Seven hundred and fifty-four Dancing Ink Iced Tea
Yan Lanxi patted the fishy smell: "This, make a dish to taste." ”
Xue Cheng's eyes widened: "Master, can you eat this thing?" She didn't know about this non-material, non-spiritual, and non-soul that was pulled from Houttuynia cordata...... I don't know what the fishy smell is, but Master Yan Lanxi actually asked her to make a dish to taste.
"Master, are you serious about eating?"
"When am I not serious?"
Also, Master has always been cute and cute, the kind that can't even make a joke.
Xue Cheng scratched her head, what kind of category is this thing, she hasn't figured it out, there is no high-definition thing, how to do it?
Xue Cheng released his spiritual power to sense, but found that the spiritual power of this thing could not be sensed. She opened the magic eye and used it to check the fishy smell, in the magic eye, this mass of things is intricate, there is time, space, matter, spirit, soul, energy...... Cut constantly, tidy and messy.
"Master, this thing is cooking, can it be eaten? it won't kill people if it eats it, right?" Xue Cheng looked uncertainly at the mass of things suspended in mid-air.
Yan Lanxi said: "That's your duty as a chef, you have to be responsible for making it non-toxic, harmless, and nutritious, otherwise you will be a failed chef." ”
was said by others to be a failed chef, Xue Cheng didn't care, but if he was criticized by the master as a failed chef, Xue Cheng felt shameless in the face of his father and fellow villagers, this is the rhythm of not being able to go home if he is not good at learning...... Wait a minute: "Master, you are the teacher who taught me the cultivation subjects, right? It seems that it is not your responsibility that I failed to be a chef, right?"
Yan Lanxi: "Yes, it's your responsibility. ”
Yes, Xue Cheng is embarrassed, this is his own responsibility, he failed to cook well, and he can't blame the master, because the master doesn't teach cooking.
No, wait, Xue Cheng felt that his thoughts were slowly clarifying: "I can't make this fishy smell of unknown nature into a non-toxic, harmless and nutritious dish, I am a failed chef, but I am a failed chef, it has nothing to do with you, and I should not be criticized and blamed by you." ”
Yan Lanxi said lightly: "It has a relationship, I can't eat this dish." ”
It makes sense, Xue Cheng sat down silently, stared at this unidentified thing and began to study, and when he had new discoveries and ideas, he would reach out to the waiter to cut a piece of this unknown object, but it was a failure at first, because he didn't know what it was, and he couldn't catch it properly, but as the research deepened, Xue Cheng slowly began to be able to tear off a wisp.
When Jiang Xue and the Soul Transforming Female Cultivator came back from the abyss, Xue Cheng was still sitting in place staring at this mass of things and meditating.
The Soul Cultivator didn't want to see this small shop anymore, and she was in tears when she thought about it, and she had raised a big black cow for millions of years. So she went directly to the Linglong Realm.
Jiang Xue walked into the shop and said to Yan Lanxi: "Master, it seems that the passage of the Netherworld is about to open, and when the Netherworld army comes to the present world to grab resources, the Qionghuang Star Domain must bear the brunt." This passage is the largest passage to the Netherworld found in the Ten Thousand Worlds, and it will inevitably be the help of the Netherworld army. Master, I'm afraid that there will be another catastrophe at that time, and our Linglong Sect will not be spared. ”
Yan Lanxi thought for a while and said, "It's okay, we can be neutrals and let greedy people fight with ghosts." This world is still enough for them to toss for a few days. ”
Jiang Xue said speechlessly: "Master, this world is not only for the Cultivator Alliance and the Ghost Clan, but also for us, we can't watch them destroy this world, but we are indifferent and let it go." Do you know more about the world that we don't know?"
Yan Lanxi nodded and said, "Yes, I know, but I won't tell you." ”
Jiang Xue: "......"
Jiang Xue's cleverness, of course, is not something that Yan Lanxi can simply imagine.
"Master, the disciple agrees with what you said about neutrality, but our Linglong Sect is a creature dominated by the human race, and the souls in the bodies of the creatures are the great complement of the Netherworld and ghosts, and they invade this world, of course, they will not fight us or devour our souls after we declare neutrality. So, how can we stay neutral?"
Neutrality also requires strength, if the strength is not enough, we want to be neutral, what if others don't let us?
But although Master Yan Lanxi was simple and straightforward, he didn't pick up a touchstone thrown by Jiang Xue at all, but said, "This problem is up to your mother to solve." ”
"Me?" Xue Cheng, who was studying the unidentified substance, received the pot thrown by the master halfway, "Master, the task of cooking this unknown substance has not yet been completed, and now there is really no time to take care of the neutral matters of the war between people and ghosts!"
