Chapter 22: Hou Xiaohua's New Errand
Stepping on the jade bridge formed by the manifestation of two jade dragons, the old monkey was in a trance for a while.
His former master, who was only eight buckets tall, once said that there was feng shui before ascending to the hall, and there was a golden bridge above the feng shui, which was the rule of the Son of Heaven. Although there was only a jade bridge under his feet, and there were not eight of them, he was still extremely excited.
The old monkey looked up to the sky and roared, only to feel that the ambition was full of ambition and ambition in me, and he looked at the four generals with a sideways eye, and actually slapped the railing all over: "The rise of my Huaguo Mountain is also today!"
General Liu walked past him, glanced at him, and said lightly and heavily: "Old man, if I were to go faster, the mist would be too big, and it would be bad to catch a cold." ”
Old Wen Jing realized that he was already soaking wet, and suddenly sneezed, hurriedly quickened his pace, and went through the water curtain to meet the king.
Thousands of monkeys entered this water curtain cave, and they were first shocked by the huge cave in front of them, and after listening to the king's words, they quickly dispersed. The king has prepared a warm and exquisite 'home' for them, who doesn't want to take a look at it as soon as possible?
Animals, like people, have always been the top priority, and Wen You is the first to be full. Didn't the poet say that he hoped to 'shelter the world's poor people are happy', and how is the obsession of buying a home and settling down unique to human beings?
The monkeys also know that a safe, spacious and dry cave is a hundred times better than a damp and cold cave, and that having such a 'home' makes it easier to hook up with the wild female monkeys outside the pack.
The imbalance in the number of males and females is also a real problem faced by the Huaguoshan monkey population...... It's just that what is it that the king calls 'the land of reincarnation of grains'? In the future, you must in it, otherwise you will be punished?
The monkeys are very puzzled, pooping and peeing everywhere is a rule passed down from the ancestors, can this be changed at will? And why change it, if you are anxious to urinate when you run out of the water curtain cave to pick fruits in the future, you have to rush back to this 'land of grain reincarnation', it is too troublesome! You will have a headache when you think about it.
But the king's order is unquestionable, the king said, if you want to disobey, you can do it, spank a hundred times and throw it out, and live back in those cold and damp wild caves before!
Oh my God, how can this be, who will like those black and rumbling broken caves after seeing the glorious scene of the Water Curtain Cave'!
There is no need for torches to illuminate the water curtain cave, the cave wall will automatically emit a faint glow, and there is no need to risk being burned to make a fire in the future, only the stupid monkey will choose to leave!
Regarding the proposal of the bathroom, the old monkey Wen Jing raised his hands to support it, and therefore threw himself to the ground for the five bodies that Sun Dakong admired.
When he lived in the country of Aolai with his master, there was such a thing as a thatched house, and the "land of the reincarnation of grains" was obviously more elegant than the name of the thatched house, and in his opinion, this was the sign of civilization! Wenhua was brilliantly dressed, how could he not have a toilet? At this moment, he had the feeling of meeting a bosom friend, and he wanted to sing a song happily.
As soon as he opened his mouth to sing half of the ancient style song of Aolai Kingdom, he was kicked by Sun Dakong on the buttocks: "What kind of messy thing to sing, it's too ugly! Get out of here, go and gather the monkeys to move all the fruits and food in the treasury into the water curtain cave, and then cancel the rule that the four generals will take turns in charge of the treasury, and you, the monkey, will also serve as the 'fruit and grain minister' of Huaguo Mountain, and the unified distribution and responsibility will be assigned to the monkeys, do you understand?"
Just now, I was still sighing that although the king was a 'generation of famous monarchs', he didn't understand the rhythm of music, and there was inevitably some fly in the ointment, and the old Wen Jing only felt that his eyes were dark and his heart was beating wildly, and he almost went straight to his back, and it took a long time to recover, and he said in disbelief: "Big ...... The king is saying......"
