Chapter Eighty-Seven: Heavenly Court Armor
Monkey learning is a way for the weak to compromise with the strong, but the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are very proud and never regard humans as strong, let alone Hou Xiaohua, a human raised by monkeys.
So when Hou Xiaohua started reading, the monkeys were disdainful, and Wen Jing did a lot of things like dropping the book bag, what was so new?
After all, the strong are still respected in the animal race, and Sun Dawu's plan to start with Hou Xiaohua to popularize culture in Huaguo Mountain has completely failed.
Nezha's arrival ignited the entire Huaguo Mountain. The third prince's fame is really not covered, even the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain have heard of this big name, and they can't help but challenge it driven by curiosity, and then Sun Dakong can laugh at these monkey cubs who don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky are beaten to pieces by Nezha......
This is not Nezha's bullying of the monkeys, but it has won Sun Dakong's heart. Huaguoshan is now in great need of an example, and it is best for the third prince to be a strong man, so a new edition of "Hundred Family Names" and a new edition of "Three Character Classics" were sent to Nezha.
Although it is cruel, it must be admitted that Nezha is illiterate...... Don't think that Heavenly Court doesn't pay attention to culture, Nezha has a lot of names in Journey to the West, and in the end, he was named a very high 'Three Altars Sea Club God', but he never had a real job, and he was basically a thug with developed limbs and a simple mind. These two books should help him get rid of his illiteracy and understand some of the principles of being a man and a god, and killing the whole family at every turn is the most vulgar practice!
"Xi Mengmu, choose a neighbor......
Nezha, have you studied with your heart? The king said, you can't just read the book, you still need to think about the truth in the book! You explain this passage!"
What the hell, Nezha, a guy who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is willing to sell Hou Xiaohua's account, and within a few days of acquaintance, the young lady and the young lady chased Hou Xiaohua for a short time, and especially liked to listen to Hou Xiaohua sing 'Mom told the past' on a bright moonlit night.
Originally, this guy ran to Huaguo Mountain to avoid following Wenquxing to study and have a good time, if he really has the heart to study, even Sun Dakong doesn't believe it.
But when he met Hou Xiaohua, everything changed, Nezha, a guy with an EQ so low that his academic quotient was almost zero, actually fell in love with reading?
Sun Dakong carefully observed this kid and found that he was relieved to see Hou Xiaohua's eyes full of admiration.
This is a poor child without a mother, and any gentle woman who looks older than him can trigger his mother-love complex.
What made Sun Dakong very happy happened, just because the 'strong' Nezha and the three princes all fell in love with reading, and now the slightly motivated monkeys in Huaguo Mountain have started to read under the leadership of the four monkeys of Ma Liubangba.
Now Lao Wen Jing will wake up from his dream every day, the more educated the monkeys, the higher his status will be in the future of the erudite 'Confucian' among the monkeys, and he has to be said to be the king.
The meaning of this passage is that Meng's mother loves cleanliness, so she often moves, and her temper is very bad, and her son does not study, so she cuts off the loom with a knife...... Right, Sister Xiaohua?"
Nezha touched his head and replied with some hesitation, secretly looking at Hou Xiaohua's expression as he answered. Wow, why is Sister Xiaohua's face red, is it because I have made too fast progress, is she very moved?
"Stretch out your right hand ......"
Hou Xiaohua is a very gentle girl, but she is extremely serious about her studies, and the most intolerable thing is Nezha's scum! The king said that the master is the first, and Nezha's studies are supervised by her, and she is very serious.
Nezha stretched out his right hand with a bitter face: "Sister Xiaohua, can you not fight?" It is strange that the wooden ruler in Hou Xiaohua's hand can hurt him, but it will be very faceless to be beaten in front of so many monkeys?
Hou Xiaohua made a small face, and slapped Nezha's palm three times with a ring ruler: "Don't worry about studying, today's dog ignores the bun and has no part for you." ”
"Don't......"
