertained well. ”
Bei Shouyi got up to add tea to the Jade Emperor, and his movements were not hurried, and he was very free.
The Jade Emperor lowered his head, looked at the undulating tea leaves in the cup, and three words popped out of his mouth clearly.
"I don't believe it!"
Bei Shouyi laughed twice and said, "How can you say that you were also a friend who lived and died together, and you can't trust me so much?"
"Your reasons are too clumsy, Lone is not a fool. ”
"Really?"
Bei Shouyi swallowed a sip of tea and said: "You sent your confidant and nephew to Beiju Luzhou to kill demons, and made it so powerful, you will definitely not worry about me, and I just don't worry about you, since everyone is in love, then make an appointment to drink tea together!"
Bei Shouyi looked up at the Jade Emperor and asked, "I don't know what do you think of this reason?"
"Not bad. ”
The Jade Emperor nodded.
"Jade Emperor, I kindly remind you, my demon clan has seven kings, seven to two, my chances of winning are a little bigger. ”
Bei Shouyi stretched out seven fingers and dangled in front of the Jade Emperor's eyes with a smug expression.
The Jade Emperor's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said, "If it were according to what you said, the human race would have been the lord of the Three Realms by now. ”
"This is different, the king of my demon clan is not one of those big road goods. ”
Bei Shouyi shook his head, disagreeing with the Jade Emperor's opinion.
"The Elephant King is not here, the four swords of the god of war Zilan, who else among the seven kings of the demon clan can stop it?"
Bei Shouyi shook his head and retorted: "Although that thing is powerful, it consumes energy and energy, except for the old monster in Tongtian, who can use it freely? ”
Bei Shouyi looked at the Jade Emperor with a playful expression, and teased: "As for your nephew Yang Jian, I didn't see anything else, but that sister-loving character has a bit of your demeanor back then." ”
"You're over!"
The Jade Emperor's voice was deep and chilly.
The teacup suddenly cracked with countless fine lines on his hand, and it exploded with a "bang", and the tea splashed in the air.
The Jade Emperor lowered his head and stared silently at the tea stains on his clothes, he hadn't lost his temper like this for a long time.
"Haotian, what are you excited about, ah~ the old man's clothes!"
Bei Shouyi exclaimed loudly, and hurriedly stood up and dusted off the water droplets on his clothes.
The Jade Emperor picked up the teapot on the table, held it to the top of Bei Shouyi's head, and poured it down expressionlessly.
"North Shouyi, Lone warns you, don't mention Lone's sister in front of Lone. ”
Then, the Jade Emperor turned his head, and his cold gaze fell on the rolling curtain behind him.
"What did you hear?"
The back of the roller shutter was already soaked, and when he heard this, he was even more shocked, and immediately knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor and said, "I didn't hear anything. ”
"You have to be clear, the fate of deceiving Lone, tell the truth. ”
The curtain raised his head, looked at the Jade Emperor with a firm look, and said, "I really didn't hear it. ”
"Good. ”
The Jade Emperor lowered his eyes and glanced at the curtain, turned around and came back to confront Bei Shouyi.
Because of being poured from the head by the Jade Emperor's pot of water, Bei Shouyi was too lazy to take care of his half-wet clothes at the moment, but glared at the Jade Emperor angrily.
"Haotian, you are deceiving yourself!"
"So what, as long as Lone is still alive, no one in the Three Realms is allowed to mention Yunhua!"
Bei Shouyi's scalp was numb from the Jade Emperor's gaze, and he was defeated.
"Okay, okay, if you don't mention it, don't mention it, anyway, you are the Jade Emperor, you can say anything!"
The Jade Emperor closed his eyes, raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, and said, "Bei Shouyi, tell me the true purpose of your appointment to be alone." ”
Bei Shouyi looked surprised and puzzled: "How did you find out?"
"If you really want to hold Lone, you won't talk so much and arouse Lone's anger. Therefore, you should now have a reliance that can successfully keep the demon clan even if you provoke Lone, there are not many such dependences in the Three Realms, Lone is very curious, what is it?"
The Jade Emperor looked at Bei Shouyi, waiting for his answer.
Bei Shouyi clapped his hands lightly, and the corners of his mouth were raised, revealing a faint smile.
"That's right, but you're sure you know!"
"Speak. ”
Bei Shouyi sat upright, cleared his throat, looked at the Jade Emperor and said: "There is gossip that Rulai, who has been in retreat for three thousand years, has come out, and I heard that it is to save the hundreds of millions of demon clans who were slaughtered by Heavenly Court. ”
Bei Shouyi drank the last sip of tea from the cup, and then said: "You also know that people pay attention to the equality of all living beings, and saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter or something, seeing that so many monsters have died in Beiju Luzhou, people can't sit still, and it is estimated that it will not be long before they will be rescued from the suffering." ”
"Bei Shouyi, you are seeking skin with the tiger!" said the Jade Emperor coldly.
Bei Shouyi shook his head and sighed: "Alas, those of us who are monsters, people hate God, and we are frightened all day long, and now Heaven doesn't even give us a way to live, so naturally whoever gives us a way to live, we will mess with whom!"
The Jade Emperor stared at Bei Shouyi's eyes, as if he wanted to see something from inside.
"It's not like what you say. ”
"My life is gone, so I don't care about anything else. Bei Shouyi said with emotion.
"You, do it yourself. ”
The Jade Emperor took a deep look at Bei Shouyi and turned to leave.
The roller blinds hurriedly followed, with a respectful face.
Bei Shouyi watched the Jade Emperor's back disappear in front of him, got up and stretched.
He inadvertently glanced at the inexplicable extra chair opposite, and couldn't help but say: "It's hypocritical to not sit on a chair!"
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"Your Majesty, but are you going back to Heaven?"
The shutter asked cautiously, hunched over.
"Lonely, I'm going to Lingshan. ”
"The demon clan here?"
"Demon clan, but scabies. ”
The Jade Emperor's eyes were deep and he said calmly.