Chapter 393: You Made Me Bite
At first, everyone thought that this rabbit was crazy, but now they understand that the rabbit didn't plan to line up from the beginning, so they planned to kill them all, and then logically enter the Genting Tianji. They just thought they were smart, and they fell into the dead rabbit's trap and fell into the dead rabbit's pit! The point is, the coffin board of the pit was covered by themselves......
I have to say that what the giant spirit god said makes sense, and no one can blame him.
But how do you want to be angry, but unfortunately, the rabbit can't beat it, and the giant spirit god can't afford to provoke it, so he can only pinch his nose and endure it.
Qin Shou didn't care about what was happening outside, at this moment, he walked into the Genting Tianji in a hurry, and when he revisited the old place, he only felt extraordinarily cordial.
So, whenever he walked by Qin Shou's side, Qin Shou greeted the other party cordially and said hello, but his voice was too small, adding a mouthful of the earth, the dialect of a small village in Huaxia, and the other party was stunned and didn't understand what he was saying. If you can understand it, you will definitely hear these words: "Steal your underwear ...... secretly"
However, the tone of these words was changed to a Beijing accent by this rabbit, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he seemed to say: "Master, hello? Have you eaten? The dumplings I ate were stuffed with leeks and stained with old vinegar from Shanxi!"
The people who were accosted by Qin Shou also subconsciously said hello to Qin Shou, shook hands, slapped or something.
And then......
Not long after......
"Hey, who saw my Sumeru bag?" a monk shouted.
"Hey, where's my sword?" shouted a swordsman.
"I'm Cao, why did I lose one of my shoes?" a scholar shouted.
"Where's my underwear?!!" a fairy shouted.
......
And somewhere in the corner of Genting Skyset, a rabbit stood there, looking at the stall in front of him.
The vendor was an old man with a three-foot-long beard, and Qin Shou didn't know each other......
However, Qin Shou knew this land, this was the place where he first cheated people. Revisiting the old place, he was quite nostalgic, so he stopped......
Almost at the same time, the old man's eyes lit up, and he shook his head and said: "Daoyou has good eyesight, what I sell in this place, it is all first-class good goods! ”
Qin Shou nodded in agreement, then squatted down and picked up a gossip mirror and asked, "What is this?"
The old man glanced at Qin Shou and said with a smile: "This is the Golden Light Eight Treasures Mirror refined by Taiyi True Gold, and it is the best of the acquired spirit treasures! This is a rare good thing, fellow Daoist, do you want one?"
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Don't, something that will break if you bite it, it's useless." ”
When the old man heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "If you bite it, it will be bad? Fellow Daoist, you don't buy things, and you can't slander other people's treasures indiscriminately, right? This is a bit too unauthentic!"
Qin Shou pointed to the gossip mirror and said, "It's really bad if you bite it." ”
The old man said angrily: "Nonsense! Top Acquired Spirit Treasure, you tell me that it will be bad if you bite it? If you have the ability, you can try it with a bite!"
Then Qin Shou didn't even nod his head, he directly stuffed the gossip mirror into his mouth, and then the old man was dumbfounded, and his heart was dripping blood, and he rattled and ate the gossip mirror!
After eating, the rabbit burped and said, "Look, I didn't lie to you, it's bad when you bite it." I'm telling you, you must have been dropped by someone, or it was a fake! You can't afford to eat it, so you don't know if it's real or not. ”
When the old man heard this, he swallowed back the roar that came to his mouth, and looked at Qin Shou's sincere appearance suspiciously, he really had a little doubt that he had really received a fake.
The old man couldn't help but scold his mother: "Grass! These damn gold ghosts actually give Lao Tzu fakes! Go back and settle accounts with them!"
Qin Shou said: "Yes, this kind of thing can't be tolerated, is it important to do business, the most important thing is integrity, right?"
The old man nodded.
Qin Shou said: "I see that you have just been deceived, blame the pitiful, I won't charge you money for helping you identify things, bye-bye." ”
"Hey, good...... Walk slowly. Huh?" the old man felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
The old man sat on the stall, crossed his legs, touched his chin, and thought about it for a long time, but always felt as if he had been pitted......
At this moment, at a stall not far away, a man shouted, "My baby!"
Then a familiar, incomparably frank voice sounded: "It's all said, fake...... Can I really break it with a single bite?"
"Fart!" the man cried out in disbelief.
Qin Shou said: "Then tell me, what treasure will be broken as soon as you bite it?"
The other party was silent......
"Okay, don't be sad, it's better than being wanted by Heavenly Court after your baby is really sold, right? Look at your sad face, seriously, if I don't make a move, you can think about your consequences yourself. ”
The other party was stunned for a moment, then sighed and said, "Damn, there is a fake......! Thank you, Bunny. I was in too much of a hurry just now...... Don't mind if you don't speak in proportion. ”
"Look at your attitude, you know that you have a good character. Rabbit said.
"Fellow Daoist, why don't you help me see my treasure again?" the man asked.
The rabbit shook his head and said, "Forget it, if you look at something else, you can't tell the truth from the fake." I'm not an all-powerful person, but a few babies can see it. I really can't see the rest of you, if you're not at ease, it's best to find someone to identify them. ”
The man nodded again and again, and even bowed and saluted, "Thank you for your advice!"
The rabbit nodded and saluted, "You're welcome! You're busy, I'll keep walking." ”
The old man looked at this scene, how strange it was, but he couldn't say what was weird.
Although there are many people who come to Genting Tianji, the people who actually do business have always been those few. Everyone went out to collect the treasure, came back to sell, all kinds of hand-over work, all bowed their heads and didn't look up.
So we are all somewhat familiar with each other......
All of you here, which one of you hasn't resold the magic weapon for thousands of years?
Today, basically everyone has a pair of fiery eyes, and they may not receive a fake magic weapon for thousands of years, why did they come to two at once today? This is too much of a coincidence, right?
Just as the old man muttered.
In the distance, another scream was heard: "My baby, you spit it out for me!"
"Fellow Daoist, don't worry? You don't believe it's fake! You let me bite, I bite, it's broken, and you still blame me?"
Listen to the sound, it's the rabbit again!
The old man couldn't sit still any longer, so he got up directly, packed up his things and walked over there.