Chapter 272: Count Me In? [Ask for Subscription]
After speaking, Qin Shou seemed to remember something, glared at Dao Tong and said, "Don't mess with me again, otherwise you will be eaten in the back!"
After speaking, Qin Shou snatched Dao Tong's broken sword, stuffed the broken sword into his mouth in two bites, and ate it...... Then he clicked his lips and said: "This thing is okay as a snack, but as a weapon, it's a bit petty, I'll help you dispose of it, you don't have to thank me." ”
While speaking, Qin Shou hung on the crane again, then took out the rope and wrapped it, and then used a bunch of useless things to decompose it, reorganized it into a yoyo bed, hung it on the crane lap, and went inside by himself, stretched his waist, yawned, and said, "Oops...... Comfortable......"
Dao Tong looked at the rabbit below with great grievance, and said in his heart: "When I get to the sect, I will sue the master!"
Then, with a long roar, the crane turned around and flew away.
Many people don't understand why the rabbit gave up the extortion, and he was cheeky halfway, looking for all kinds of far-fetched reasons, and followed the stone monkey with a dead face.
But the rabbit knew very well in his heart that the master of the stone monkey was a saint!
It is a great thing to follow the saints to practice!
So he's going to go anyway!
Lying in the leisurely bed, Qin Shou had a sweet dream in his heart, in the dream, he successfully apprenticed, and finally had the practice of cultivation, and then went to the sky and the earth, omnipotent, with Chang'e's various waves...... It seems that a litter of rabbits was born in the end......
Then Qin Shou suddenly shuddered and exclaimed, "How is it a rabbit?"
Then Qin Shou woke up......
At this moment, the crane flies above a blue wave, the sea is endless, where is a huge moon hanging in the sky, the galaxy is bright, very mysterious, the beauty of the scenery, Qin Shou is relaxed and happy......
At the same time, on Xiniu Hezhou, Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, the two consciousnesses quietly collided and communicated.
"Take the initiative to take in apprentices?" someone asked.
"Hmm. ”
"Why?"
"Hey...... If you don't start early, I'm afraid this disciple won't be able to harvest it...... After waiting for so many years, won't it fall short?"
"It's a bit embarrassing to take the initiative to accept apprentices. ”
"It's better to lose face than to lose ...... apprentice"
"Your disciple is back, but it seems to have brought back a problem. ”
"I'll take a look at ......"
......
"Finally home. Dao Tong looked at the familiar scene in front of him, tears were about to fall, the ghost knows how he spent last night, the thief rabbit below ate a night's food!
"Master, people have brought it! and brought a bastard, you have to call the shots for the apprentices!"
As soon as the Taoist boy fell to the ground, he ran to the front, only to see a high platform in front of him, and a Taoist sitting on the high platform, the Taoist was wearing sackcloth, his feet were wearing cloud shoes, and he was holding a scroll of scriptures in his hand, and he looked at it quietly.
At a glance, this person looks like a Buddha sitting on a high platform, but when you look closely, it looks like a Confucian reading a book, and the dress is Taoist dress...... One person's three temperaments, it stands to reason that they should be extremely awkward, but these three temperaments are extremely harmonious and natural in his body, as if they should be so!
Under the high platform, there were thirty-four disciples lined up left and right, one by one, quietly stretching their heads and listening to the lecture.
Dao Tong ran all the way to the foot of the high platform, bowed down to salute, and shouted, "Master, I brought the stone monkey you said." But there's a dead-skinned rabbit coming!"
Dao Tong has already thought of countless ways to sue in his heart, and then watched this rabbit being slapped to death by his master or something! But after really seeing his master, the words came to his mouth, and the idea of wanting to talk about the rabbit's evil deeds changed all of a sudden, and it became the scene where the rabbit handed him a tissue......
Then the words changed, at least not so sharply, and I forgot to tell the rabbit.
The Taoist didn't speak, but raised his eyelids slightly to look in the direction of the crane.
At this moment, the stone monkey followed, and saluted the Taoist: "I want to learn the invincible method, you may teach me?"
The Taoist smiled, "Do you know who I am?"
The stone monkey shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter who it is, the important thing is whether you can teach me the invincible method." ”
When the surrounding disciples heard this, they were immediately happy......
Someone laughed and said: "You monkey head, the one in front of you is the Su Bodhi Patriarch, the avenue is three thousand, don't be among them, if you say invincible, of course you can learn!"
"Monkey head, you haven't cultivated yet, but your ambition is not small. ”
"The path of cultivation is still to be gradual, and the entry is invincible? Heaven and earth, no one can do it. ”
"Haha...... Be humble, be humble......"
......
When the stone monkey heard these words, his face flushed slightly, but he still looked at Patriarch Su Bodhi firmly.
Patriarch Subodhi said, "Why do you want to learn the invincible method?"
The stone monkey clenched his fists and said, "I don't want to be bullied, and it's not like others who are bullied because of me." ”
Patriarch Su Bodhi nodded slightly and said, "Remember what you said today, you learn the invincible method, but you don't want to be bullied, not to bully people." Can you remember?"
The stone monkey nodded, "Remember." ”
"Apprentice. "Su Bodhi Patriarch said.
The stone monkey promised, someone handed over the tea, the pine cone whispered to the stone monkey about the rules of apprenticeship, the stone monkey is extremely smart, as soon as he heard it, he was about to bow to the teacher, a cheap voice suddenly sounded: "Ahhh......h It's been a long wait. ”
Then everyone looked confused, and in their stunned eyes, they saw a fat rabbit, swaying to the middle of the crowd.
"What is this?"
"Bunny, huh?"
"What did you grow up eating?"
"Didn't Master say to let Songguo go find a monkey?"
"What's the matter with a rabbit?"
"This rabbit is so thick-skinned, who picked him up?"
"It's ......"
......
Songguo also had a dark face, leaned over, and said: "Rabbit, this is the three-star cave of the slanting moon in Fangcun Mountain, you don't have to be rude!"
Although Qin Shou already knew where this place was, when he was really sure, he still had some small surprises! He tilted his head on his feet and looked at Patriarch Su Bodhi on the high platform, baring his teeth!
Then Qin Shou cheekily said: "Ancestor, do you count me as a teacher?"
"Poof!"
Hearing this, everyone squirted.
Even Patriarch Subodhi on the high platform was speechless for a while......
This is an apprentice, do you think this is buying vegetables? Buy one get one free? Buy a pack of leeks and get one free?
It's still a ......
Songguo covered his face even more, he was completely speechless about this rabbit.
Qin Shou still maintained his cuteness, looking at Patriarch Su Bodhi with a swishing appearance.
Patriarch Su Bodhi coughed dryly, took a deep breath, and said, "Rabbit, you have nothing to do with me, so let's leave quickly." ”