Chapter Twenty-Three: Drunken Life and Dream of Death

"Wukong, you still have to call me Du ......"

"Uh~ah!"

Before Du Kang's words fell, he was overturned by Sun Wukong with a kick, and then followed with a punch.

"Little brother, don't do it, don't do it...... Ahh

"Dead monkeys, don't hit people in the face. ”

"I'm the god of wine, you little Bi Ma Wen dare to do it to me, you are dead!"

"Master Monkey, don't fight again, don't fight again!"

On the threshold of the Imperial Horse Prison, Du Kang and Sun Wukong, who had a blue nose and swollen face, stared at each other.

"Why do you want to lie to me?"

"Who lied to you, I was mistaken. Du Kang quibbled in his throat.

Sun Wukong moved his fist.

"If you didn't want to do it, how could I, the god of wine, Du Kang, deceive you into a small role!" Du Kang raised his head, and his two nostrils were facing Sun Wukong's face.

"What are you doing in the Imperial Horse Prison, I don't know you!"

Du Kang used his panda eyes up and down, looking at Sun Wukong carefully, and his eyes stayed on his ass for a while.

"Are you a monkey?"

Sun Wukong nodded.

Du Kang slapped his thigh, "That's right." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Bacchus I have been brewing monkey wine recently, it is said that this wine is made by the spirit monkey in the mountains to take a hundred fruits, and now the god of wine I have prepared a hundred fruits, and I am a monkey. ”

Sun Wukong stood up, looked around Du Kang, and asked puzzledly, "Then what should you do if you make your daughter red?"

"Naturally, it's to take women's ......" Du Kang was halfway through his words, and when he noticed that something was wrong, he immediately stopped.

Bared his teeth and glared at Sun Wukong.

"You're messing around!"

Sun Wukong smiled, "According to what you said, isn't that the reason." ”

"You monkey is unreasonable!" Du Kang pointed to Sun Wukong's nose, and his two eyebrows were raised angrily.

"I can't be reasonable, but what is reasonable, it's all my business, what do you have to do with it!"

"I, Bacchus, have never seen such a brazen monkey!"

"You are now sitting at the door of my imperial horse prison, stand up and take two steps forward and turn right to leave, so you can leave!"

"Ben Bacchus won't go!

Wukong conjured a golden hoop stick and pressed against Du Kang's heavenly spirit cover, "Or, Lao Sun, I'll beat you out?"

"Bi Ma Wen, a little Bi Ma Wen actually dared to threaten my wine god Du Kang, hehe. ”

Du Kang smiled contemptuously, pushed away the golden rod on his forehead, got up and took two steps forward, two more steps, and two more steps......

Du Kang suddenly turned his head and laughed, "Sun Wukong, you can't fight......!"

A gust of wind blew, and the golden rod was pressed against his head again.

"Ha ......"

"Don't do it, don't do it!" Du Kang hurriedly raised his hands and took two steps back.

"Get out of here! No gods are welcome in the Imperial Horse Prison!" Sun Wukong's eyes showed a fierce light, and he glared at Du Kang murderously.

"Wait!" Du Kang took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind, and took out a jar of wine.

The mouth of the altar is still sealed, and it is already full of wine.

Sun Wukong couldn't help sniffing twice, put away the golden hoop stick, and asked, "What kind of wine is this?"

"The only way to solve worries is Du Kang!" Du Kang read a poem.

"Du Kang?"

Du Kang shook his head, "I've told you the answer, Bacchus, you still can't guess!"

Sun Wukong involuntarily moved his fist twice.

"This wine is called Forget Worries, even if it is the god of wine, I can only make it in three years"

Dukang held out a finger.

"An altar?"

Du Kang shook his head, "One hundred altars!"

Sun Wukong began to suspect Monkey Sheng, he had never met a normal guy since he jumped out of the stone, does this mean that he is not normal.

He thinks that he is really abnormal, and only abnormal people will think that they are normal people.

"Can this wine really forget your worries?"

Du Kang shook his head, "Forget your worries, how can you solve your worries?"

"Yes. Goku nodded.

"So, although the world calls this wine the wine of forgetting sorrows, I have given it a special name - drunken life and dream death!"

"So what's the use of it?"

"Drunk and dreaming of death!"

"That's useless!" Sun Wukong turned his head and left.

"It's useless, you just need to drink a jar, a hundred years in a hurry, in your eyes it's just a smile!"

"That's still useless!" Sun Wukong continued to walk.

"Be prepared, in case you can use it later!"

"Give me a chance!

"I'll give you three altars!"

Sun Wukong was unmoved.

"Ten altars!"

"Deal!" Sun Wukong turned around.

"You, you...... Didn't you say my wine was useless?" Du Kang hugged the wine jar, feeling his heart dripping blood.

"Be prepared, in case I can use my grandson in the future!

Sun Wukong subconsciously moved his fists twice.

"You...... You...... Ten altars are ten altars, and I don't have this wine from the god of wine!" Du Kang was forced to be arrogant.

"What do you want me to do?"

"You follow me to the brewing department, my hundred fruits are there, and the drunken dream is also there!"

"Lead the way!"

"Oh!"

"Hurry up, I'm going back to feed my horses!"

"If you don't eat a meal, you won't starve!"

"How do you know that I'm in the Imperial Horse Prison?"

"I met a few little officials on the way to find monkeys, and they told me. ”

Sun Wukong nodded, somehow, he was always a little uneasy.

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Inside the Imperial Horse Prison.

"Xiaobai, when do you think this roof will be repaired, it is still black and good!" said the little yellow horse, and the ponies nodded.

The white horses looked at the dodgy Pegasi, their scrawny bodies, their yellow, falling fur completely exposed to the sun.

White Horse thinks that the darkness is actually deceiving the Pegasi, and this group of horses is happy to be deceived, and it is also a member of this happy to be deceived.

"Squeak-squeak!" the door of the Imperial Horse Warden was pushed open again, for the last time.

"Someone is coming. ”

"Hey, why isn't it the monkey?"

"New here?"

The horses were whispering.

"Hello!"

The Pegasi fell silent, instinctively sensing danger from the man.

"Why don't you speak, don't pay attention to me, you go on!" he smiled and paced slowly as he paced slowly over the Imperial Horse Warden, his gaze sweeping over each horse.

"Xiaobai, will this guy beat us?" asked the little yellow horse in a low voice.

"Of course not!" he had already crossed the stable and stood beside the little yellow pony.

The little yellow pony was so frightened that he almost fell.

"You can be louder, I can hear you anyway!" he said empathetically.

The Imperial Horse Warden remained silent.

"Don't you understand me?"

"I'll let you speak!" he suddenly roared.

The Pegasi trembled, fear taking over the hearts of the herd.

The man looked up and smiled brightly, "Then I'll ask you one last question, and answer it well......!

"What are your dreams?"

The horses looked at the strange man calmly with their indifferent eyes, and one of the horses asked, it said.

"What is a dream?"

"Hehaha...... Haha!"

He crouched on the ground and laughed maniacally, his eyes bulging out because of his hideous smile, as if they were about to fall in the next second.

He turned his head abruptly, his head almost crooked at ninety degrees.

"If you don't have dreams, then what are you living for?"

"Wait, die!"

"Hahahaha...... Haha!"

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