Chapter 215: What Dragon, Black Dragon, How to Eat?
"What did you take?" asked Zhou Bufu.
Qin Shou took out a long wooden strip from the pot, if the disciples of Wenqu Palace were here or the people from the Craftsman God Valley were here, they would definitely recognize what this thing was, but unfortunately Zhou Bufu didn't know it.
"What is this?" asked Zhou Bufu.
Qin Shou said word by word: "Ring ruler! Wenqu Palace's ring ruler!"
"Is there any difference?" asked Zhou Bufu.
Qin Shou said: "Well, it's not the same as the ring ruler in other places. ”
"It doesn't look any different...... Zhou asked suspiciously.
Qin Shou said: "You'll know in a while, by the way, is there a toilet here?"
"Uh...... It seems like...... No. Zhou Bu said confusedly, and then looked at Qin Shou with a question mark on his face, not understanding why he was asking this.
Qin Shou sighed: "Then it's troublesome, forget it, it's time to fertilize." ”
"What do you mean......" Zhou Bufu really didn't understand it at all.
At this moment, a roaring dog roared in the distance: "Oops...... My stomach hurts! Damn, I can't pull the brakes...... Emma...... I'm a dead rabbit...... You're yin...... Cool ......"
At this moment, the roaring dog couldn't help it at all, couldn't hold it back, the lower half of his body was under fire, and he didn't even have a chance to find a toilet, so he could only spray casually in broad daylight......
And the whistling dog has a feeling that it won't get better for a while......
Listening to the roaring dog scolding over there, Zhou Bufu sniffed in the air, instantly understood everything, and scolded: "This dead dog is actually in the back kitchen?"
Qin Shou said: "Yes, I pulled it...... What can you do? Don't talk about you now, even if the master comes, it's useless, this dog is spitting if he doesn't fight, and he ...... That's the shit sprayer, you don't hate it, I hate it. Let him go...... Let's stay away from him and get back cooking. ”
After speaking, Qin Shou carried the three-legged four-elephant tripod and left......
Zhou Bufu thought about Qin Shou's words, shook his head disgustingly, and hurriedly left.
Not long after, another dish came out.
It's just that this time, with the experience of the howling dog, Zhou Bufu didn't dare to eat the dishes made by rabbits at will.
Qin Shou didn't care about him, and took a mouthful of bird meat and put it in his mouth, full of memories...... The point is, this taste is many times better than the ingredients on the earth! The sour and spicy aroma activates the taste buds of the entire mouth! Squinting his eyes, Qin Shou couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Everything is good in this world, but there is one less old man, and you can't be filial if you want to, hey......"
Zhou Bufu saw that Qin Shou had eaten it, and there was nothing wrong, so he took the chopsticks and tasted a small bite with confidence.
Qin Shou frowned and said, "Old Zhou, you are too gentle to eat! If you eat, you have to eat meat and drink wine!"
Zhou Bufu smiled bitterly: "These are all spirit beasts, and the flesh and blood contain a lot of vitality, and I can hold it up if I eat too much." ”
Qin Shou raised his eyebrows: "Your body is too weak, right?" Look at Master Rabbit and me, what is so fragrant to eat, what is not enough ......to eat?"
Zhou Bufu shook his head and said, "I don't know what's going on with my physique, hey......"
Qin Shou said, "What did Master say?"
Zhou Bufu said: "Master didn't say anything, just let me practice cooking skills, but I have such an appetite, hey...... But your dish is delicious and appetizing......"
After speaking, Zhou Bufu left with a melancholy face.
Qin Shou shouted: "Old Zhou, why don't you eat it yet?"
"Not only appetizing, but also uncorked, I went to find the toilet. Zhou Bufu waved his hand and left.
Qin Shou then remembered that he didn't seem to have washed the pot...... He clicked his lips and muttered, "This medicine is very powerful." ”
Zhou Bufu and the Howling Sky Dog both went to the toilet, Qin Shou ate a large pot of vegetables alone, patted his belly, and muttered: "If I can bring these ingredients back to the earth, just by making this Dong'an chicken, I can become a global food tycoon......, right?"
Shaking his head, Qin Shou got up, took out a horizontal male fish, and threw it directly into the big ding.
Unlike ordinary fish, this thing can't be burned to death by fire and water, but after adding two black plums, it immediately turns its belly up in the water, and the thick hard shell begins to soften, and the scales peel off automatically......
In addition to the Henggong fish, Qin Shou also took other ingredients, and the three-legged bird and horse had everything.
Qin Shou has nothing to do anyway, simply, just sit here on this day, stew in a big pot, fry in a small pot, throw all kinds of spices into it without money, and eat it in a different way......
Keep a copy of the delicious food and put it in the Black Demon God box to take back to Chang'e and Wu Gang.
If it's not delicious, he doesn't care, anyway, no matter how bad it is, can it be worse than the bark of the osmanthus tree?
As long as he has vitality, he will not refuse to come!
When I finished eating this place, I went to the cave to get it, and when it was dark, I ......
Qin Shou threw the last bite of the fish into his mouth, chewed it together with the fish bones, and ate it......
Since I missed the triangular worm bone last time, Qin Shou has already learned to be obedient, it doesn't matter if I don't know where the essence is, Master Rabbit, I have good teeth, eat them all!
