Chapter 142: The Four Dragons Meeting Plotting Rabbits
Wenqu Xingjun laughed and said, "The one on the moon." ”
"This dead rabbit ......" Li Jing was silent for a moment.
Wenqu Xingjun laughed and said: "Go, go to the moon to make trouble, I can run for the next Heavenly King." ”
Li Jing narrowed his eyes: "Did you do it on purpose?"
Wenqu Xingjun then changed, had an extra pot of tea in his hand, poured himself a cup, and then put it on the table, and said lightly: "The cause and effect of that rabbit's body, the chaotic reversal of heaven, can't be calculated, can't see through...... I can't keep an eye on him, something goes wrong, and I'm helpless. Hey......"
Speaking of helplessness, Wenqu Xingjun thought of the unbearable days of squatting in the toilet......
Looking at Wenqu Xingjun's helplessness, Li Jing obviously misunderstood, and said, "What the hell is going on with this rabbit? The Jade Emperor takes great care of him, you seem to know something, right?"
Wenqu Xingjun said: "I know, I don't know, why do I want to tell you?"
Li Jing was stunned, although he wanted to give Wenqu Xingjun a slap, but, it seems, what people said makes sense......
Wenqu Xingjun continued to drink tea and said, "Heavenly King, you have been bitten by a snake for ten years and are afraid of the well rope, are you still worried about Nezha's matter and refuse to let go?"
"Fart!" Li Jing was furious.
Wenqu Xingjun was not afraid of him, and continued: "I think you just can't let it go, I'm afraid that your daughter will be better than you when she grows up." You have a Linglong Pagoda dedicated to Nezha, but you don't have Zhenying. Are you so afraid that she will grow up and beat you?"
"Fart! Zhenying is not Nezha's stinky boy, she has no grievances, why is she chasing and killing me?"
"Then what are you afraid of? If you are not afraid, you will let her cultivate, you will not let her cultivate, and you will say that you are not afraid?
Li Jing said angrily: "What am I afraid of? I don't let her cultivate because of ......."
When Wenqu Xingjun heard this, a gleam flashed in his eyes.
When Li Jing was about to speak, he suddenly stopped, and then glared at Wenqu Xingjun and said, "Don't try to talk to me!"
Then Li Jing reached out to get the teacup......
A look of disappointment flashed in Wenqu Xingjun's eyes, but he still said, "There is a charge for drinking tea." ”
And at this moment, Li Jing had already poured the tea into his mouth, and he stared at Wenqu Xingjun with his eyes wide.
Wenqu Xingjun said: "Swallow it and double." ”
"Poof!" Li Jing squirted a sip of tea on the ground and said, "Are you robbing?"
Wenqu Xingjun said: "I'm robbing, do you want to be together?"
"Who did you learn from?, how do I think you've learned badly?" Li Jing said angrily.
Wenqu Xingjun looked up at the ceiling, and in the texture on the ceiling, he seemed to see an extremely shameless, swishing rabbit...... So he sighed, "I said, I learned from that rabbit, do you believe it?"
"It's that dead rabbit again!" Li Jing was really angry, and suddenly got up and said, "I'll go clean up the rabbit first, and then come back to settle accounts with you!"
"Go ahead, don't send it. Long Huai, prepare the coffin, and we will go back to collect the body. Wenqu Xingjun said with a smile.
When Li Jing heard this, his body trembled, kicked open the door, and left in a huff......
Li Jing walked out of the South Heavenly Gate, and Mo Lihai immediately stepped forward and said, "Heavenly King, where are you going?"
Li Jing really wanted to reply, "Go to the moon to hunt rabbits!" But what he blurted out was: "Temporary check! I saw you dozing off just now, and this month's military salary has been deducted!"
"Huh?" Mo Lihai originally came to pat the horse's ass, but unexpectedly, he slapped the horse's leg all of a sudden.
Did he sleep? His eyes were bigger than a light bulb, why did he doze off?
