Chapter 31 Two slaps
Kaifeng, Baihua Pavilion.
In the wings.
Shuai Guo crept up from the bed, for fear of bumping into them, and took another batch, without looking at their eyes, sat on the chair, and took a sip of wine.
The two stunning beauties were lying on the bed, at your disposal.
You're drinking here, you're still not a man. You haven't always had a lot of thoughts about flowers, why are you cowardly today?
How many good opportunities.
Fleeting.
"What's the daze, don't you give me a solution yet. Yun Sheng urged, getting along for a short time, Yun Sheng also saw the signs, knew that this kid was still a decent gentleman, and teased, "Do you still have anything wrong with us." ”
"That's right, we can't move now, we can do whatever you want?"
The acacia incense was already half burned, and the smoke was faint and filled the room.
Shuai Guo's eyes turned red at some point.
"Really?" Shuai Guo stood up and walked forward, grabbing her ankle with a hand.
Yunshang was startled, but her whole body froze, she couldn't move, she could only say loudly: "What do you want to do?"
She panicked.
After looking carefully into his eyes, he seemed to lose his mind a little, and secretly said, I'm crazy, to provoke him. Then I thought of the incense left by the old man, which was acacia incense, and my heart was bad.
"What do you think I want to do!" and pinched her little feet with his hand.
Hua Xiangrong also noticed that his eyes were wrong, and said, "What's wrong with you." ”
At a glance, the flower wants to look, it seems to be hidden in the clouds, still holding the pipa and half-covering the face, that appearance is very beautiful.
The hand naturally moved to Hua Xiangrong's little feet, Hua Xiangrong was going crazy, "You ....."
Before he could say it, his eyes were already red, and tears were rolling in his eyes, looking straight at her, the eyes were indescribable, the words were inexplicable, but they pierced his heart.
There's a voice in the bottom of my heart that says, you can't do this.
You are a man, not a beast.
Depend on!
Hit.
It was Acacia Xiang, who left from the bedside, walked to the incense burner, snuffed out the incense, and then turned around and apologized to the two girls, "I'm sorry." ”
......
The flowers want to look, and the heart of Yunshang is like a roller coaster, up and down.
After confirming that he was really awake, Yunshang said: "You don't know, you just like you lost your mind and wanted to ...... me" pretending to cry.
Thinking back to the scene just now, I regret it a little, I regret that I woke up so early, and I should pinch it a few more times.
"What are you still doing, don't you solve the acupoints quickly. Yunshang looked at him in a daze and urged.
"I ..... I'm not going to solve the acupuncture. Shuai Guo said embarrassedly.
I learned poison and light skills, but I didn't learn to solve acupoints.
"You..... You won't be fooling us, isn't that old man your grandfather, why don't you even teach you how to solve acupoints. The two girls were mad and couldn't solve the acupuncture, so they ignored him.
If you lie down in one position for a long time, your whole body will ache.
Yunshang was really sore, so she couldn't help but look at the handsome pot, opened her mouth, but didn't say it.
Shuai Guo was anxious to see it, and broke the silence and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it." ”
"Can you help me straighten my body?"
"It's... It's not good for men and women to kiss each other. ”
As soon as she heard this, Yunshang got angry, I am so beautiful, you are still not happy, and said: "You still suffer a loss." ”
"Yes. Shuai Guo got up, put his hands on her shoulders, and straightened her body.
"Take your groping hands away. ”
Shuai Guo looked cloudy, let go of his hand, and asked what happened. Yunshang said: "Where did you put your hand, did you take the opportunity to take advantage of me." "Heaven and earth conscience, I don't, Shuai Guo explained.
But Yunshang's eyes, the handsome pot only numb.
"You won't, kill me. Shuai Guo thought about it and said that he responded with a hehe.
Shuai Guo sat down in a chair and drank a glass of wine.
It's not going to go, it's not going to go.
After a while, Hua Xiangrong shouted, "You ......"
"What do you command? Shuai Guo stood up very quickly, trying to straighten her sleeping position.
