Although he couldn't understand what Tete was yelling, Duan Lang guessed what Tete was meaning from his body movements, and Duan Lang smiled: "Yo, it's quite kind." ”

Tete rolled her eyes and turned to run towards the lab door.

It remembers the shape of the fruit it just ate clearly, and the owner doesn't give it the fruit, so it goes out to find it by itself!

After running a few steps, Tete stopped, remembering the moment he had just swung his claws.

Tete raised his paws, and with a thought, a trace of the true intent of the avenue that was invisible to the naked eye permeated out.

Within a radius of 100 miles, all the rules and laws have changed, as long as Tete's mind moves, he can reach anywhere within a radius of 100 miles!

Tete's vision has become incomparably wider, and every grass and tree in a radius of hundreds of miles is all under its control!

Suddenly, Tete's eyes lit up and he saw his old enemy!

Those two jackals!

Tete was sure and sure that now it could poke the two jackal demons to death with one finger, an anthropomorphic smile appeared on its face, and its figure flashed in front of the two jackals.

"Wang...... (You two brutes, you were going to attack Bent just now?)"

Tete stared at the two jackal demons with vigour.

The two jackal demons were stunned in an instant, and they fell directly to the ground, trembling, and kept kowtowing.

Jackal Demon Armor: "Whew...... (The wolf and the dog were the same ancestor 10,000 years ago, please spare your life!)"

Jackal Demon B: "Whew...... (Spare your life, please let us go like a fart!)"

Fart?

Tete's eyes lit up, and the dog's mouth turned up slightly...... (As long as you eat Ben Teo's fart, Ben Tee will spare you this time.) ）”

"Woo...... (Thank you for not killing the big demon!)"

Poof, poof, Tete let out two big stinky farts, almost stunning the two jackal demons.

However, the two demons didn't dare to hide, nor did they dare to hold their breath, forcibly suppressing the pungent stench, and kept complimenting.

"The breath of the big demon really makes the little demon want to stop!"

"It's an honor for a little demon to be able to bathe in the breath of a big demon!"

Tete is very happy, and the more people (demons) who eat fart, the less shame it has.

". ”

Tete Dog's paw waved, and the two jackal demons fled as if they had been amnestied.

Tete Dog moved, the true meaning of the Great Dao appeared on its paws, and its divine consciousness once again shrouded the range of a hundred miles, and in its divine consciousness vision, several fruit trees appeared, and the fruits on them were the fruits that the master gave it to eat.

Tete's figure flashed and appeared a kilometer away, next to several fruit trees.

Special beckoned the dog's paws, and the fruits on the tree fell one after another.

Afraid of farting, Tete didn't eat much, only ate a dozen fruits.

An anthropomorphic smug smile appeared on Tete's dog's face, and from now on, Ben Tete will never eat fart!

Soon, the smugness on the dog's face disappeared!

Why?

Why?

Obviously it is the same fruit, why does the fruit given by the master contain Taoist rhyme, these fruits are just ordinary fruits!

Tete did not believe in evil and flicked down a dozen fruits again.

Still no rhyme!

Is it a problem with this fruit tree?

Look for the trees that the owner picked the fruit from!

Tete kept twitching his nose, analyzing Duan Lang's breath in the air.

Not to mention, it really allowed Tete to find a few fruit trees where Duan Lang picked fruits.

Sou!

Tete came to the trees and raised his paw to flick down a few fruits.

Boom, boom.

Still no rhyme!

Tete is completely wilted!

Why?

For the same fruit tree, why does the fruit picked by the owner contain Tao rhyme, but the fruit it picks does not have any Tao rhyme?

It's not scientific!

Very unscientific!

Continuously exerting the true meaning of the Great Dao, the Dao rhyme in Tete's stomach was all digested, and it was hungry......

Coo, coo.

Tete's stomach cried out in anger.

Tete understands that the big plan of not eating fart has been shattered before it has even begun to be implemented!

Tete shrugged his head and reluctantly returned to the lab.

Duan Lang was lying on the massage chair with a happy face, and Hatsune next to him cut the fruit into small pieces and fed it very intimately.