Nezha begged pitifully: "Good sister, I love to eat steamed buns." ”
This passage is to say that Meng's mother wants her son to have a good living environment...... Even a person like Mencius needs a good upbringing and a mother's careful education. This story is actually for parents all over the world, and parents must do their duty and be responsible for their children!
The book also says that the son does not teach the fault of the father, and the teacher does not teach the laziness, which echoes the story of Meng's mother......"
Hou Xiaohua sighed and said: "Have you written it down? The book written by the king is really good, if we don't learn it with our hearts, wouldn't we be ashamed of the king's intentions? Nezha, forget it this time, I won't tell the king, lest you can't eat your favorite buns, and if you make a mistake next time, I will punish you heavily......
I thought that Nezha would immediately cheer and jump up as usual to call himself a good sister, but I didn't expect this kid to have a low face, muttering endlessly, faintly listening to what he said, 'The son is not the fault of the father, why have I never heard anyone tell me such nice words before?' If my mother is still here, will she do it like Meng's mother?'
Hou Xiaohua's heart softened: "Let's go, little Nezha, let's go eat steamed buns, hot steamed buns......"
"Good sister, I suddenly don't want to eat steamed buns, let me be alone for a while. ”
Nezha looked up in the direction of Nantianmen, not knowing what he was thinking.
There is a heavenly ship dispatched from Nantianmen, and the Jiujiao Heavenly Ship is the basic unit of the Nantianmen battle, but there are not many heavenly soldiers and generals on this heavenly ship, but there are many wrestlers and heavenly slaves, and the leader is Li Tianwang's first henchman, the giant spirit god, this goods is a simple person, and he is the most good at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
When the Jiujiao Heavenly Ship arrived at a hundred meters above Huaguo Mountain, it floated still, and one by one Lux Tiannu drove countless Tianma Divine Cows to carry down a cart of Heavenly Court standard armor. Li Jing is not a fool, it is useless to keep these eliminated Heavenly Court armor in his hands, and the Heavenly Soldier Prison is too lazy to recycle it, and he can use it to make friends with Sun Dakong and at the same time contribute to the transformation of the Three Realms, it is a business that will not lose money no matter how it is calculated.
What's more, he is not the first god in the heavenly realm to eat crabs, the immortals under Emperor Gou Chen are in charge of human affairs, and they don't know how many eliminated heavenly court armors have been moved to the lower realm over the years.
Except for the Beiju Luzhou, which did not dare to get the fierce demon disaster, the other three continents had no shortage of human kings and demon kings to get the Heavenly Court armor, who let the incense offerings of the Heavenly Realm God be unevenly distributed?
Those clerical immortals are either in charge of literature or money, all of them are full of incense and fat, compared with them, these martial arts immortals are bitter haha, can't they get some benefits?
Even Zhang Bairen turned a blind eye to this, as long as he didn't make too much trouble and equipped me with 100,000 demon soldiers in Dongsheng Divine Continent, it wouldn't be a big deal. If you want to earn benefits, you can go to Xiniu Hezhou to toss, even if there is an organized monster corps in Xiniu Hezhou, it doesn't matter to me, let Lao Ru come and go with a headache......
When the giant spirit god saw Nezha, who was faintly a little more bookish, he was secretly surprised in his heart, and had more respect for this Sun Zhenjun of Huaguo Mountain, and smiled at Sun Dakong, who came to greet him in person: "On the order of King Li Tianwang, bring enough Heavenly Court armor to equip three thousand people, and ask Zhenjun to collect it." ”
Sun Dakong laughed and said: "The king of heaven does things, don't worry, what else do you want to collect?
"Hehe, it's really a bit gluttonous to say, so the little god is welcome. ”
The giant spirit god stepped forward and lowered his voice and said, "Li Tianwang still has a few private words for the little god to bring to Zhenjun, the matter is confidential, and he is about to go to the Water Curtain Cave to speak......