Chapter 265: I'm Your Dad [Ask for Subscription]
"Big brother, the situation is not right. That monkey seems to have jumped out of the rock of our town! That stone, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon every day, is much stronger than the qi veins of many mountains around it, and it has been condensed in Huaguo Mountain for a long time. I thought this was the time when Zhenshan was born, but I didn't expect that these auras were all used to give birth to children......" Vicissitudes of Life Monkey said.
When the cloud cave in the sky disappeared, the rabbit on the hill swooped out......
Before everyone could react, as soon as the stone monkey turned around, he saw a fat face coming over, looking at him with a gentle, kind, and loving face, and said word by word: "Smash, call me Dad!"
The monkey was stunned......
The monkeys on the mountain are also confused!
Batong opened his mouth wide and said, "What is this dead rabbit doing?"
The long-eyebrow monkey scratched his head and said, "Did he think the stone monkey was a chick, and thought that the first creature he saw was his mother?"
The vicissitudes of life monkey said: "I rely on ...... Why didn't I get there first......"
The monkey with the long arm said, "He won't really recognize him as a father, will he?"
Everyone looked over suspiciously, only to see the stone monkey looking at the rabbit in front of him in confusion, and opened his mouth slightly: "You are my ......"
"I'm your lovely, respectable father!" the rabbit looked at the stone monkey in front of him with starry eyes.
The stone monkey frowned, as if he was thinking about something......
The stone monkey asked, "Are you really ......?"
The rabbit continued to come up and said, "I'm really your father, I was the one who shot you on the rock, and then I had you." Come on, smash it, call dad to listen. ”
When the rabbit came to the monkey, the monkey's confused eyes suddenly became clear, grabbed the rabbit's ear, and said with a strange smile: "Dead rabbit, do you think I don't understand anything? You are my father? I am your ancestor!"
Then the monkey threw up the rabbit and smashed it on the ground, smashing it more than 200 times in a row......
Seeing this, the monkeys in the distance bared their mouths one after another, probably thinking that this stone monkey was too fierce.
Seeing this, Batong laughed and said, "Good fight! This dead rabbit should be beaten!"
The other three monkeys nodded in agreement, they had never seen a rabbit so cheap!
The long-eyebrow monkey smiled and said: "I know what this monkey is from, Lingming Stone Monkey! It must be Lingming Stone Monkey! This kind of monkey is born with spiritual intelligence, incomparably smart, and extremely high understanding! It can be said that when he was born, he already knew a lot of truths...... This rabbit is going to lie to him? haha...... This fight, no loss!"
The stone monkey was a little tired, and when he looked down, the rabbit was intact, and he still looked at him with a gentle and kind face: "Smash, call Dad, Dad will give you candy to eat." ”
The stone monkey grinned and said, "You really don't know whether to live or die!"
The stone monkey picked up the rabbit, found a big rock, picked up the rabbit and smashed it......
Knock knock knock......
Click!
The stone was broken by the stone monkey with a rabbit!
The stone monkey shouted unwillingly: "Rabbit, are you still convinced?"
As a result, the rabbit grinned at him and said, "Son, I'm really your father!"
"I'm Cao...... I don't believe you!" The stone monkey continued to pick up the rabbit and smash it!
At this moment, there was a loud bang in the distance!
The stone monkey subconsciously looked at it, only to see a stone on a small hill exploding...... It was the piece that Qin Shou carried out from Huaguo Mountain, and the stone was poured by Qin Shou with water, burned, smashed, and thrown, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and exploded......
The stone was a mountain that had been compressed into a stone by the monkeys and placed there, and now it exploded, and the sound was extremely loud!
For a while, the monsters around me were scared to avoid it!
Qin Shou didn't know why, he actually climbed on the shoulder of the stone monkey, pointed to the distance and said, "Son, your mother has given birth to a second child." ”
When the stone monkey heard this, his old face darkened, and he grabbed the rabbit, and then began to turn around the ground......
"Smash, what are you looking for?" Qin Shou asked.
"Find a bigger stone and shoot you to death!" the stone monkey said angrily.
At this moment, with a bang, a big stone fell not far in front of the stone monkey, and when the stone monkey saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled: "This piece is good!"
Qin Shou looked at it, and his old face was a little unsightly, because this stone looked a little familiar!
Qin Shou looked up and saw four big monkeys standing in a row in the distance, and one of them, a tall and thin monkey with long hands, was clapping his hands, as if he was patting off the dust on his hands...... Apparently, the stone came from his hand.
When the long-handed monkey saw Qin Shou looking over, he smiled at him, obviously with bad intentions.
In the distance, on the hillside, the big four joys, a cake, and a chicken got together.
Da Sixi said worriedly: "The king was beaten, and we just watched it?"
Mi Ji said: "Why don't you go up and try it?"
The senior thought about the ferocity of the stone monkey beating the rabbit, and suddenly said: "Good steel is used on the blade, I will wait and see, kill him at the critical moment, and kill him by surprise." However, you are good at flying, and you can sneak up on it. ”
The chicken smiled and said, "The stone was blown up just now, and my wings were injured and I couldn't fly." ”
Then the big four Xi and the chicken looked at the cake without saying a word at the same time.