"Nothing. ”
Rain on someone's parade.
Nothing was said all night.
Shuai Guo sat down, and fell asleep on the table.
And Hua Xiangrong, Yunshang was also sleepy and fell asleep in bed.
.......
Knock! Knock!
There was a knock on the door.
"Early in the morning, who? Shuai Guo shouted in a daze.
"Grandson, have you gotten up? I was tired last night, I brought you chicken soup to make up for you. Outside the door, the old white ghost said.
"I haven't gotten up yet, you wait for me first. Shuai Guo woke up from the table and prevaricated.
And Hua Xiangrong on the bed, Yunshang also woke up and found that she could move, Hua Xiangrong got out of bed first and looked at the handsome pot.
Suddenly, it's a slap in the face.
Syllable!
The handsome pot was beaten, what the situation, how could I be beaten, and I didn't do anything to be sorry for you.
And Yunshang laughed and said, "Little brother, don't be angry, she has such a temper." ”
"It's still sister, you ......" Before the good word was spoken, he was slapped again.
Syllable!
It was Yunshang who slapped him.
Shuai Guo covered his two faces and asked with his eyes, why are you like this.
"I didn't chop off your claws, it's already merciful. ”
Shuai Guo took a few steps back and said sadly, "I'm also a victim." ”
......
Wait for the handsome pot white old ghost to leave the Hundred Flowers Pavilion.
The old bustard entered the wing, stood carefully behind Yun Shang, and said, "Miss Yun, do you want me to send someone ......?"
"I'll take care of my business. ”
.......
"When did you come to Kaifeng?" asked the old white ghost.
"It's been a few days now. ”
"And where do you live?"
"Rented a yard. ”
On the same day, the old white ghost moved his luggage over, saying that he was afraid that his grandson would be lonely, but in fact, he rubbed it.
Howling dog slipped out last night to seduce other dogs, while the little novice practiced meditation and fell asleep early. In the early morning, the howling dog returned with its tired body.
And at this time, Shuai Guo and the white old ghost also came back from the Hundred Flowers Pavilion.
We met at the door.
"Shuai Guo, you actually brought this lustful dog out. The old white ghost stepped forward and wanted to pet the dog, but the roaring dog wanted to run away when he saw the first time the old white ghost saw it. However, no matter how fast the dog is, even if it has practiced martial arts, it has also run away from the thief saint white old ghost, and can only struggle desperately in the arms of the white old ghost.
The old white ghost slapped him over.
The whistling dog immediately behaved, did not struggle, and went to cater to it.
"Is this good? ”
Why did this pervert come, damn it, I'm going crazy, how could I meet him, this old pervert.
Old poison, the old man, these two perverts won't come too, their eyes rolled, they looked around, but they didn't see it, and they breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.
An old pervert, he can still deal with it.
It's enough to sell cuteness.
At this time, the little novice put breakfast on the table.
"Little brother, you come back. The little novice walked out, and when he saw an old man behind him, he said, "How can there be an old man?" ”
"Could it be that the old devil has taken in another disciple. The old white ghost was puzzled, "Why is he a little monk?" ”
Shuai Guo told the ins and outs.
"It turned out that I picked up a drag oil bottle. "Then I lost interest and wanted to sit down too early.
The little novice said, "Old man, I have a bowl of this porridge, a bowl of the big brother, and a bowl of the Howling Dog, without you." ”
And the handsome pot has been grunting with hunger for a long time, and it has been served.
The old white ghost looked directly at the handsome pot, saying that young people now do not respect the old and do not respect the elderly, alas, the world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient. Shuai Guo was helpless and handed his bowl to the old white ghost.
The old white ghost didn't say a word, and took the bowl numbly.
In the courtyard, there are two rooms.
One handsome pot, one small novice roaring dog.
Now there is a white old ghost, a handsome pot and a small novice, and the roaring dog is excluded, whoever calls him a dog can sleep.
Howling dogs, I protest.
Shuai Guo said, the protest was ineffective.