Chapter 18: Dogs and Rabbits
Wu Gang laughed even worse, and was about to disgust the rabbit again, when he suddenly found that the situation seemed to be a little wrong, where did the sound of squirming grass come from?
Wu Gang was about to go around to the other side of the rabbit to see the situation.
As a result, Qin Shou followed in a circle and didn't let him look at it.
"Stop!" Wu Gang suddenly had a bad premonition and shouted.
As a result, Qin Shou ran away!
This run, Wu Gang saw clearly, his straw sandals were only half the size of the gnawed!
Qin Shou shouted as he ran: "Wu Gang, are you stupid for me? Your shoes are a magic weapon! Will the magic weapon be dirty? The fairy shoes are spotless, right? Besides, Master Rabbit, I am here to survive, don't say that you wear it, even if this thing is dirty, I will eat it!"
Qin Shou is not exaggerating at all, if he is the only one, he would rather starve to death than eat.
But now, with one more Chang'e as a concern, he will never allow himself to die.
In order to survive, let alone eat a shoe that is cleaner than anything on earth, even if it is really dirty, he will do it!
This is Qin Shou, who is dissolute and uninhibited on the outside, but in his bones he is a stubborn bull who has identified the direction and will never look back!
Wu Gang was really anxious this time, and yelled: "Dead rabbit, if you eat my shoe, I will chase you to your house!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he squeaked, braked urgently, raised his ears, raised his eyebrows, and said, "What are you talking about?"
Seeing this, Wu Gang had an idea, and looked at Qin Shou with a wicked smile.
Qin Shou suddenly had a bad premonition, could the thing he was most worried about still have to happen?
I heard Wu Gang laugh evilly: "Wait until you go to your house, don't blame me for telling Chang'e all your crimes!"
When Qin Shou heard this, his ears immediately drooped, and he clicked his lips and asked, "Wu Gang, have you talked to someone before?"
Wu Gang was stunned, he didn't understand why Qin Shou asked this, and subconsciously shook his head and said, "No, what's wrong?"
Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang with a sympathetic expression, threw his shoes to Wu Gang and said, "It's nothing...... Give it back to you, I'm afraid of you. ”
Wu Gang said: "Are you afraid?
Qin Shou said: "You are wrong...... It's not that I'm afraid, but I suddenly feel that it's all single dogs, but I'm from ten years, and you're from a million years, so I sympathize with you. ”
"What single dog?" Wu Gang asked puzzled.
Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "It's okay, let's go, see you another day." ”
", never see you again!" Wu Gang raised his leg and was about to kick again!
As a result, Qin Shou was not afraid, he tilted his head, as if a star appeared in his eyes, and looked at Wu Gang's slightly raised left foot with a longing expression.
Wu Gang looked at his shoes and quickly changed one foot.
As a result, there was a whoosh!
When he looked up, the rabbit had already run away with a white spot, and a cloud of smoke behind his buttocks pulled high, like a motorboat on the sea.
Wu Gang was speechless for a moment, put on his shoes, and found that the shoes could only block the back heels, and half of the soles of his feet were outside......
"Damn, is this rabbit a dog? bite everything!" After scolding, Wu Gang shook his head, went back with his pants, and didn't think about anything along the way, just figuring out how to prevent the rabbit from blackmailing what little thing he had left.
No matter what Wu Gang thought, Qin Shou was bouncing home, touching his belly, and sighed: "I don't know what this belly is made of, and I can't eat magic weapons in a row, but it's just a support, and this support seems to have no upper limit." ”
Qin Shou shook his head, thinking of what Wu Gang had said, he was sick, his innate vitality was lost, and it was not an ordinary loss, without a massive amount of vitality, he couldn't be cured at all.
In the past, he thought that a large amount was to be full, but now it seems that this definition is really massive!
This illness is not good for a day, Qin Shou is like a fish in his throat, and the pressure in his heart can never be relieved.
However, after returning to the door of his cave, Qin Shou immediately hid all the pressure from his face.
No matter how sad it is, you can't take it home!
This is Qin Shou's principle, the sky is falling outside, and he is smashed all over his body, whether it is good that he is bruised, before he goes home, he will definitely clean up, and there will be no traces left.
In his own words, a man, just carry all the sorrows by himself, drag them home, and let his wife, children, and parents worry and be afraid, what kind of man is that?
Similarly, in Qin Shou's opinion, there is nothing that cannot be resolved when he goes home and sees his relatives who feel sorry for him.
So, he's really relaxed, not pretended.
"Where did you go again? Look, I got a lot of osmanthus flowers! Come and eat some!" As soon as Chang'e saw Qin Shou, she immediately beckoned Qin Shou to come over and eat.
Qin Shou looked at those osmanthus flowers and made a bed full!
The fragrance of osmanthus permeated the entire cave, and the fragrance of flowers filled the breath and nose.
Qin Shou squinted his eyes and said, "If you don't worry about eating and drinking, there is such a floral fragrance here every day, and it is actually not bad to stay here." ”
For the first time, Qin Shou had this kind of thought, and then this idea began to take root in his heart......
"What are you doing? Go eat it. Chang'e knocked Qin Shou's little head.
Qin Shou smiled and said, "I'm full, what else do I eat?" ”
Chang'e said with concern in her little domineering: "No! You have to eat! Eat more, it will only be good for you, there is no harm, you still have a body." ”
Qin Shou followed and said in the same tone: "What kind of body do I have? You've only grown up. ”
Chang'e was stunned and asked rhetorically: "I'm also so old, what do I look like?"
Qin Shou glanced at Chang'e's chest, but his eyelashes were long, and he watched the film for many years to watch the whole screen, and returned to his position in an instant, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he played it to the fullest at this moment!
Sure enough, the grinning Chang'e didn't see Qin Shou's sneering glance at all, but stood up with her waist crossed and said, "Do you want to eat?"
Qin Shou raised his head with a generous and righteous expression, and said unyieldingly: "Don't eat!"
Chang'e is not a reactionary after all, and she can't think of torture such as chili water on the tiger chair and cold water on the leather whip.
So, Chang'e flattened her mouth and said angrily: "If you don't eat, I won't eat either!
Qin Shou saw that Chang'e was angry, so he immediately coaxed, leaned over, and said cautiously: "Angry?"
Chang'e pouted and ignored Qin Shou.
Qin Shou pulled the two rabbit ears, pulled the rabbit ears under his chin, like a small hat, his eyes rolled, he had an idea, leaned over, and said, "Or, let's play a game, whoever loses will eat?"
When Chang'e heard this, she immediately became interested and asked, "What game?"
"Rock-paper-scissors, have you ever played?" Qin Shou asked.
Chang'e shook her head......
Qin Shou was speechless for a while, sure enough, the world is different, many things are different, this girl has never even played with rock-paper-scissors.