Chapter 9: The Woman Doesn't Move

"I understand you big-headed ghost! Li Ziye, I respect you as a senior before I took you in! Don't take an inch!" Yun Xiaoye roared at Li Ziye.

Li Ziye clenched his fists and made a clicking sound, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and said, "I said don't yell at me." ”

Yun Xiaoxie saw that her face was not good, her momentum suddenly withered, and she smiled disgustingly, and said, "I have a loud voice, I don't blame you, it's really not...... Don't come here, this is my territory...... Oops! The gentleman doesn't move his hands...... Ouch...... You can't move your feet...... Ah......h

After a burst of screams, Li Ziye got up from Yun Xiaoxie, blinked his mouth, and said, "How long have you not taken a bath?"

Yun Xiaoxie's arms and shoulders were bitten by Li Ziye in many places, he grinned in pain, got up and hid far away, and said painfully: "I really fell for eight lifetimes when I met you! Too brutal, too bloody, are you a woman!"

Li Ziye said innocently: "You said that the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, I fully respect your wishes and talk to you, but you are still not satisfied, what do you want? If you are not satisfied, you can bite me back." ”

"Crazy, crazy!" Yun Xiaoxiao rushed out of the door, ran back just a few steps, and grabbed the "Wonderful Girl Cloud Smoke Picture" on the table.

"Slow, you can go, you have to stay. This painting is related to the safety of the world, and it cannot leave my sight. ”

"Grandma, what do you want me to do? Look at me biting me! I'm going to treat my injuries now, you haven't rinsed your mouth for hundreds of years, and it is estimated that your teeth are full of viruses, and if you don't treat them in time, you will die!"

"It's okay to heal the wound, but the painting has to stay. ”

"Ah!" Yun Xiaoye shouted, slammed the door, and yelled at the door: "I'm not going anywhere, the painting is here!"

There is a stone table and four stone benches in the courtyard, and Li Ziye sits alone on the stone bench with his chin propped up in a daze.

Not long after, several teenage disciples came carrying screens, bath buckets, dressers and other items, and she immediately stood up and directed the teenagers to carry them into her room.

These people had never seen Li Ziye at all, and when they saw her commanding with the appearance of a master, everyone was suspicious.

A little girl stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes and said, "This senior sister, who are you? Do you want to live here?"

Li Ziye smiled: "My name is Li Ziye, and I am Yun Xiaoxie's...... You don't understand it. ”

The little girl stuck out her tongue and said in a low voice: "Senior Sister Li, let me tell you, Senior Brother Xiaoxiao is not a good person, you don't want to fall for him, he is a famous big rat in Shushan, he is abducted and stolen, gathers people to gamble, and I heard that he has stolen several senior sisters' underwear." ”

Li Ziye smiled even more and said, "It's okay, I won't fall for him." Thank you. ”

After sending away a few little disciples, Li Ziye said to himself: "It seems that my guess is not wrong at all, Yun Xiaoxie, this stinky boy is really not a righteous gentleman!"

By dusk, other things were being delivered one after another, and a room that had been stacked with miscellaneous items was now cleaned and looked good.

Li Ziye lay on the soft eiderdown quilt, looking at the beams above her head, her expression was a little complicated, and she fell into deep thought.

Six hundred years have passed since she woke up, and her mind is still at the age of fifteen, although she looks like no one else, she can still beat Yun Xiaoyi to relieve her boredom. In fact, there are countless thoughts whirling in her heart.

Her master, her sisters, all her familiar people have disappeared from this world.

In the past few days, she has also thought about why she slept for 600 years in one sleep, and the reason for this should be the "Wonderful Girl Cloud and Smoke Picture" that she carried with her at that time. It is said that the eight pictures of the heavenly machine are wonderful and the heavenly machine goes straight to the heavenly path, which seems to be absolutely false, otherwise it is impossible to explain why he can sleep for 600 years without dying and not getting old.

"Is the stinky woman gone?" Yun Xiaoyi saw that the sky was already dark, and quietly opened the door through a crack with the "Wonderful Girl Cloud Smoke Picture", and saw that there was no one in the courtyard, so he walked out of the room lightly.

"Squeak...... The door next door opened, and Li Ziye walked out and said, "Where are you going?"

"Oops, I'm scared to death!" Yun Xiaoye patted his chest and said, "I'm going to have dinner, do you want to go with me?"

Li Ziye said: "Still holding that painting when eating?"

Yun Xiaoye looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Of course, what if it is stolen? I don't want to stay up for the rest of my life and be pecked by the house sparrows." ”

Li Ziye said angrily: "You have no silver three hundred taels here! No one else wanted to steal from you, but seeing that you are holding an ancient painting so preciously, it is really unreasonable not to steal you." Didn't I tell you before? The most dangerous place is also the safest place. You know what it means to be dark, right?"

"That's right!" Yun Xiaoxie suddenly had a flash of inspiration, patted his head and said: "What you said is really reasonable, I just threw him on the pile of garbage in the house, others must not know that this is a treasure!"

Thinking of this, the guy ran back to the room and threw the ancient painting in the corner, and found that it was still a little inappropriate, and got some shabby things to cover it at random, like a pile of small garbage.

After finishing this, he clapped his hands and walked out, and said secretly in his heart: "I always dreamed of getting the Eight Pictures of Heavenly Machines, but now I have a pair in my hand and I am worried and afraid, it is really unreasonable." ”

He walked up to Li Ziye and said, "Don't hit me!"

Li Ziye said: "If you don't mess with me, I naturally won't beat you, and I'm not a violent maniac." Let's go, take me around Samsara Peak, after all, I haven't been here for 600 years. ”

The reincarnation peak has not changed much, both the houses and the terrain pattern are almost exactly the same as six hundred years ago, and even the few large bluestones on the bluestone road in front of the door have not moved in the slightest.