Duan Lang gulped down the fruit, and for the first time, he felt that it was not bad to come to the other world, at least he would no longer have to be scolded by the dean, and he would no longer have to be confined.

The only thing that made Duan Lang a little regretful was that it was a robot that fed him the fruit, if it was replaced by a beautiful woman, how good would it be?

I don't know why, Duan Lang's mind suddenly appeared Li Wan'er's figure.

Duan Lang hurriedly shook his head and shook Li Wan'er's figure away.

What do you think?

Miss Wan'er is a cultivator, he is just an ordinary person, and before the completion of "Purple Mansion Divine Skill", he still has those unrealistic fantasies.

Duan Lang has decided, and immediately cultivates the "Purple Mansion Divine Skill"!

Duan Lang took out the jade slip, and then was stunned.

Can anyone tell me how to use this jade slip?

Old man Li is not a son of man, he gave me a jade slip, but he didn't tell me how to use the jade slip!

Duan Lang was so depressed that he almost vomited blood!

At this moment, Tete returned to the laboratory, came to Duan Lang's side unusually well-behaved, and rubbed Duan Lang's thighs flatteringly, not to mention how humble his eyes were.

Isn't it humble, okay? It still has to eat its master's fart!

Duan Lang knew much about Tetedo, and as soon as its tail was cocked, he knew what poop it was going to pull.

If Duan Lang was in a good mood, perhaps, Duan Lang would be merciful and let out a fart to satisfy Tete's desire to eat a fart.

But now, Duan Lang is in a very bad mood!

"Tete, what do you mean by rubbing me? Want to eat fart? Didn't you just say that you will never eat farts again?"

Tete has the heart to die!

If it knew that there was no Tao rhyme in the fruit outside, even if it was killed, it would not dare to be so arrogant!

Pitiful, humble, and helpless.

Tete can only squeeze his eyebrows and sell cute.

"Wang...... (The owner's fart is the most fragrant, the fruit or something, it's not delicious at all.) ）”

Duan Lang angrily pushed Tete's dog head away: "Don't bother me, I don't know how to use this jade jian, wait until I figure out the jade jian, and then I'll give you a fart." ”

Tete turned his head to look at the jade slip in Duan Lang's hand, and a strange expression appeared on the dog's face.

Is this jade slip difficult to use?

As long as your mind moves, you can use it, right?

"Wang...... (Master, I will use the jade slip, you give me the jade slip!)" Tete kept snorting at the jade Jane.

Duan Lang paused for a moment, and asked hesitantly, "Tete, do you want Jade Jane?"

"Wang...... (Yes, yes!)" Te nodded his head.

Duan Lang did not hesitate to refuse Tete's request.

"If it's something else, it'll be given to you, this piece of jade slip contains "Purple Mansion Divine Skill", according to Miss Wan'er, "Purple Mansion Divine Skill" is a very precious three-grade exercise, but it can't be given to you, what if it is damaged?"

Teter was very upset, why did it make it? It was like it was the God of Destruction

Ahem......

It seems that when the IQ is still relatively low, it is true that the house is often demolished......

Sou!

Taking advantage of Duan Lang's inattention, Tete jumped up, opened his mouth to bite the jade slip, and snatched the jade slip from Duan Lang's hands!

Duan Lang was shocked and scolded angrily: "Tete, put down the jade slip! If you break the jade slip, Lao Tzu will never give you a fart again!"

Tete didn't panic at all, and with a movement of his mind, he released a spiritual power that instantly infiltrated into the jade slip.

Kiss!

The jade slip is activated, emitting a dazzling light!

In the void, an ancient book suddenly appeared.

With a move of the special dog's paw, the ancient books in mid-air were opened, and a page of the book appeared, on which there were humanoid action diagrams and parsed Chinese characters.

Tete cocked his tail proudly and walked to Duan Lang with a swaggering face to ask for credit.

"Wang...... (Master, Xiao Te helped you solve a big problem, do you want to reward Xiao Te with a fart?)"

Duan Lang looked blankly at the book that shone in mid-air, and couldn't say a word.

Why?

Why did Tete, a stupid Erha, know how to use Jade Jane!

And he, a super genius on the earth, couldn't figure out how to use the jade slip at all?