Chapter Thirty-Seven: Shoot to the Dead
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Shoot to Death
In the afternoon of the same day, a new couplet was hung at the gate of the 'Day Gluttony', which was neither neat nor combative, and the rhythm of the flat was not worth mentioning, but the content of the couplet was really interesting:
Sit in a coffin, ride a paper horse, don't drink if you're timid
Kick the bench, hit the table, and don't need money
In addition, Liang Xin also made his own decision and added a pair of horizontal criticisms: Shoot to death!
The strokes on the horizontal batch are written as if a knife is sharpening an axe and chisel, and it is very majestic.
Liang Xin's two neighbors, Black and White Impermanence were stunned when they saw this couplet, Hei Impermanence Zhuang Buzhou shook his head with a smile, stood at the door of Ri Yu, pointed to Liang Xin in the store, and asked: "Who are you going to shoot?"
Liang Xin hugged the 'Horn Crisp', and the 'Horn Crispy' hugged the Horn Crispy, the two main pets smiled and said nothing, looking Zhuang Buzhou up and down, as if they were thinking about patting him there......
In the past, pedestrians saw the gluttony and posted the 'slogan', couldn't help but stop and look at it, followed by a smile, everyone knows that this restaurant is on the bar with two mourning shops, and there are more good people to inquire, what is the meaning of 'strong and not money', and who is it to shoot 'shoot in death'......
In the blink of an eye, it was time for dinner, and the 'daily hunger' was still deserted, Qu Qingmo sat at the counter, boredomically shaking the abacus loudly, and asked Liang Xin: "I think the idea that Mr. Dongli came up with may not work." ”
Liang Xin replied with a smile: "Sir's idea is not an immediate solution, and it should be managed slowly." ”
The two of them were chatting with each other, and there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and dozens of big men walked into the day with a majestic look.
Qingmo was happy at first, but immediately sank his face and smiled coldly. 'Croissant Crispy' was even more frightened, and after jumping three times and jumping into the counter, Liang Xin didn't change much, he still smiled.
The big men who entered the store were all disciples of Tiance Gate, and they were surrounding their head Zheng Xiaodao.
Zheng Xiaodao's arm was still splinted and wrapped in gauze, and after entering the store, he first looked up and down, left and right, and then walked up to Liang Xin and showed a relaxed smile: "I heard that if you eat in a hungry day, as long as you can slap the table with one palm, you can be exempted from eating money?"
This is the method that Mr. Dongli came up with for Liang Xin, and now those who dare to eat in Japan are all bold and heroic, eating with a greasy mouth, drinking until they are half drunk, and then slapping the table with a palm, which provokes even more joy!
What's more, if you can smash the table, you can also save money for food. To put it bluntly, it's a gimmick.
The wine in the daily gluttony is ordinary, because it is sandwiched between two mourning shops, and it can only do a business of grassland herdsmen and bold people who do not believe in evil.
This couplet is written for rough people, and naturally you can't fight in a neat and tidy battle, just seek vulgarity and domineering.
The excitement will be in the front, the gimmick is in the back, and if it takes time to operate seriously, the greed may not be prosperous, but there is a great key point: the table!
If the table is scattered, the food will be free, and the table should not be too bad, if it is scattered at one beat, the day will become good; but the table should not be too strong, no one can break up, and everyone will naturally lose interest.
Here's a good one to arouse everyone's interest, and don't lose the deal.
It's better to have a mechanical design that the host can control secretly.
This matter, ordinary people absolutely can't do it, but it can't help Qu Qingmo, after all, she is a second-step monk in the Shan state of mind, after blessing each table with some spells, which table she wants to lie down, which table will lie down.
Zheng Xiaodao began to carefully study those tables again, and from time to time he had to slap them twice to see if the table was strong, Qu Qingmo sneered: "If you break up the table after dinner, you will be free of charge;
Zheng Xiaodao laughed and said to Liang Xin: "We're not here to make trouble, Tiancemen doesn't do this kind of stupid thing that damages its reputation." ”
Liang Xin didn't speak, waiting for Zheng Xiaodao to continue.
"Since we are like-minded, we can help if we can, if we are friends in the future, we will naturally take care of each other, and if we are enemies in the future, then we will be benevolent and righteous. After Zheng Xiaodao finished speaking, his eyes began to wander in the hall, and finally said, "Choose me the least sturdy table!"
Dozens of Tiance Sect disciples sat down at the table, shouting for wine and food, and some of them were anxious and began to slam the table, many of these disciples were powerful, but this table was also magical, and after a few blows, it began to sway, as if it would fall at any time, but even if it was smashed ten times, it was still like that.
When he was full of wine and food, the sound of ping pong slapping the table was even louder, and Zheng Xiaodao, who had one arm, showed a lot of strength, and Qingmo was still a little worried at first, his spell couldn't help his strength, but later found that Zheng Xiaodao's strength was very small......
