One hundred and thirty-one is still a test item
Although the fat brother has read countless women, such a sturdy fat woman who picks up three hundred pounds with one hand is still the first time to meet it, he must escape, how far can he escape, he will never see this woman again!
The younger brothers helped the big fat man into the car.
"Wait. Yan Lanxi, who was watching the play in the pavilion, suddenly spoke.
Wait, what wait, who waits? Xue Cheng didn't know why he looked at the master.
Yan Lanxi said: "Let that fat guest wait." ”
When the big fat man heard this, he didn't let him go, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly urged the little brother: "Hurry up, drive quickly, hang the fifth-gear gas pedal!"
The driver's little brother said with a bitter face: I haven't lit the fire yet, big brother!
Xue Cheng was afraid that the fat man would slip away, so he walked to the side of the car and reached out to grab the fat man and pull the big fat man off the car.
The big fat man howled and refused to come down, but Xue Cheng still held the belt in one hand and brought it to Yan Lanxi.
"What does Master command?" Xue Cheng asked, holding the belt of the big fat man, who was hanging in the air, his face blue with fright.
"You put him down. Yan Lanxi said.
Xue Cheng put the big fat man on the ground. The third junior brother who followed behind wanted to come over and help the big fat man, but he didn't dare to come close because of Xue Cheng's roughness.
Yan Lanxi looked at the big fat man lying on the ground panting and said, "Are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"
Ga Xue Cheng was stunned, this is the rhythm of the gods?
After the big fat man saw Yan Lanxi's face clearly, he was confused for a while, and said dementedly: "Willing, willing, willing!"
Xue Cheng's mood was suddenly not beautiful, the master wanted to accept apprentices, and a large number of handsome men and beauties lined up, why did he want to accept such a big fat man with three hundred catties of fat?" "Master, please restrain your flattery and let him answer rationally." ”
I hadn't eaten ice cream when I got up in the morning, and when I saw the big fat man, I forgot to restrain my fiery charm for a while, Yan Lanxi hurriedly gathered my heart and asked again: "Are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"
As the second hobby of the big fat man's life, beauty has an attraction that he can't refuse reason.
Facing Yan Lanxi's eager gaze, the big fat man still nodded without hesitation: "Willing to be willing, what is the most meaningful relationship between teachers and students!"
Yan Lanxi just wanted to open his mouth and say, 'You quickly worship me as a teacher', but Xue Cheng hurriedly interjected: "Master, I think he still has sequelae in his mind, we can let him sober up alone for a while before deciding whether to apprentice or not." I'll make you an ice cream to quench your fever. Facing a three-hundred-pound junior disciple every day, Xue Cheng felt that his liver hurt.
Yan Lanxi thought about it, it was indeed a very solemn thing for her clan to accept disciples, so she nodded and said, "Okay." Then he got up and went to the kitchen to sit down obediently and wait for the delicious ice cream of the Linglong brand.
The big fat man also wanted to follow the big beauty and the little beauty to the kitchen, but after the big beauty left, the little beauty waved her fist at him, so frightened that he obediently sat back in the pavilion and thought about life.
After Yan Lanxi's genderless charm dissipated, the three younger brothers woke up from their obsession, and immediately thought of a desperate question, if the eldest brother worshipped that handsome man as a teacher, he would stay here as an apprentice, wouldn't the three of them also have to stay here as followers? What is the fun of this broken farm where birds don't? My glittering imperial capital, my high school student little girl's ticket, my ...... On top of that, my sexuality is going to be bent!
Thinking of this knot, the three younger brothers came up to persuade him.
Follower No. 1: "Big brother, you are the second young master of the Zhao family in the imperial capital, how can you go to this small county and worship that little boy as a teacher in this broken farm?"
Follower No. 2: "Yes, yes, that young man looks younger than the eldest brother, what can he teach you?"
Attendant No. 3: "And that beauty is so cruel, she will ...... you at every turn" He demonstrated an action of grabbing the collar of a big fat man.
The big fat man trembled with fright, reached out and used his fat palm to support his fat double chin, and thought about it seriously.
In the kitchen, Xue Cheng took out the fresh strawberries he had just bought and said, "Master, shall we make strawberry ice cream today?"
Yan Lanxi replied loudly like a primary school student: "Okay-" Linglong brand ice cream is so delicious, it tastes good!
"But Master, why did you take that big fat man as an apprentice?" Xue Cheng began to wash the strawberries.
"Because he's a spatial spirit, I'm going home, and I'm going to have to cross a lot of space. ”
Xue Cheng was surprised, that fat guy with more than 300 catties and ordinary people had to turn sideways to pass through was actually a spirit body!
Is it because he is a spirit of space, there is a reason to grow so fat and take up more space now that housing prices are high?
Yan Lanxi stretched out her hand and dipped it in the cup, grinding it in her hand, her fingers flicked towards Xue Cheng, and the water droplets flew towards Xue Cheng, landed on her face, and seeped into her skin.
Xue Cheng's mind instantly had something more, and after thinking about it carefully, it was actually a way to detect the monk's qualifications and realm.
Detecting qualifications requires mental power, and realms only require eyes.
Xue Cheng performed the egg beating technique, beating egg whites, cream, and egg yolks, and at the same time comprehended the method of detecting qualifications.
And to see the realm, you need to exercise her eyes.
Xue Cheng ran Yan Lanxi's method of using water droplets, and the spiritual power in her whole body began to operate in a way different from her usual cultivation exercises, and with the operation of the spiritual power in her body in the meridians, Xue Cheng raised her hand and began to do eye exercises in her eyes.
That's right, that's how Yan Lanxi passed it on, one, two, three, four...... Two-two-three-four...... Xue Cheng followed the rhythmic beat of the aura running in the meridian acupuncture points to do eye exercises.
As I did it, my eyes started to sore, and when I did it again, my eyes started to hurt, but this method said that once you started, you can't stop, otherwise it will be dark for a hundred days.
Isn't it a hundred days of darkness that you can't see things for a hundred days? Anyway, Xue Cheng understands it this way, she doesn't want to be blind for a hundred days, even if she has spiritual power that can replace her eyes, she can see more clearly and comprehensively than her eyes, she is also very uncomfortable.
...... 1,000 8 beats, 1,000 1,000 8 beats...... , Xue Cheng's aching eyes began to become numb, it's over, is it going to be blind, in that case, she would rather be dark for a hundred days! It is better to not be able to see things for a hundred days than to not be able to see things for a lifetime!
This method was invented by the master himself, he had never used it himself, Xue Cheng was the first test subject, in case his method was a wrong or major flawed method, she would really become a victim!
Xue Cheng just wanted to stop running the strange spiritual power operation method and eye exercises given by Yan Lanxi, and the acupuncture points around his eyes suddenly began to twitch, and from the outside, it looked like Xue Cheng's left and right eyes were jumping together, and he couldn't hold it down. The convulsions also spread to the eyes and even the whole body.
Just like after an oar stirred the surface of the water, the ripples spread in all directions, and Xue Cheng's whole body began to tremble.
Looking at the apprentice who was shaking into a sieve, Yan Lanxi raised his cheeks and thought: Could it be that this method can't work?