Chapter 65: The Two Blossoms of Stylistics (The Third Update, Asking for Recommendations!)

Teacher Six's speech was arranged in the multimedia auditorium of the school's C teaching, and when Chen Yuan and Liu Dali arrived, there was already a long queue at the gate.

An old man wearing a red Tang costume and gold-rimmed glasses who looked like a scholar was signing and selling books.

Chen Yuan recognized the identity of the other party at a glance, it was the sixth teacher who was recently criticized on the Internet and was on the cusp.

In fact, he is a relatively boring person, and when he has free time, he rarely uses digital products to surf the Internet except for playing Dota.

It's just that the recent "Six Studies" are so popular that even Director Qi in his department is a good person, so he can't avoid being exposed to it.

In all fairness, he didn't dislike Teacher Six, it was more of a herd ridicule.

Subsequently, there was a long and mechanized signing process, and in the end, Chen Yuan had to buy a copy of "Six Teachers' Journey to the West" before he could enter the market.

Ten minutes later, all the staff entered the venue, and the sixth teacher began to prepare for the speech in high spirits, and the elective teachers of Chen Yuan and Liu Dali made guest appearances on the side.

"Hey, brother, are you ready for the question? ”

Liu vigorously pushed Chen Yuan's shoulder.

"No, I'll think about it later. ”

Chen Yuan yawned, after a night of cultivation, he only longed for a vigorous sleep now.

At this time, Teacher Six began to give a lecture on his journey to the west according to the script, some of the ups and downs of filming TV back then, and of course, there are indispensable, and he personally hacked a certain movie, Sun Wukong's walking posture.

Liu Dali told him before that almost all of Teacher Liu's speeches had no change in their lines, and Chen Yuan was still skeptical, but now that he looks at it, well, it really is.......

"Two ID cards", "Children's problems", "Jokes are not nonsense", "Apology warning", .......

In the nearly ten-minute speech, Teacher Six reinterpreted these classic quotations of the Six Learnings in a lively performance form, which made the audience satisfied.

"Teacher Six...... I probably didn't know that my words were so popular on the Internet, right?"

Chen Yuan thought so.

Although he occasionally likes to play with memes, he can understand the problem when he thinks about it deeply.

After all, when you are older, your thinking is Jianghua, and it is reasonable to speak repeatedly.

In fact, let alone the sixth teacher, it is a 10,000-year-old true immortal like Liu Quanfu, every time he brags, he is the old three, and the adjectives are not changed.

After all, the law of the human repeater is juxtaposed with the law of "truth" of the young philosopher Wang Jingze, and no one can escape it in the universe.

After slowly giving a positive energy speech, he began to enter the question session, Chen Yuan was thinking about whether to raise his hand, but he didn't expect the sixth master to walk to the stage with good interest and take the initiative to ask:

"Students, is there any story behind Journey to the West, do you want to ask, just ask!"

"Blossom and you're done!"

In the audience, I don't know who came up with a sentence, the audience burst into laughter, and Mr. Wu on the side hurriedly stopped, but I didn't expect everyone to reach a certain fit.

Teacher Six frowned, the confusion on his face was greater than his anger.

Mr. Wu, who was in charge of the preparation of this speech, had a green face, thinking that all the people who came were a group of fans of Journey to the West, but he didn't expect to invite a room of six scholars!

There's no way, there are still school leaders present, and the platform will continue to open.

She glanced under the lookout, took the microphone and walked to Liu Dali in the first row, and said with a smirk: "This classmate, what question do you want to ask Teacher Six?"

"I ....... my ......."

Liu Dali was still coaxing just now, shouting the Six Scriptures, and he was suddenly ordered in person, and he suddenly panicked, and his brain was blank.

The atmosphere suddenly came to a stalemate, and the six scholars in the audience also focused their eyes on this stupid big man.

Chen Yuan knew that the dead friend was a straw bag, after all, the last two books were all stuffed by his father, so he had to take out a pen and write a few questions about the later stage of Journey to the West, and handed them over.

Unexpectedly, Liu Dali was unconscious, his square face turned red, he was entangled for a long time, and said astringently:

"I'd like to ask...... Teacher 6 ....... Monkey King...... How many girlfriends do you have?"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter, and even Chen Yuan shook his head and smiled bitterly, saying that he was hopeless.

It's so weird, at this time, he still has six studies in his heart, and this son can be awarded the doctor of six studies.

Teacher Wu glared at him fiercely, and then smiled and said, "The problem of our school's classmates can really be regarded as unconventional, and the time is limited, why don't we let Teacher Six perform a piece of Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King for the students?"

"Good! Culture and sports are blooming! Promote Chinese culture!"

"I want to see the Monkey King, which is co-produced by China and the United States!"

"Teacher Six, how many ID cards do you have!"

A group of six scholars began to coax, but fortunately, most of the students were still relatively rational, and they just applauded loudly, and most of the coaxing was drowned out, and it was not too harsh when it was transmitted to the stage.

Still, Teacher Six seemed to hear it.

His expression became gloomy, and his fiery eyes were like a sharp man, as if Wukong was reincarnated.

He took the golden hoop stick handed over by the staff, and after a hearty and ornamental waving, he walked to the podium and said domineeringly:

"Students, I know that there have been a lot of messages about me on the Internet recently, I just want to say that no matter how others slander me, the image of the Monkey King I play is the most positive and most in line with the original work, there are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand audiences, but I hope that in the hearts of your generation, there is only one Monkey King!"

He paused affectionately, and said: "In addition, you can pay attention to the fact that in the second half of this year, China and the United States will co-produce ......."

Before the word "beat" was finished, all the lights in the audience were extinguished, and an invisible suppressive energy quietly enveloped the audience......

"Great Immortal, there is a demonic spirit!"

The bull demon on Chen Yuan's watch suddenly woke up and used his consciousness to transmit his voice.

"I feel it too. ”

Chen Yuan got up suddenly, pushed Liu Dali, and said sharply: "Dali, you go quickly!"

"Dry ...... Isn't it just a power outage, brother?"

Liu Dali looked confused.

"I'll leave if you tell you to go!"

Chen Yuanmeng's push directly pushed Liu Dali, who was 1.85 meters tall, a few steps in a row.

"What about you, if you want to slip together, it's a big deal to rebuild the exam together!"

Liu Dali looked open.

"Okay, there's no time, it's my brother who believes me once, go to the school gate and wait for me!

The auditorium was dark, and the demonic aura was getting heavier and heavier, and under the reflection of Chen Yuan's soul sense, ghosts were surging in the void, and a pair of huge claws with white bones had stretched out......

Chen Yuan didn't care much, pushed him out of the side door, and slammed the door shut!

At this moment, the people in the auditorium did not know that danger was coming, and they were still immersed in the harmonious atmosphere of the Six Studies.

On the stage, several staff members are debugging the emergency lighting facility.

"You also deserve to call yourself Monkey King!"

A terrible female voice came in the air, and everyone looked up, but there was nothing.