Text Chapter 61 River House
Wu Dao's hand holding the sword was trembling slightly, he was very angry, but he couldn't kill this defenseless old beggar, which was not in line with his chivalrous spirit, and the other hand that grabbed his collar also let go, and said, "You, you really can!"
Wu Xiang didn't feel sorry for this hundred taels of silver, he thought to himself how beautiful this Yihong Courtyard's top card was?
He is just starting out of the rivers and lakes, if he goes to Kyoto, he will spend hundreds of gold, thousands of gold, everywhere.
The old beggar arranged his collar with both hands, bared his teeth and smiled, strode forward, sat down on the table, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and ate them regardless of whether they were used or not, and complained while eating, "Why are there some leftovers, I can't eat well, and I can't eat enough." But the chopsticks never stopped.
The dishes picked up by the handsome pot fell on the table, and he stared at the old beggar blankly.
This product is too self-conscious.
The old beggar glanced at the dish that had fallen on the table and said, "Waste." ”
The handsome pot was placed on the chopsticks, and he no longer had any appetite, so he patted the table and said, "Old beggar, what are you doing?"
The old beggar raised his head, looked at him, and wondered, "Don't you have a bad eye, I'm eating." ”
Shuai Guo said, "Do I allow you to eat? Do you have any silver? ”
The old beggar spread his hands, looked at the handsome pot carefully, and said, "I found that in addition to your eyes, you also have problems with your ears, I just told the young man, I went to Yihong Courtyard to spend all the money, and I still owe twenty taels, I was hunted down, I am now penniless, no silver." ”
I'm gone, I don't have any money, and I'm still so horizontal.
I only heard the old beggar say quietly, "Young man, there are many people who want to invite me to dinner this day, but I haven't go, I have your honor to eat your meal." ”
There are more people who have invited you, and if it weren't for the fact that you are an old man, I will beat you up.
Shuai Guo said, "Then why don't you go to them." ”
The old beggar looked at him and said leisurely, "I'm happy to buy a thousand dollars, I'm not happy, even if you entertain me with dragon liver and phoenix gall, I won't go." If I'm happy, I'll be happy to eat even if it's a clear soup. ”
This cheeky guy has a fight, no wonder he can live to such an age, and he hasn't been beaten to death, this verbal effort is really impatient.
When the old beggar had finished speaking, he picked up all the plates and added them all over again, without wasting a single grain of food.
When the dog saw it, my food had been eaten by this beggar, but he didn't dare to grab it. He felt danger from the old beggar. An intuition that knows martial arts dogs, as if he has seen an old man, can't tell the truth. But after a few peeks on the side, I felt a little inexplicable, tattered, no matter how you look at it, he is not a master.
"This dish tastes okay, I don't know which of you made it?"
Shuai Guo stood up and said, "I." ”
"Yes, young and young, he has such a skill, but he is still a little hot?" Shuai Guo was not happy when he heard it, if he said that his martial arts were poor, he admitted it, because he would run. But you say that he is a poor cook, he has been cooking since he was six years old, and it has been more than ten years now.
He is quite confident in his cooking skills.
"Are you okay, are you coming?"
The old beggar sighed and said, "Alas, I can't come. ”
"Then what do you say!"
"I don't know how to do it, but I have a good tongue that is unparalleled in the world, this tongue, I have tasted the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the world, and even the imperial dining room in the palace, I have been to it many times, and the dishes made by the imperial chef are indeed speechless, much better than yours. ”
"Bragging doesn't make drafts, but also the imperial dining room?"
The old beggar looked at him, smiled mysteriously, and said, "You are still young..."
Shuai Guo looked at it carefully, could it be that this old beggar is still a master. But if you look left and right, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it. Damn, he can't be bluffing me, and I seem to be being bluffed by him.
"Old beggar, you bluff me. After Shuai Guo finished speaking, he turned around and left the table.
The old beggar said inscrutablely, "The ignorant are fearless." ”
Shuai Guo ignored him and returned to the kitchen, because he hadn't eaten yet, and the roaring dog hadn't eaten yet, so he was cutting vegetables and stir-frying again.
Wu Dao sat over, looked at the old beggar, and said, "Old guy, you are fooling people again, whoever believes you is a fool!"
"We know your tricks, so you might as well save it. ”
Senior sister Lu Yun echoed on the side, saying, with us here, you can't fool him.
The old beggar said lightly, "Look at it, after that time, your experience in the rivers and lakes has risen slowly, and now it is all ready to be launched, don't thank me." ”
Lu Yun said angrily, "Who wants to thank you, dead liar." ”
After the dish was fried, Shuai Nabe was full in the kitchen and shouted, "Howling Dog, come in." ”
With a whoosh, he ran into the kitchen, pounced on the food, and ate at a speed of three times and five divided by two, and he was finished, satisfied.
The old beggar pulled down his face and said, "What about the dishes you copied in the kitchen?"
Shuai Guo said lightly, "Eat." Then he walked up to the staircase where he had been hit, and with a light effort, he jumped to the second floor.
The old beggar, Wu Dao, Lu Yun and a few people said in their hearts, good skills!
When I returned to the room, I sorted out all the luggage, packed it, and then looked carefully in the two rooms, and after making sure that there was no omission, I jumped down with the package on my back, and called Wu Dao and Lu Yun, and said, "Let's go!"
Wu Dao asked, "Go there?"
"By car, go to Hazhong Province. ”
Hezhong Mansion is named because it is located in the middle reaches of the Yellow River.
"Why, come with you?"
Shuai Guo said, "You two junior sisters, after eating my meal, and you don't have any money to pay the bill, pay some labor as a reward, don't be too much." ”
When the old beggar heard them say that he was going to Hezhong Mansion, he had an idea in his heart and said, "I also ate your food, and I didn't pay the money, so I will drive for you." ”
Shuai Guo has a headache, why do you have that, and said, "No." ”
"How's that going to work? The old beggar refused to give him a car, and when he ran out of the door, he was put on the carriage and did not come down.
The handsome pot was embarrassed and followed out.
"Old beggar, come down. ”
"No, I don't come down. ”
Shuai Guo threatened, "Don't you look at it, this is that, in the wilderness, if you are like this, I will kill you with a sword." ”
The old beggar looked righteous, "Even if I die, I won't come down." ”
Helpless, Shuai Guo could only nod in agreement.
"Here you come. ”
The old beggar waved his hand and said, "I don't know how to drive." ”
You can't drive, then you call it a ghost. Shuai Guo served the old beggar and let Wu Dao drive.
In Wu Dao's heart, he ate someone else's meal and owed someone a favor, since you asked me to drive a carriage for you, then I will repay you this favor.
Got straight into the carriage and pulled up the reins.
And Shuai Guo, Lu Yun got into the carriage, the old beggar glared at him, and Shuai Guo said, "You don't know how to drive a carriage, why are you coming up?"
"I'm also going to Hezhong Mansion, you take me for a ride. ”
Shuai Guo said: "Don't bring it." ”
The old beggar stood directly in front of the carriage, and if you don't let me get into the carriage, then I won't get out of the way, and let your horse trample me to death.
Before Shuai Guo could speak, Wu Dao scolded, "Old beggar, do you want to touch porcelain?"
"I'm just touching porcelain. ”
Wu Dao scolded a few more words, the old beggar was indifferent, closed his eyes, what can you do to me.
The handsome pot is served, in addition to being thick-skinned, this product will also play hooligan, let him get in the car.
The old beggar opened his eyes, and the beggar got into the carriage with a fart.