Chapter 005: Sudden Scream

Sou!

Suddenly, everyone only felt a flower in front of them, and they saw the bear child dragging a string of afterimages and rushing forward. After about 1:5 seconds, they caught up with the islander.

Bang!

With a muffled sound, the running islander flew directly off the ground and fell about three meters in front of him, which was also the exit passage of the airport. Moreover, the head is located between the feet of a middle-aged woman.

It was so coincidental that this woman was wearing a skirt, the shorter kind.

Such a precise position, can it be returned?

"Ah~~~"

The woman screamed, and then went berserk. The high heels kicked directly at the head of the island people, and the speed was not slow, and he was afraid of two feet a second.

"Shoot him!"

"Yes!

Looking at the scene in front of them, many people roared angrily, eager to come over and kick their feet. In front of the public, run under people's skirts, and don't be killed.

Lu Xiaoye couldn't bear to look at it directly, and retreated silently, for fear that it would be discovered that it was a good thing he had done.

After all, the woman's head hurts when she looks at it, and she is afraid that she has two hundred pounds to go up, and when she kicks someone, there is nothing in her body that does not shake.

This kind of block, let alone beating, just pressing on you like that, there is a danger of suffocation. What's even more terrifying is that she is a standard black from Africa, and she definitely can't be messed with.

Lu Xiaoxie returned, but the island people were unlucky, and they were kicked more than a dozen times, and the pain was so intense that he screamed more fiercely than killing a pig, several teeth fell out, the bridge of his nose collapsed, and his face was covered with blood.

Originally, the two policemen who chased after them could have stopped them, but they didn't move. In my arrogant devil in the Yanhuang Empire, Lao Tzu still doesn't kick hard enough.

The big black sister also seemed to be deflated, and finally kicked it and left, turning around very gorgeously.

The people of the island country originally had some cultivation, so they would not be so miserable. But Lu Xiaoxie's punch just now used a little internal force to hurt his internal organs, and he couldn't dodge it at all, so he could only lie down and kick Big Sister Hei.

Finally, the two policemen walked up, put on the big watch for the island man, and lifted it up and escorted him away. As for the rest of the situation, it is not known.

This small turmoil was announced, and everyone hurried to board the plane. At the same time, they all gave Lu Xiaoxiao a thumbs up and had another understanding of the word bear child.

"Big brother, thank you!"

The little boy just now thanked him and bowed to Lu Xiaoyi very seriously.

Lu Xiaoye smiled slightly and said, "No thanks, we are all Yanhuang people, and we must not let people from other countries bully us." Let's go, the plane is about to take off. ”

"Thank you so much, little brother. ”

The old man also thanked Lu Xiaoxie, very sincerely, and his gratitude could be seen.

Lu Xiaoxiao waved his hand, and then boarded the plane together. Coincidentally, the three of them were in the same row, the child's by the window, the old man in the middle, and Lu Xiaoxie by the aisle.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!"

Just after Lu Xiaoxie and the others sat down, a very sweet voice sounded: "Due to special reasons, this plane is twenty minutes late, and I apologize to everyone on behalf of Yanhuang Airlines Group." ”

"Please fasten your seatbelts, the plane is about to take off. If you have a child, please make sure that the child's seat belt is also fastened, and have a great trip!"

After the voice of the broadcast flight attendant fell, the plane's engine started and headed for the runway.

"Huh?"

Lu Xiaoye was a little confused, why didn't he follow behind with English like Lert Monk Jet? Could it be that the flight attendant couldn't speak English?

How did he know that on the Blue Star, Yanhuang had become the world's lingua franca a hundred years ago, and the official diplomatic language of all countries was Yanhuang, and it was repeated in English.

On the contrary, in other countries, after saying it once in their language, it must be said again in Yanhuang.

However, Lu Xiaoxie didn't bother to dwell on this issue, he was waiting for the opportunity to see if he could have an affair. But the odds are slim, economy class, ghosts and you have an affair!

Lu Xiaoxie secretly scolded Xia Ziyan in his heart for being too picky, she didn't buy the first class, what did she do with so much money? Also, there were 10,000 yuan in the card for himself, and if he wanted to play well, he had to find a way to make money by himself.

"Big brother!"

The little boy pulled the seat belt around his waist with both hands, blinked his big eyes and asked Lu Xiaoxie: "Why do you want to wear a seat belt? ”

Lu Xiaoye smiled slightly: "Seat belts, life belts, that's to protect our lives." If we don't tie it up, we'll be tossed around like a cup in a car. The cup is broken, and the man is killed. ”

"It's terrible!" the little boy hurriedly pulled his seat belt again, for fear that it would not be tight enough.

The kid seemed to be a talker, and then he said, "Big brother, that name of yours is too long." My name is Wang Zijie and I am in the fourth grade. ”

Hearing this, Lu Xiaoye almost couldn't help laughing, what a simple child!

But that's not all, Wang Zijie tilted his head and crossed his fingers and muttered to himself: "The first genius outside the plug, punching the ruffian hooligans, kicking the bad-hearted foreigner, the hero known as the evil king, Lu Xiaoxie...... Wow! Twenty-eight words!"

As he spoke, he looked at Lu Xiaoxie in a daze, and said, "Big brother, when you took the exam, was the space in the paper enough for you to write your name?"

"Poof!"

Lu Xiaoxie couldn't help laughing anymore, this kid is too cute. However, this is also the life that Lu Xiaoxie yearns for, don't think about complex issues, just be happy.

Immediately, Lu Xiaoye patiently explained: "Zijie, my name is not so long, I am deceiving that big villain." My name is Lu Xiaoxie, and you can call me Brother Xiaoxie. ”

"Brother Xiaoxie, I don't know how to do arithmetic, can you teach me?" Wang Zijie said, and asked his grandfather to take the schoolbag on the luggage rack.

Lu Xiaoye hurriedly stopped: "Zijie, you can't do that, the plane will take off immediately, it will be very dangerous to do that." You can't do that not just on an airplane, but also in a moving car, remember?"

"Hmm! I remember!" Wang Zijie nodded seriously, and then said: "Brother Xiaoxie, can you play idiom solitaire with me? ”

Lu Xiaoxie is so helpless, just stopping it, firstly, it is dangerous, and secondly, he is afraid that he will not be able to do it, then he will lose face and lose his hair. But now? Idiom solitaire, can you say no?

No matter what, Lao Tzu is a forty-year-old man in two lifetimes combined, and he will lose to a little child?

So, Lu Xiaoye nodded and smiled: "Okay, you can talk first." ”

Wang Zijie was not polite, and immediately said an idiom: "Ten thousand purples and thousands of reds!"

"It's booming!" Lu Xiaoxie also blurted out without thinking.

"Burn your eyebrows!"

"Hello Grandpa Mao!"

"Huh?" Wang Zijie looked at Lu Xiaoxie in a daze and said, "Brother Xiaoxie, is this also an idiom?"

Lu Xiaoxiao nodded heavily and said, "Well, yes, you will learn it when you grow up." ”

"Oh," Wang Zijie nodded, as if he understood, and then said: "Okay, then let's continue, good mountains and good waters!"

"Fishing for the moon in the water!"

"Old man under the moon!"

“......”

“......”

"Thousands, thousands!"

"10,000 meters in the air!"

Just as Lu Xiaoye finished saying the four words 10,000 meters in the air, he suddenly heard a scream from the direction of the first-class cabin: "Playing hooligan...... Ahh

At the same time, the plane had reached take-off speed, and the nose of the plane was lifted upwards and rushed into the clouds.