However, Li Jing spoke, what could he say if his boss said it? He could only pinch his nose and admit it, and shouted with a crying voice: "Yes!"
It's just that this shout is about to vomit blood, who did he provoke? He just wanted to say hello......
This time, Mo Lihai really regretted changing positions with Mo Lishou, since he saw that rabbit, he seems to have been unlucky today, not good!
He decided, when he went back, he would change it back immediately!
"Very good, stand guard well, don't slack off!" After Li Jing finished speaking, he turned around and went back to Heaven, entered the gate, looked in the direction of the book mountain, touched his wallet, and finally shook his head and scolded: "You deserve to be the ninth old!
After making a crooked fortune, Li Jing's mood was a little more comfortable, but he still couldn't swallow this breath in his heart.
Thinking about Li Zhenying's situation, he became more and more angry...... After thinking about it, he was still unwilling, and when he returned home, he drank three jars of wine, and sat there in a daze.
At this time, the housekeeper came over: "Master, the Dragon King of the Four Seas has always had one heart, and if they join you tomorrow, it will be a big trouble." You see, do you want to ......"
"What do you want? How big a splash can the four old loaches make? Tomorrow...... Tomorrow?" Li Jing's eyes suddenly lit up when he said this.
Don't say what the hell Li Jing is doing......
After the Dragon King of the South China Sea went back, he immediately went to meet the other three Dragon Kings, and the three of them discussed for a long time and decided to talk about Li Jing tomorrow.
"Li Tianwang's family has a big business and a big background, so we can't make much waves. But that rabbit is a mountain hare, since he is not happy, he caught it and stewed it, where is there so much nonsense?" said Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, domineeringly.
Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, shook his head and said, "Big brother, don't be impatient, although that rabbit is a mountain hare." But there is the shadow of the Peacock Ming King and the Qingyuan Miaodao True Monarch behind him, and I am afraid it is not appropriate to kill it like this. ”
The Dragon King of the North Sea is the youngest of the four dragon kings, named Ao Shun, and Ao Shun followed: "Third brother, you are wrong. This matter, I know the beginning and the end, the peacock king is still Chang'e dancing the peacock dance, for the peacock's name of kindness, so he spoke. Now that the cause and effect have been broken, the Peacock King naturally will no longer care about the life or death of this rabbit.
Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, with a cold personality, made a move because the rabbit seemed to have helped him. In the same way, he returned the favor and would not fight us for a rabbit.
I'm worried about what the rabbit is on its neck!"
"Fishing dragon rope?!" asked Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea, with his eyes lit up.
Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, nodded and said, "Exactly, didn't we see it when we went to Heavenly Court? I'm too familiar with it, I don't know how many evil dragons and evil dragons have been fished away by him, and I can feel the dragon clan ghosts above. The barefoot immortal is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, if he supports this rabbit...... It's not easy to do. ”
The Dragon King of the East China Sea banged on the table and snorted twice: "Although the barefoot immortal is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, he is a scattered immortal after all. The Jade Emperor treated him politely, but it didn't mean that he could meddle in the affairs of the Heavenly Court. Although we are in the lower realm, we are the righteous gods of the heavenly court! With the free management right controlled by the four seas, no matter how far we stay away from the heavenly court, we are also a member of the heavenly court!
Can he still fight us for a rabbit? That is a rebellion, and the Jade Emperor will not care.
We don't necessarily have fewer opportunities to speak than him, not to mention, even if we really can't say it, even if we admit our mistakes, the rabbit has eaten it, can we still spit it out?"
As soon as these words came out, the other dragon kings all laughed and shouted, "It makes sense!"
Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, smiled and said, "In that case, second brother, if you catch a rabbit, you don't need us to make a move, right?"
The Dragon King of the South China Sea laughed and said, "It's a trivial matter! Where is the shrimp general?"
"The minister is here!" a man in armor, eight feet long and eight inches long, stepped forward.
"You go to the moon for a walk, catch that rabbit, do a good job, it's good for you!" said Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea.