Chapter 8: The Choice Between Bones and Dragons
"Xiaosheng Ao Shuai. Ao Guang's smile makes people feel like a spring breeze.
"The slave family is white. The smile of the white bone spirit was intriguing.
"I don't know how old the girl is, have you ever promised someone?"
"The little girl is twenty-eight years old and has already decided on a family affair. The white bone spirit said shyly with peach blossoms on his face.
"It's Xiaosheng who is presumptuous, please don't be surprised. Ao Guang looked disappointed.
"Don't come with me to these voids, who the hell are you, how can you be in the Water Curtain Cave?" The white bone spirit stepped on the stone bench with one foot, and the jade finger pointed at Ao Guang.
"You speak first!"
"You speak first!"
"I'm his wife!"
"I'm his best friend!"
Ao Guang and the white bone spirit glanced at each other, and at the same time turned around and vomited.
The old lady vomited a pot. ”
"Lao Tzu vomited a cylinder!"
"Phew, little earthworm!"
The white bone spirit spat at Ao Guang.
"Phew, rotten bones!"
Ao Guang spit back on the past.
The white bone spirit looked at Ao Guang's lower body playfully, "Are you sure the monkey can stand it, the dragon and the monkey, disgusting!"
"That's stronger than you as a hollow one!" Ao Guang didn't show weakness.
glanced at Sun Wukong, who was lying unconscious, and squinted his eyes and looked at the white bone spirit. "You're sure you'll be happy with the monkeys. ”
The white bone spirit's face turned red, and he scolded, "You are shameless!"
"You're disgusting!" Ao Guang said.
"You're shameless!"
"You don't have a face!" Ao Guang said.
"Do you believe it or not, the old lady will refine you into a dragon!"
"Believe it or not, Benlong chewed you to bones!"
The white bones jumped up and down, and Ao Guang was so anxious that he gritted his teeth. The two went toe-to-toe.
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Sun Wukong was lying on the bed, tears flowing from his closed eyes.
"What's wrong with the stinky monkey?" asked the Bone Spirit.
"It's a nightmare!"
"Before the nightmare?" asked the Bone Spirit.
"I fought with Li Jing, and now it's like this, I didn't expect this monkey to be so powerful, although it is a little worse than me, but it can be regarded as a rare genius in heaven and earth!" Ao Guangyang was proud.
The white bone spirit directly ignored the words behind and exclaimed, "It's the Li Jing who gave birth to a son without **." ”
Ao Guang gave her a thumbs up, "You are amazing, you know this, that's right, it's Li Jing who gave birth to a son without **!"
In the heavenly court, Nezha kept sneezing, which bastard was scolding me?
The white bone spirit listened to Ao Guang's words and hurriedly walked to the water curtain cave, looking anxious.
"What are you doing, if you want to seek revenge on Li Jing, you probably don't have any bones left when you go to Heavenly Court!"
"What the hell is going to Heaven Court, the old lady is going to run for her life! Who knew that this stinky monkey had caused such a big trouble, don't say that I know you in the future." Before Ao Guang could reply, the white bone spirit disappeared.
Ao Guang turned around and said to Sun Wukong: "Your cheap wife is really interesting, but it's a pity that if you don't wake up, I'm afraid you won't see her again." ”
Sun Wukong was still lying, and tears were still flowing intermittently from the corners of his eyes.
"Don't pretend to be pitiful because you cry to Lao Tzu, let me tell you, this dragon is hard-hearted and never eats this set, I won't help you save your wife. ”
Ao Guang shouted at Sun Wukong, and there was only one unconscious monkey in the water curtain cave.
Three days later, Sun Wukong has not woken up.
Ao Guang sighed quietly, "Monkey, wake up quickly, Heavenly Court will not give up, since you have chosen this path, what is the matter with stumbling halfway now! ”
Ao Guang also left, and there was only one crying monkey left in the Water Curtain Cave, called Sun Wukong, and no one seemed to have heard him cry in the future.
"Your Majesty, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, was seriously injured by a demon monkey in Huaguo Mountain in the Nether Realm, and most of the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were lost, and he also asked the Jade Emperor to surrender. ”
An immortal official is reporting to the Jade Emperor.
When the Jade Emperor heard the news, he first glanced at Taishang Laojun, and found that he was still hanging his head and looking drowsy, and said, "The King of Heaven has worked hard and made great achievements, and he is the mainstay of my Heavenly Court. ”
"Your Majesty Shengming!" the gods shouted in unison.
After comforting Li Jing, the Jade Emperor got to the point and asked, "I wonder what your Qing family thinks about the demon monkey?"
The gods were silent.
"Do you have any good ideas?" the Jade Emperor fell on Taishang Laojun, who was about to fall asleep.
Lao Jun opened his eyes, and his gaze suddenly became sharp, which was completely different from Fang Cai.
"Qiyu Jade Emperor, now even the Heavenly King Li Jing is not the opponent of the demon monkey, among the immortals in the heavenly court, the only ones who can rival him are the water god Zi Miao, the fire god Zhu Yan, the Holy Mother Yao Chi, and the old man of the moon is determined......"
The Jade Emperor's face became more and more gloomy, these immortals that Taishang Laojun said were all supernatural and cultivated, but they happened to be immortals who were not very interested in the Jade Emperor, that is to say, the Jade Emperor couldn't order them one by one, not to mention that there was a month old among them, could it be that no one in the heavenly court had reached this level, and they had to rely on a demon who pulled the red line.
"By the way, if the Jade Emperor goes out in person, he will naturally be able to capture it. Lao Jun added.
The Jade Emperor forcibly endured the anger in his heart, "Lao Jun is worthy of being the head of the three clears of the Daomen, his vision is old and spicy, and he has said all the best masters in the heavenly court, but most of these people are in important positions, I am afraid it will be difficult to free up his hands and feet!"
"The Jade Emperor has won the award, Lao Jun, I have lived for I don't know how many years, and I still have some insight into people, but what Your Majesty said is also reasonable, they really can't free their hands and feet, I'm afraid that Heavenly Court can't help the Monkey King." ”
Lao Jun's voice echoed in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, this is a naked slap on the face of the Jade Emperor! The gods thought to themselves, but they didn't dare to squeak one by one.
The Jade Emperor was furious and said in a cold voice, "Where is the God of War Zilan now?"
"Your Majesty, Lord Zilan is currently at war with the Asura clan in the Western Great Heavenly Luo Domain, and now it is at a critical moment, and he really can't get out. ”
Outside the Nantian Gate.
"Look, a woman is flying over. Clairvoyant said.
Shunfeng looked at the white clouds in front of him and was very unhappy, thinking that clairvoyance was deliberately provoking.
"What kind of woman, how could a woman fly to this Nine Heavens South Heavenly Gate, either a god or a monster, she can't even see her true appearance, and she is embarrassed to call it clairvoyance, presbyopia is almost the same!"
Clairvoyant was angry when he heard this, "His clairvoyance is not a demon mirror, you can see one and I'll try it!"
"No need. It's definitely a fairy. Shunfeng looked at the delicate and beautiful girl in front of him and wiped his saliva.
"Two brothers, I don't know what kind of place this is, they accidentally got lost. The white bone spirit said softly, and his voice was charming to the bones. The ears of the wind and the clairvoyance were crispy to the bones of both of them.
"This is the Nantianmen, our brother is the famous Nantianmen gatekeeper, and the clairvoyance is also the ear. "Don't overdo it in a chic way, don't be infatuated with brother, heaven does not allow free love.
"You see, somebody is coming. The Bone Spirit pointed behind them.
The two believed it, turned their heads together, and were slashed to the ground by the white bone spirit with two hand knives.
"Two idiots, if the old lady had chopped you up before, alas, this is not good for you to get the Tao. If it hurts my mother, I will betray my hue. The white bone spirit kicked the two of them more than ten times in a row, and walked straight into the South Heavenly Gate.
Ao Guang followed behind to see it clearly, looked at the demon mirror on the Nantian Gate suspiciously, and muttered to himself, "Is it out of order?" while whistling into the Nantian Gate, he accidentally kicked Shunfeng Ear and Clairvoyance down from the Nantian Gate on the way.
It's definitely not careful, Bai Yun is the proof! If you lie to Lao Tzu, I think I'll be his father.