Chapter 37: Be Your Ancestor
Qin Shou clicked his lips and said in a low voice: "Come on, I know it's awesome, you tell me now." If the two of them fight, how long will it take to decide the winner?"
The old liar was stunned for a moment, and didn't understand what Qin Shou meant, but after thinking about it, he said: "The two of them are half a catty and eight taels, unless Yao Bofu really invites the ancestral box to come, otherwise, the two of them will not score for three days and three nights." ”
Qin Shou slapped his face and said, "Great!
After speaking, Qin Shou put away the sofa and ran away with the old liar and the monkey one by one.
Sun Wukong didn't understand what the situation was, and the old liar looked up at the direction where the rabbit was running, and suddenly realized: "Rabbit, you are still bad......!"
In the sky, Yao Bofu and Gou Yun continued to argue, and everyone's attention was also on the two of them, and everyone might have found out about the departure of the rabbit and the other three, but no one cared.
After all, today's protagonists are Yao Bofu and Gou Yun.
Of course, there is one person who cares, and that is to be crushed under the golden hoop rod.
As soon as the golden rod was withdrawn, he finally crawled out, and sat on the ground and looked around, his eyes blank.
He really wanted to pretend to be forced or something, but Gou Yun and Yao Bofu even took out the innate spirit treasure, and he really didn't have any big capital now.
In the end, he sighed and walked away, but when he left, he didn't forget to scold: "Dead rabbit!"
Qin Shou took the old liar and Sun Wukong and slipped directly into the Lingling Ancient City, and did not stop when he entered the city, and went straight to the Jiuzhi Mountain in the middle.
The last time I came, and the masters below the Heavenly Immortal were not there, the three of them easily blended into the mountains.
When he passed Sanxigang, he heard the laughter of Gou Yun behind him, and then Yao Bofu was furious, and then the mountains shook for a while, and obviously the two of them still fought.
Sun Wukong glanced back, clicked his lips and said, "It's a pity to miss a good battle." ”
Qin Shou said indifferently: "Fighting is a bad boy's business, go quickly, go early and return early, so as not to be caught." When the time comes, it will not be missed, but directly involved. ”
The three of them climbed over a hill, estimating that no one saw it, and they were about to soar through the clouds, but they heard someone shouting at the bottom of the mountain: "Flying on the mountain, don't you want to live?"
The three of them were stunned, there were still people here?
The three of them looked down, and there was a huge stone like a hill at the bottom of the mountain, and the stone was like a dragon opening its mouth, and some huge stones had been piled up on the stone, and in front of the stone was a small lake, and there was a small hut in the middle, and in front of the thatched hut stood an old man, who was blowing his beard and staring at them.
The old liar rubbed his eyes and said, "Did you see this last time you came?"
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "I followed the crowd at that time, and I didn't pay attention. ”
Sun Wukong said: "I haven't been here." ”
The old liar thought about it carefully and said, "Last time, although this place was open, but if you think about it carefully, in fact, everyone was fooled at that time. At that time, the Yu clan arranged countless men and women to form a human wall, reciting ancient poems with great momentum, and paying tribute to Emperor Shun. We walked in the corridor of people, all the way up the mountain, and our attention was attracted, plus the people drove people, and we didn't pay attention to the surrounding scene at all.
Moreover, if I guessed correctly, the Yu clan should have opened the formation at that time, so that we couldn't see the appearance of the surroundings clearly.
Otherwise, as far as I can remember, I would never have felt a little strange everywhere I went. ”
Qin Shou nodded and said, "What you said makes sense, but what should this old man do?"
The old liar said: "Cold salad, let's go ours, what does he do?"
Sun Wukong said: "Beat to death with a stick?"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes, jumped down directly and said, "You can't be brighter as a man?" ”
Hearing this, the old liar scolded: "Are you embarrassed to say that it is light? It seems that you thought of taking advantage of the chaos to run in and steal something......
Qin Shou didn't pay attention to him at all, and when he went down the mountain, the old man said hello, and sat on the wooden table in the old man's yard, took a sip of the teapot in his arms, and then said with a click: "No tea......"
The old man was obviously stunned, obviously he had never seen such a self-familiar, shameless rabbit.
However, the old man's temper was very good, and he smiled: "In the deep mountains and wild forests, where can you get any tea." The old decay usually puts two leaves to soak to moisten the throat. Where did the three immortal elders come from and where are they going?"
The old liar immediately raised his head, and said in a fairy manner: "The poor road comes from the sky......
Syllable!
A stone fell on the old liar's head, and the old liar glared at Qin Shou angrily.
Qin Shou patted the injured soil and said, "What nonsense? An ordinary old man, you have to deceive, what can you deceive? Can't you change your virtue?"
The old liar's angry mouth was crooked, he simply stopped talking, and raised his head while holding the teapot, but there was nothing in the pot! Angry, he glanced at Qin Shou, as if to say: "You TM water tank!"
Sun Wukong looked at Qin Shou, looked at the old liar, and then looked at the old man, he found that the breath on the old man's body was an ordinary person, so he didn't care.
Qin Shou sat on the table, waved his hand and said: "We are from Tiannan and Haibei, we are ordinary monks, there is nothing else to do when we come to the mountain, just to find Shun Gongshi, bow down, and beg his old man to pass on some skills." Brother, what do you call it?"
Brothers?
The old man paused again, and looked at Qin Shou's fat rabbit with a strange expression, as if to say, you call a little rabbit and my half-cut old man brother?
Qin Shou also saw it, and said with a smile: "Don't look at me like this, if you really talk about age, I may be able to be your ancestor." ”
The old liar nodded with satisfaction and said, "Yes, yes...... Pangu has my view of the opening of the sky, and I sleep outside the Zixiao Palace......"
Syllable!
Another stone fell on the head of the old liar.
The old liar stared at the rabbit angrily: "Are you still finished?"
Qin Shou said directly: "You have to brag, there is a cow outside, you go and blow it slowly." Don't talk nonsense here!"
The old liar turned his head, and sure enough, there was really a cow under a big tree outside! What was even more excessive was that the cow even threw a wink at him and smiled, and raised his hind legs by the way, quite a bit of hooking up with him!
The old liar hurriedly looked down at the soles of his feet and counted the ants.
Qin Shou continued: "Brother, although this old thing loves to brag when he speaks, his life is definitely not short, I estimate that it will be at least a thousand years. ”
The old liar blew his beard and glared, "Rabbit, do you mean that the scourge will last for a thousand years?"
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "I didn't say it!"
The old liar was completely speechless......
Qin Shou continued to say to the old man: "Look, this person is all old and confused, and he scolds himself. ”
The old liar's face was resentful.
Qin Shou pointed at the monkey and said, "Among the three of us, the monkey is the youngest, and it should be four hundred years old." So, let's call you brother, you don't lose!"
The old man was completely amused, then pulled over a small wooden stool, sat down and said, "Well, it's not a loss. Old man introduced himself, my name is Hua Chongyao, and I live here. The three of them went up the mountain to find Shun Gongshi, but you know, if you want to find Shun Gongshi, you should have Xiangfeizhu to guide the way. ”
As soon as Qin Shou stretched out his hand, the old liar snorted, turned his head arrogantly, and ignored him.
Qin Shou turned around, followed, looked up at the old liar, and continued to stretch out his hand.
The old liar turned his head again, like an angry little girl.
Qin Shou followed again, grinned, once, and said with a smile: "Don't be so stingy, come, give the master a smile." ”