Li Ziye was sad, listening to Yun Xiaoxie's explanation, and unconsciously came to a disciple's canteen.

This is one of the largest disciple canteens in Samsara Peak, which can accommodate thousands of people at the same time. Because the composition of the entire Shushan Sect includes the main peak of the Reincarnation Peak and the surrounding suspended peaks, only about half of the tens of thousands of disciples live on the suspended peaks, and the remaining half of the disciples live on the Reincarnation Peak.

From the mountainside to the top of the mountain, it is thousands of feet high, densely packed with ancient temple houses. There are a total of more than a dozen canteens for disciples to eat.

However, disciples rarely come here, and generally some of the elder's disciples live together, dozens or a dozen people open their own small stoves, and the master and apprentice eat together, so they don't have to come to the canteen at all.

When he arrived at the dining hall, Yun Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "I'll introduce you to a good friend of mine." ”

Li Ziye Qi said: "Didn't your Senior Sister Mu say that you have no friends?"

Yun Xiaoxie's face darkened, and he said: "You don't have any friends, I have a lot of friends in Shushan, and they are all good brothers who grew up wearing open pants!

Li Ziye said: "Don't call me Senior Li, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, you still call me Ziye or Yezi." ”

"This ...... It's okay, anyway, you don't have a little bit of what your predecessors should be, I'll still call you Ye Zi in the future. ”

Yun Xiaoxie walked into the dining hall step by step and shouted, "My intimate good brother...... Ah, don't run, fatty...... It's me...... Your boss is a little evil!"

I saw a little fat man wearing a white chef's hat cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and when he heard the voice, he dropped the dishes and chopsticks and ran away before he saw Yun Xiaoxie, as if he had seen a ghost.

Li Ziye sneered and said, "This is the good friend you are talking about?"

Yun Xiaoye was greatly embarrassed and said, "There must be a misunderstanding in this! Actually, I don't know Wang Fatzi well, so I can't be regarded as friends...... Fatty, you come back to me!"

"Ah......h Why are your hair and eyebrows gone?"

"Don't worry about these details!

The little fat man walked tremblingly in front of Yun Xiaoxie, with a bitter face, and said: "Little evil boss, you spare me, I was instigated by you to steal the belly pocket of Senior Sister Linlang of Jade Girl Feng last month, and as a result, I was punished for facing the wall for a full month! I can't compare with you, you have a background and background, not to mention that the head of the family is your own father, even those elders in the elders' house are protecting you nine times out of ten!

Yun Xiaoye said embarrassedly: "Can we stop talking about that incident last month?" I made a miscalculation, I didn't expect Senior Sister Linlang to return to the room so soon......"

The little fat man named Wang Budong said: "Okay, let's not mention the matter of stealing Senior Sister Linlang's belly pocket last month, then let's talk about the incident last month when you instigated me to steal Senior Brother Zhao's love letter......

"Oops, it's been so long, can you be generous...... Yun Xiaoye patted Chubby's shoulder and said, "Introduce you to my friend, Li Ziye!"

Xiaopang glanced at Li Ziye and said, "I have heard in the afternoon that you disappeared for four days and tricked a beautiful girl back from outside." This Miss Li, I advise you to stay away from Yun Xiaoxie, it will definitely not be good to get close to him......"

"Get out!" Yun Xiaoye kicked him and said to Li Ziye: "He is maliciously slandering my character, don't believe his words." ”

Li Ziye said: "Forget it, I don't care about this, let's get some food to eat." ”

The two of them were not very hungry because they had eaten Bigu Dan in the cave, and Li Ziye just ate a little bit and put down the chopsticks, but Yun Xiaoxi, even if he was not hungry, he was gobbling it up, grabbing a greasy pig's trotter with both hands and gnawing it, looking extremely obscene.

Li Ziye frowned and said, "Are you really so hungry?"

Yun Xiaoye said while eating wildly: "I haven't eaten for a few days, so I have to eat what fell a few days ago." ”

Li Ziye shook his head, he couldn't see what Yun Xiaoxie was thinking in his heart, drinking alone, thinking about his thoughts.

It didn't take long for Xiaopang to be almost busy, and when he saw that Yun Xiaoye and the two were still sitting there eating, he walked over and said, "Little evil boss, it's really time for you to come back, I heard that you disappeared the day before yesterday and thought you ran away from home to wander the world." Tomorrow is a wonderful battle between the disciples in the sect, in order to fight the magic battle in three months, I heard that most of the elite disciples of the six veins and seven peaks will participate!"

Yun Xiaoxiao smiled: "That's why I'm coming back for this, just wait, tomorrow I will definitely be able to beat the crowd!"

"Yes, this is a rare event for our Shushan faction...... Wait, what did you just say? Do you want to beat the crowd? Do you also want to participate in the fighting competition?" "Little Fat suddenly laughed and shouted, "Little evil boss, haha, you want to participate in the competition? Don't make a fuss, okay, just you? Just your two brushes?"

Yun Xiaoye was angry and said, "Is my cultivation poor?"

Chubby smiled: "It's not bad, it's very, very, very bad." Do you think this is the usual kind of petty fighting? This is to participate in the last fighting method competition of the Heart Demon War, and the people who are eligible to participate are all elite disciples of all veins, even the senior brother Gu Yufeng specially rushed back to participate, I heard that Han Xuemei, the love fairy of Jade Girl Peak, Zuo Kui and Zuo Long of Yujian Peak, and other outstanding disciples of various veins have also rushed back from outside, they are at least in the Jindan realm, and it is said that there are many who have reached the realm of flying swords. ”