After eating, touching his belly, Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "It seems, there is still a place, let's go and see what to eat......
So Qin Shou walked into the cave again, but at this moment, the cave was already empty, and the ingredients of the original cave were only a tyrannosaurus on the roof of the shed.
Qin Shou turned around, but didn't find anything else to eat, so he simply climbed onto the head of the tyrannosaurus again, sat on the tyrannosaurus's nose, and looked at the pair of white eyeballs of the tyrannosaurus with no pupils...... muttered, "Is this guy dead?"
Unfortunately, the Tyrannosaurus rex remained motionless and seemed to be really dead.
Qin Shou climbed down his nose, looked at the huge mouth of the tyrannosaurus, measured it, and muttered, "If you take the earth, you can open a private room in this mouth...... If you want to eat something as big as this, where do you start?
Forget it, it's so ugly, you can't get your mouth down.
These eyes are good, but unfortunately they are all white, similar to TM cataracts......
The dragon's horn is broken...... I didn't eat it.
It is said that dragon scales are treasures and can be used to make armor, so I will try it too. As Qin Shou spoke, he grabbed a scale and pulled it down, but this scale was harder than steel, and it couldn't be pulled off at all.
Qin Shou didn't see it, and a look of contempt flashed in the tyrannosaurus's miserable white eyes......
Qin Shouyi stomped his feet and said, "Hey, you dead loach, you're all dead, and you can't bear a piece of scales, right?"
Click......
After a few crunching sounds......
"Haha...... I'll just say, Master Rabbit, how can I not get what I like......? This black one is reflective!" Qin Shou held up a piece of scales and exclaimed excitedly: "Such a big scale, go back and make the bed! Well, it feels good, it's warm in winter and cool in summer!"
Ay...... It's better to use the scales as tiles and go back to pave the Moon Palace, this idea is simply fantastic!"
A flash of anger and panic flashed in the tyrannosaurus' eyes...... But he didn't move.
But...... Qin Shou reacted, and raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
Qin Shou suddenly found that the cells in his body had collectively shut up......!
Qin Shou felt it carefully, this feeling was very similar to the power of cause and effect that Jigong had helped Qin Shou feel when he was with him.
And that's the only thing that seems to shut up the cells......
So what are the cells afraid of? Or rather, what are Qin Shou subconsciously afraid of?
Qin Shou subconsciously looked at the tyrannosaurus under his feet...... Qin Shou was indeed a little worried, worried that this tyrannosaurus was not dead! and he plucked the dragon's scales, so the consequences would ......
Thinking of this, Qin Shou stomped his feet, and said in his heart: "It's useless to scare yourself in ordinary times, this kind of causal feedback, generally there will be feedback only if this cause and effect is real...... So, this grandson is really not dead!"
Qin Shou thought of this, and his hair stood up......
Then he shouted: "I'm Cao! Fresh scales, they can be regenerated after pulling out! Not only are they enough to lay the floor, but they can also be tiled in the toilet!"
So Qin Shou was elated, without any psychological burden, and without any sense of guilt, he started the great cause of pulling scales......
The most bastardly thing is that the dead rabbit doesn't pull scales elsewhere, but specifically targets the scales on top of the tyrannosaur head......
Pulling and pulling, the dead rabbit did not forget to use a water mirror to look in the mirror of the tyrannosaurus.
Then the self in the eyes of the tyrannosaurus rex, one will be the head of Moxigan, one will be the head of the watermelon, one will be the head of Ge You, one will be the head of the great clear light, and the other will be the pure bald head......
Thereupon......
"Roar!"
A dragon's roar resounded throughout the cave, but the sound was blocked by the barrier at the door, and it could not be transmitted.
When Qin Shou heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly ran back, holding half of the dragon horn and biting it down......
"Whew......" the tyrannosaurus yelled in pain......
Qin Shou followed: "Alas, mom, I'm scared of the baby to death, hurry up and eat a bite of dragon horns to make up for your body......"
So Qin Shou took another bite.
"Roar ......" the dragon roared again.
Rabbit bite again!
The dragon's roar continued......
The rabbit continues......
The dragon roars non-stop!
Rabbits don't stop!
The dragon's roar turned into a scolding: "Cao Nima's dead rabbit, you shut up!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he burped and said, "Hiccup...... Dragon's horn radish tastes so good, hey, aren't you a tyrannosaurus? Confused, a super fool who only knows how to kill? How can you curse?"
"Who is a Tyrannosaurus? I'm a purebred black dragon!" said Tyrannosaurus angrily.
"What is the black dragon?" Qin Shou asked cutely.
The tyrannosaurus suddenly looked powerless and said, "Hey...... I don't have the strength to speak, you come here, come to the front, and I'll tell you slowly. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, why was he so similar to Xiao Heihei's routine at the beginning?
So Qin Shou hugged the dragon horn tightly and said, "I don't want to say anything, I just want to gnaw on the radish." ”
Click......
"Whew...... Tap! That's the dragon's horns! Haven't you heard of pulling the scales and pulling the dragon's horns, the most painful?"
Qin Shou said cutely: "I haven't heard of it, since you are so confident, can you explain to me, what is a black dragon?"
"Explain what a fart!" I don't have the strength again, you come to the front, I'll explain slowly......" The black dragon's voice immediately lowered.