Yan Lanxi said: "This is not in a hurry, you can study it slowly, the war between humans and ghosts is imminent, first study how to keep the Linglong faction neutral." ”
Xue Cheng blurted out: "It's okay to move to Switzerland." ”
Jiang Xue and Yan Lanxi looked at Xue Cheng together, and Xue Cheng was embarrassed: "I want to find a way, I want to find a way...... But how do I know to stay neutral so that the ghosts and the cultivator alliance don't attack us? Xiaoxue, you are the best at intrigue and trickery, you can think of a way for your mother, how can we make the ghosts not eat us?"
Jiang Xue: "Mom, as a science student, you really have a good level of idioms. ”
Xue Cheng: "Now is not the time to discuss the use of language in the liberal arts for science students, how can we get the ghosts to recognize our neutrality?"
"Isn't your clone in the Nether? can you contact the clone and have the Nethers see us as allies, or can you ask the clones to investigate how we can be treated as allies by the Nethers and not attack?"
Xue Cheng communicated with the elf for a long time, and the elf said that he could only control himself and his subordinates, and not attack the Terran with the Linglong mark, but he couldn't control the army of other ghosts.
The elves were originally elves, and most of the elves were pure and cute and not good at playing with power, so this kind of task was simply a task that the elves couldn't complete.
So Xue Cheng couldn't pin his hopes on the elves.
But the elf provided Xue Cheng with an important news, according to Wumo's personal experience, after all, the ghosts are different from the human race, the ghosts are in the present world, and there will be a slight deviation in judgment, maybe Xue Cheng can think of a way from this point of view, using the cognitive bias of ghosts in the present world, so that they mistakenly think that the cultivators of the Linglong Sect are creatures without nutrition, or, they are not creatures at all.
Xue Cheng nodded and said: "The idea you provided can be used to make a fuss, if it really doesn't work, our Linglong Sect can only join the battle with ghosts, the battle between humans and ghosts, and after the end, whoever survives will be considered fateful." ”
Elf: "Wu Motuo, let me ask Jiang Xue about the situation." ”
Xue Cheng said: "Well, Xiaoxue is now a spiritual cultivator, in terms of career, Mr. Jiang spent three thousand years to integrate the worlds, and now the power of the Linglong Group is all over the world, becoming the largest cross-border group in the world, and Jiang is always the president of the first group in the world." ”
The elf relayed the original words to Wumo word for word.
Wumo: "???? I want to ask Xiaoxue, has he ever married a little mouse?" As for how high and powerful his cultivation is, and how brilliant his career is, for a ghost who really loves his soul, those are all things outside the body, okay? Anyway, no matter how high his cultivation was in life, when he reaches the netherworld, he will become a white ghost and start from scratch.
Xue Cheng: "I haven't heard of this, presumably if they are going to get married, they should inform me." ”
When Wumo learned that Xiaoxue was still single, her mood suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.
Xue Cheng got the information from the elves and began to think about how to make the ghosts not treat the creatures of the Linglong Sect as living beings.
For ghosts, everything in this world is divided into two categories: living beings and non-living beings.
Living beings are creatures with souls, and non-living beings are all kinds of dead things without souls, such as stones, bricks, sand, etc., among them, although some magic weapons have machine spirits, because their causes and structures are very different from living beings, so they are considered non-living beings by ghosts.
Hesitating about the strong yang energy in the current world, the yang energy rays have caused great interference to the judgment of ghosts, and what Xue Cheng wants to use is to make ghosts mistakenly recognize living beings as magic weapons with instrumental spirits.
Magic weapons are useless for ghosts, firstly, ghosts cannot control the magic weapons of the human race, and secondly, the spirit of the instrument cannot be eaten, and it cannot become their nutrients, so the ghost will never snatch the magic weapons of the human race.
How can ghosts treat living beings as magic weapons?
This is a topic that Xue Cheng wants to break through before the ghosts call.
In order to study this subject, she asked the elves to transfer the dancing ink and a large amount of netherworld materials to the present world through the Qiankun Basket World, and Xue Cheng plunged into the laboratory...... In the kitchen, the experiment of forgetting to eat and sleep began.
Half a year later, there was a loud noise in the kitchen, and Wumo ran out screaming.
Jiang Xue appeared at the door of the kitchen in a flash, grabbed Wumo and said, "What's wrong?"