"What's the matter, are you really old and deaf or have no confidence in yourself? This king wants you to concurrently serve as my Huaguo Mountain's 'Fruit and Food Minister', which is equivalent to handing over the lifeblood of the Huaguo Mountain Monkey Clan to you, if you don't do well, beware of this king kicking your old ass!"
Old Wen Jing covered his buttocks with a smile, and the folds on his old face were piled up into a chrysanthemum: "Wen Jing thanks the king, Wen Jing should be the king's liver and brain, and my Huaguo Mountain...... "When it comes to emotion, I burst into tears, and I finally look forward to this day!"......
"Crying and laughing, shameful! Okay, let's get to work. I will add another deputy for you, and Hou Xiaohua will assist you in coordinating the fruit and grain of Huaguo Mountain in the future. ”
"Does the king want Hou Xiaohua to be the deputy of the old minister?"
Old Wen Jing was stunned for a moment. Hou Xiaohua, who was holding a banana and peeking at Sun Dakong's demeanor from time to time, was also stupid, and even she thought that the king was crazy.
"What? are you going to question the king's orders?" Sun Dakong frowned slightly, as if he was a little displeased.
Lao Wen Jing hurriedly waved his hands: "Don't dare, don't dare, the king's decision is naturally wise, the king will never be wrong if he speaks, the king said that the little flower girl can, then she will definitely be able to." In fact, the old minister wants to say that the little flower girl is smart and clever, drawing inferences from one another, and is really the light of my Huaguo Mountain, so she should be the main job, and the old minister will help from the side......"
'Bang', the banana in Hou Xiaohua's hand fell to the ground, and the little girl was completely stunned, Wen Xiang just said me?
Sun Dakong laughed, and kicked the old monkey's ass again: "I learned a few words from your master back then, and you came to me to show off! If you talk nonsense, you will really be Xiaohua's deputy, see where your old face is going to be lost! Why don't you get out of here?"
Wen Jingchen smiled and said, "Let's go, let's get out......" After speaking, he turned down, and really rolled twice, and then stood up and ran wildly.
Although the king's sycophant is to be filmed, he must not be filmed, if he really becomes Hou Xiaohua's deputy, he will be laughed at by the four generals of Ma Liubangba. The king is good at everything, he is simply my gentle nobleman, but this habit of kicking his ass is very bad, it really hurts......
Looking at the old Wen Jing who fled in the wilderness, Sun Dakong laughed.
However, Hou Xiaohua was still a little hesitant: "King, I, I'm afraid I can't do it...... I still want to stay with the king and serve the king...... The king doesn't want to drive me away, okay?"
Sun Dakong looked at her, if this girl goes to grow hair all over her body in a few years, she will definitely be the capital of disaster for the country and the people? This means that she is a righteous gentleman, physically and mentally healthy, has correct three views, represents positive energy, and does not be a strange woman, otherwise she can still let go of this little beauty...... It is even more difficult to be a good man with power in his hands! In my life, my grandson will suffer losses because he is too honest!
Hou Xiaohua saw that the king was silent for a long time, and thought that she had made a careless remark, which angered the king, and her eyes suddenly turned red in panic: "King, I ...... Am I saying the wrong thing?"
"Xiaohua, this king didn't say that he wanted to drive you away, you are still the king's personal female official, just a part-time Wen Jing's deputy. Don't underestimate yourself, this king said, you are the second only wise person in the Huaguo Mountain monkey group; although Wen Jing is flattering, he is a person who can do things, and he is experienced and has a lot of means, you need to learn more from him. ”
"King, do I really do it?" is really hateful, and this girl's biggest problem is that she always doubts her own ability.
"Xiaohua, remember the two sentences of the king, 'If you say you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it!, if you can't do it, you can't do it!' These two sentences contain the truth of heaven and earth, think about it carefully. ”
"Oh......"
Hou Xiaohua agreed pitifully, what the king said was always so profound, but it was so good, the king was so handsome!