A cake was not afraid, raised his head with his chest straight, and said arrogantly: "People are here, the flag is here! The sky is cracking, I won't move!"
Big Four Happiness, Chicken: "......"
Then the two silently gave a thumbs up, on the reason, this, they obey!
Knock knock knock......
At the foot of the mountain, by the East China Sea, a monkey and a rabbit kept smashing on a stone!
After smashing for a full hour, the monkey finally got tired, threw the rabbit on the ground, and asked breathlessly, "Rabbit, are you convinced?"
I saw the rabbit turn over and do it, and said with a smile: "Son smashed ......"
Knock knock knock......
"Accept it or not!"
"Son, listen to your father. ”
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
"Are you convinced?"
", it's time to eat. ”
Knock knock knock......
Another hour is fast by.
The stone monkey completely lost his strength, threw the rabbit aside, sat on the ground with his butt, looked at the sea in the distance and said, "Rabbit, you ...... Whew...... Can you get a face...... Call...... I TM...... Call...... A monkey, not a ...... Rabbit...... You count...... Call...... What kind of dad ......?"
Hearing this, Qin Shou got up, took out a peach and threw it to the stone monkey, the stone monkey was not polite, he took a bite in his mouth, and then raised his eyebrows, obviously, the taste of this peach was a bit beyond his imagination.
"Delicious, isn't it?" asked the rabbit swishing.
The stone monkey pursed his lips and said stubbornly: "Let's make do with it." ”
The rabbit didn't think so, and said with a smile: "Do you feel a strong father's love?"
Knock knock knock......
"Momoko is recovering her strength quite quickly, let's continue!"
Knock knock knock......
In the evening, the sun sets in the western mountains, the sky is full of red clouds, and a red sunhalo pillar above the blue sea is grounded in the sky...... Seagulls are chirping, monkeys are wailing.
"What the hell are you, why can't you die?" roared the stone monkey.
", don't get so excited. Come on, Daddy will sing you a song. Qin Shou sang slowly: "The stone monkey in the dead of night is a homesick stone monkey~~"
Stone Monkey ......
"Forget it, you dead rabbit, I won't have anything to do with you! " The stone monkey finally gave up teaching this rabbit completely, the skin was too thick, the meat was too thick, and it couldn't be beaten!
After saying that, the stone monkey was ready to leave.
Qin Shou shouted: "Smash, don't go!"
"Why are you not leaving?!Are you with you?" The stone monkey looked at Qin Shou angrily, by now, the stone monkey had given up the year of letting this rabbit change its name, and even, a little acquiescing.
Qin Shou looked aggrieved, and said pitifully: "Son, you sit here again, Dad will buy you oranges to eat." ”
The stone monkey tilted his head and looked at Qin Shou and said, "Forget it, don't go." ”
Qin Shou smiled: "Good boy, you can't bear me, right?"
The stone monkey shook his head and said, "Before going to bed, exercise for a while!"
Knock knock knock......
"What the hell is going on up there?!"
At the same time, at the bottom of the East China Sea, a patrol general looked up angrily at the shaking sea around him!
"General Qiyu, a monkey was blown up from a stone on Huaguo Mountain in Naaolai Country, and this monkey was holding a rabbit and smashing stones there, causing the sea to shake here. A shrimp soldier came running up and reported.
When the patrol general heard this, his old face turned black, and he grabbed the shrimp soldier, grabbed the shrimp soldier's neck, and stared at him!
Then the patrol general snorted, "Damn, I'm embarrassed to take out this low-IQ lie, am I a fool?"
"What I said is true, general, many brothers have seen it. Don't believe you, go take a look?" said the shrimp soldier, pointing to it.
"What are you looking at?" asked a young man who swam by while a whale swam by.
Seeing this young man, the patrol general didn't dare to be fierce, and hurriedly bent down and saluted: "It turned out to be His Royal Highness the Little Dragon King of the South China Sea, who patrolled the sea in the Lower East China Sea, and was ordered to inspect the sea area. Today, I found that the water in Shanghai by the East China Sea was shaking, affecting the rest of the people, so I came to check. The shrimp soldier reported, saying that the above ......"
Speaking of this, the patrol general didn't know what to say, after all, what the shrimp soldier said, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that it was fake!
Can monkeys pop out of the rocks?
Can a monkey catch a rabbit and smash a rock?
Smashing it for so long?
Is that a rabbit? That's a hammer, right?
......
Anyway, everything is not very reasonable, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense until he confirmed it.
I was a little unhappy to see this patrol general stumbling all over the year.
Although this East China Sea is not their family's South China Sea, but from ancient times to the present, the four seas are a family, and he, the little dragon king of the South China Sea, is in the East China Sea, and he also eats open!
When did a mere patrol general dare to be so contemptuous of him?
Seeing that he was unhappy with the New Year, the patrol general's heart trembled, and said: "Your Highness, it's not that it's small, you don't say it, and you don't know how to say it." What this guy said is not reliable at all, there are monkeys in the stones? How is this possible?"
When he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he smiled: "There are monkeys in the stones? This is interesting! Come on, come with me!"