Wumo's lips were pale, and he trembled: "It's not me, it's really not me, I didn't kill Sister Xue." ”
Jiang Xue looked at Xue Cheng in the kitchen suspiciously, and then looked at Wumo: "What did you do to my mother?"
Wumo retreated again and again, wanting to break free from Jiang Xue's control, but Jiang Xue is now a powerful cultivator of the spirit transformation, and the weak Wumo is the ghost cultivator of the Ghost Monarch realm, so Jiang Xue wants to control her, she can't break free at all, but Wumo doesn't want to break free, so being grabbed by his warm hand, it turns out that the spirit ghost is relaxed and happy.
"I didn't do anything, I've been helping Sister Xue study things, but just now, she asked me to pour something into the soup, and when she shouted to stop, I didn't hear it, I added it, and then Sister Xue scooped a spoonful and drank it, and she ...... She's become like this!" Wumo is about to cry, if her future mother-in-law is killed, I'm afraid that her position as a ghost daughter-in-law will be completely lost.
Jiang Xue turned her head and looked at her mother carefully.
"Mom, what are you?" Jiang Xue already had a guess in her heart.
Xue Cheng said with a smile: "That's right, my mother has successfully developed a delicious iced black tea that keeps our Linglong faction neutral, as long as you take a sip, your living body's body will disappear immediately in the eyes of the ghost, and it will become a body without a living soul, and the ghost is not interested in it." While speaking, she filled Jiang Xue with a bowl, "Come on, come on, son, taste it." ”
Jiang Xue took the bowl and said, "Are there any sequelae?"
Xue Cheng thought for a while and said: "Yes, the only sequelae is that the body temperature will drop, falling to the same temperature as the surrounding one, similar to that of a cold-blooded animal, but as long as it is a monk, the body's mobility and agility, as well as the release of spells, cultivation, etc., will not be affected in any way." Drink son with confidence. ”
When Jiang Xue heard this, the bowl had just been delivered to her mouth, and Yan Lanxi had already walked into the kitchen, filled a big bowl and drank it.
The taste is cool with a hint of aftertaste and addictive astringency the more you drink.
Jiang Xue said: "This should be much better than iced black tea, what's the name?"
Xue Cheng glanced at the stunned Wumo and said, "How about calling it Linglong Wumo Ice Tea?"
Jiang Xue said: "Of course, you have the right to name it. He was wondering in his heart, when would he ask his mother to develop a new product and name it after the little mouse?
Xue Cheng stroked his hand, and a recipe appeared in front of Jiang Xue: "Prepare these materials, the more the better, I will make enough Wumo Ice Tea for all the monks of our Linglong Sect Ten Thousand Realms as soon as possible, at least to ensure that within a year after the Netherworld is launched, our Linglong Sect will not be attacked by ghosts." ”
Jiang Xue took a look at the formula and said, "If this formula spreads, will it be imitated by the Cultivator Alliance?"
Xue Cheng waved his hand again, and another recipe appeared in front of Jiang Xue: "This is a specific production method, along with the recipe, it will be passed on to the monks of the Linglong Sect, although the Cultivator Alliance and other sects are welcome to learn from it, without the Linglong Dim Sum Divine Skill, the recipe and production method are mastered, and it cannot be made." And Linglong Dim Sum Shengong, you can't learn it without using the transmission method of my Linglong School. Even if there is a rumor in the outside world, it will be difficult for them to learn, unless we Linglong Sect are traitors again. ”
Half a month later, the disciples of the Linglong Sect in the Ten Thousand Worlds each had a bottle of Dancing Ink Ice Tea.
Even the bottle was printed with the appearance of dancing ink, and all the disciples of the Linglong Sect were told that only when the war between humans and ghosts broke out and faced with the invasion of ghosts, they could drink it.
Successfully solved this temporary problem, and wanted to start studying the unknown object at the kitchen door again.
Master Yan Lanxi next to him, dancing ink ice tea with his left hand and ice cream with his right hand, was still quite happy, he sighed silently, it was still comfortable to be with his apprentice.
The Starry Sky Orbital Station suddenly walked out of a vast group of Soul Cultivators, and the Soul Cultivator who had come to explore the path was in the queue.
The group walked to the door of Linglong's shop, and one of the male cultivators who led the team said, "Le Kite, your black bull demon was replaced by the people of this shop?"
The Soul Lady Xiule Kite nodded with a dark face: "But the Linglong dim sum they produce is really delicious, it's not that I'm not as good as others, it's really that the cow forgets his righteousness and is confused by the delicious taste of others." "Everyone wants to save face, and spiritual monks are no exception.
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