The sound of the day was full of wine, laughter, and the sound of slapping the table, and the whole iron shoe street was lively here, and later attracted several other tables of heroic guests, including local splashers, and herdsmen and merchants who seemed to be 'very talented'.
Passers-by saw that it was so lively inside, and most of them smiled. The two funeral shops bully people, but justice is in the hearts of the people, especially seeing Tiancemen's support for the gluttony, everyone is very comfortable, but the two shopkeepers of the coffin and paper horse shop are still noisy when they see that the sky is dark, and they are still noisy, and their expressions are a little anxious.
The people of Tiance Sect drank until the middle of the moon, and when they shouted to settle the bill, they slapped the table even harder, and it seemed that they were sent back to the sect to get the blade back...... In the end, Zheng Xiaodao couldn't break his table, but a young disciple of Tiance Sect slapped the dining table in front of him, and everyone was surprised and amused.
Liang Xin smiled and waived the meal fee for the young disciple's table, and the young man regretted it and muttered: I knew I wanted two more fish!
Zheng Xiaodao laughed loudly and slapped the back of the disciple's head: "Hit you brainless!" followed the checkout and left, returning happy.
The young man didn't understand why he was beaten, and he followed behind the head in a daze, and just walked out of the door suddenly felt a tightness on his hind legs......
Liang Xin hurriedly ran out and took the little monkey away, scolding in his mouth: "Don't want money after breaking the table, don't chase it out!"
In the middle of the night, among the other tables of guests, there were also a group of people who knocked down the table, so as to avoid the order, and calculate the account after closing, and there was still a small profit from the daily gluttony.
Liang Xin understands that with the help of Tiancemen, this gimmick of 'being strong and not wanting money' will soon spread in Tongchuan, and the daily gluttony will also be regarded as distinctive, and the business will gradually get better, and he was itching with excitement in his heart, beckoning Qu Qingmo to drink and serve food, and the two of them sat down to have a good dinner.
In fact, with Liang Xin's current ability, with his thirty-year-old achievement in refining the Twin Evil Origin Mana, not to mention a small restaurant, even the entire Tongchuan should not be placed in his eyes, but this is the character in his bones, things are not big or small, if you like it, if you want to do it, you can do it well.
Liang Xin is not a person who can get by.
In the following days, every lunch and dinner, there will always be disciples of Tiancemen to come to Liang Xin to eat, 'don't drink if you are timid, don't drink money', the gimmick of 'don't want money', and gradually spread in the community, although the business of the day is not thriving, but it has also improved, among the customers who come to eat, there are fewer and fewer disciples of Tiancemen, and there are more and more herdsmen and heroes.
Zheng Xiaodao was happy, Liang Xin naturally inherited his favor, and when the day was not yet open, he took the 'croissant crispy' to Tiance Gate to go around, chatted with the teacher, wrestled with the disciples, and soon became familiar with it. Naturally, I also asked about the origin of the croissant crispy, it was a Hu merchant who peddled it on the street, and the disciples of Tiance saw that this monkey was smart and interesting, so they paid for it back.
Counting the days, Liang Xin and Qu Qingmo have been in Tongchuan for more than a month, and their restaurant has been open for more than 20 days...... Now that everything is calm, there are only six days left before Mr. Higashi's public lecture.
These days, the old cat has never shown up, and he doesn't know what he's busy with.
In the month when Liang Xin arrived in Tongchuan, in addition to the four monks who were killed before, more than ten people were killed one after another, including two disciples of 'ninety-nine to one'.
The 'Five Great and Three Coarse' are hidden from the world, and the 'First Line of Heaven' of the Council of Elders under them rarely has any movement, and the remaining Nine Great Sects, which are collectively called 'Ninety-Nine to One', are the representatives of the top power of the Cultivation Truth, and the disciples under the Sect are not only profound in cultivation, but also have a high status.
It is said that someone has already reported the vision of Tongchuan to the 'first line of heaven'.
These things have spread in the streets and alleys, and even ordinary people know that there are constantly monastices being killed in the city, and the murderers are always at large.
The murderer is rampant, and there are more monks who come to investigate the case, and now in Tongchuan Mansion, you can see people cultivating truth everywhere.
Although he couldn't detect it, Liang Xin could also guess that his every move these days would be monitored by the investigators, and as soon as he and Qingmo arrived in Tongchuan, they fought with Tiancemen, and some monks began to be killed that night, so it's no wonder if they are not suspected.
But the matter has nothing to do with him, and he is not worried, so he ******** to do business, anyway, every time a monk is killed, he stays in the shop, and sooner or later he will clear his suspicion.
And Qingmo's embroidery water illusion originated from hermitage, and it had never appeared on the path of cultivation, even if it was a profound monk, he couldn't see her true face, and he didn't have to be afraid of being discovered by Donghai Qian's disciples......
That night, Liang Xin cleaned up after closing, and was about to return to the backyard to practice, when suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the person outside the door was slow and polite: "Is the shopkeeper here? ”
Another voice followed: "And Song Gongjin, hehe." ”
The owners of the two funeral shops did not know what was going on and visited late at night.