Chapter Twenty-Nine: Revolution Is Dinner Invitations

From changing to gradually getting used to something, you must go through a painful process, the golden cicada that has just crawled out of the soil will not immediately look at the blue sky because of more pairs of wings, the first thing it needs to do is to change habits, such as getting used to flying, learning to maintain balance.

Since shearing off the long hair that has been raised for fifteen years, Hou Xiaohua has been mercilessly ridiculed by the monkeys, and the newly awakened human aesthetics have been ruthlessly attacked, which makes her begin to doubt herself. So I ran to ask the monkey mother, and the monkey mother said that since the king said it was good, it must be good, and you have to believe in yourself and the king. Hou Xiaohua nodded heavily, her eyes would glow when she thought of the king.

Mother Monkey is right, Hou Xiaohua gradually found that the king looked at her eyes and looked at the monkeys completely different, once the king dreamed back at midnight, suddenly yelled, she kindly ran close to deliver water, but was grabbed by the king and called the little hand 'Mao Niu'er'. Anyway, I have also studied some words with Wen Jing, Hou Xiaohua knows that only human girls are called Niu'er, and the king is called Mao Niu'er, isn't that just calling herself?

What a strange feeling, Huaguo Mountain is cold, even if you stay next to the hot springs, sometimes you will feel a trace of cold, but why is it that when you are caught by the king's hand, you will feel hot all over your body, your face will be hot, and even your breathing will start to become short? Hou Xiaohua scolded herself for being unproductive, why did she shake off the king's hand? Huaguoshan didn't know how many female monkeys couldn't think of it.

But since that day, Hou Xiaohua has become much more promising, and she always likes to stick to the king when she has nothing to do.

The king really looked at her differently, this time the hunters under the mountain and the monkeys of Huaguo Mountain were not allowed to follow, but she was an exception. But she was only allowed to stay in this large wooden house, and said that she would obediently wait for her triumphant return.

This wooden house is said to have been built by hunters at the foot of the mountain, and the king said that the old hunters would build houses in areas where they often hunted, not only to rest their feet between hunts, but also to avoid sudden dangers. The house is very big, too empty will make people very lonely, Hou Xiaohua looked bored for a while at the burning wood in the middle of the fire, feeling that she was about to become a silly girl, so she ran to the window and looked at the mountain road outside. It was from this road that the king descended, and he will definitely come back from this road.

I remember that the king also said that he would bring back guests, who were human like her. Are all human beings exactly the same as herself? Just like the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, except for the difference between tall, short, fat and thin, they are all similar in her eyes. Hou Xiaohua is really looking forward to it, fifteen years, she has never seen a human like herself......

Hou Xiaohua herself didn't know that at this moment, she was like a little daughter-in-law looking forward to her husband's return.

Sun Dakong didn't let her wait too long, and when Hou Xiaohua chanted the king a hundred times, Sun Dakong, who had been sneezing a lot in a row, finally appeared on the mountain road.

Hou Xiaohua saw at a glance the two people sandwiched under the king's squeaky nest, both wearing clothes made of thick fur, their heads pulling weakly, and they were insulting the king without a word.

Hearing what they scolded 'monkey head' and 'monster', Hou Xiaohua was very unhappy, the originally weak and lovely little girl turned into a female tyrannosaurus, and rushed out of the wooden house with a long round wooden stick from the table next to the fire, pointing to Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing, who were struggling, and said: "You two bad people, if you dare to scold the king, I will ...... I'm going to beat you up!"

These two people really don't have much hair on their bodies except for the fur they wear, this is a human being, right? Hou Xiaohua was a little disappointed, these two people were too ugly, they couldn't compare to the king at all! The joy of seeing the same kind had already been dissipated by anger, and she wanted to help the king vent her breath at this moment, waving the rolling pin in her hand twice, making a fierce and vicious appearance.

Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing immediately stopped scolding and looked at the angry little girl in front of them blankly. There was absolutely nothing wrong with her, and she was a very beautiful little girl, and the rolling pin in her hand was deliberately left in the hut by the hunters. Hunters sometimes hunt for a long time, and need to eat and spend the night in the mountains, so it is natural to prepare all kinds of human utensils in the wooden house.

Mu Xijing is famous for liking little girls, especially this kind of fourteen or fifteen-year-old beautiful girl, and said in a concerned tone: "Little girl, what is your name, how did you fall into the hands of this demon monkey? After speaking, he straightened his waist with great difficulty, completely ignoring that he was still in the hands of the 'monster', and he was obviously a mud bodhisattva crossing the river.

Tai Zhou glared at him fiercely: "You better save it! Don't you see that this little girl and the demon monkey are in the same group? Hmph! I think she is probably a little vixen!"

"You are talking nonsense, I'm not a vixen!" Hou Xiaohua was extremely aggrieved, tears rippled in her eyes, this big man is not a good person, you are a vixen, your whole family is a vixen!

Sun Dakong glanced at the two earthen buns and asked Hou Xiaohua, "Xiaohua, is the water in the pot boiling?"

The big iron pot left by the hunters is stronger than the one stored in Huaguo Mountain, and before leaving, Sun Dakong asked Hou Xiaohua to boil hot water, and when he came back, he could make soup. Is it a treat to dinner, soup and water are always indispensable.

Hou Xiaohua wiped her eyes, nodded and said, "King, the water has already been boiled." Tai Zhou glared at Mu Xijing again, did he hear it, he was called the king, and he was not a fox spirit? Mu Xijing was immediately disappointed, how could such a cute and beautiful little girl be a fox spirit?

"It's good to bloom, Xiaohua, do you think it's better to steam these two two-legged sheep and eat them, or do you want to boil them?"

Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing were trembling when they heard it, oh my God, they knew that this monster was not at ease, and they said that they were inviting guests to dinner, it turned out that they were using Lao Tzu as a two-legged sheep, and they wanted to invite this little vixen to dinner.

Hou Xiaohua's big eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "Wang, people don't like to eat steamed, or chop the two-legged sheep, and stir-fry it to eat the most fragrant......" The monkey mother told her the story of monsters eating people, these two people are so hateful, they dare to say that this girl is a fox spirit, they should be scared!

Sun Dakong shook his head again and again: "It's not good, it's not good, these two guys are too thin, I'm afraid they can't be fried." According to the king, it is better to cook and eat, and there is meat to eat and soup to drink, which is the most great supplement. ”

Hou Xiaohua resisted the urge to burst into laughter, and then nodded: "The king said yes, then it must be good." ”

"I just decided happily!"

Sun Dakong laughed, lifted the two of them into the wooden house, and threw them directly on the ground, Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing wanted to struggle, but they felt that their whole body strength was locked by an invisible force, and they didn't want to move for half a minute.

The two of them glanced at each other, and both saw infinite sadness in the gaze of their companion. The old patriarch said yes, there is no monster that does not eat people, I can't imagine that Lao Tzu has been rampant in the mountains and forests for half a lifetime, and finally became the food in the belly of the monster, and died a suffocating death!

These two big fools are stupid, do you really think that the king wants to eat them? Sun Dakong is okay, Hou Xiaohua really can't hold back, and can't help but giggle: "Okay, okay, I don't want to eat you, you look so ugly, who likes to eat it? King, I'm going to add water, I've waited for so long, and the water in the pot is much less." ”

Seeing Hou Xiaohua jumping outside to get water, Sun Dakong smiled and patted Tai Zhou's shoulder: "Brother, remember what this king said, you can offend anyone, but don't offend women, otherwise I guarantee that you will die very miserably." ”

Tai Zhou glared at him: "You really don't want to eat us, demon monkey, what kind of conspiracy do you want to do to our brother?"

"Didn't this king say that he wanted to invite you two to dinner, believe me, this king never deceives. ”

Do you really want to invite us to dinner? Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing looked at each other, only to feel that their IQ had been greatly insulted, what the hell does this demon monkey want to do!