Chapter 10: I am the Monkey King
"Presumptuous, General Bang, you are too presumptuous!"
Wen Jing trembled with anger, he was once a pet raised by a scholar in Aolai Kingdom, and then his owner was in trouble, so he escaped into Huaguo Mountain.
Although he has been in the monkey group for decades, he often considers himself a scholar, so he naturally can't see General Bang's rude style.
Sun Dakong didn't want to say much, this is not a scientific research institution in Huaxia, when encountering arguments, everyone will put data and talk about logic, for a monkey like General Bang, it is not as good as a fist, the harder you beat him, the more loyal he will be to you.
General Chong Bang hooked his little finger, and Sun Dakong smiled: "This king has always loved to be reasonable, but there is also a pair of fists that are hard enough, if you want to be beaten, this king will naturally satisfy you." ”
General Bang laughed, took an arm-thick wooden stick from the little monkey's hand, pointed at Sun Dakong obliquely, and said, "What if you lose?"
"I'll go down the mountain immediately, and this Monkey King can let you do it. But what if I win?" Sun Dakong glanced at Hou Xiaohua, who was nervously hiding beside him, and had an idea in his heart.
"If you win, you'll be the Monkey King, my king!
General Bang was more irritable than General Ma, and he didn't bother to say a word to Sun Dakong, so he rushed over and smashed it with a stick. His wooden stick is five feet long, and I am afraid that it will weigh no more than dozens of catties, and even a tiger will be injured if it is smashed.
Hou Xiaohua closed her eyes in fright, and prayed silently in her heart: "The king must win, the king will definitely win!" Suddenly hearing the exclamation of the monkeys in his ears, his heart sank: "The king won't lose, right?" Hurriedly opened his eyes, but saw an extremely strange scene.
I saw that the king was standing in place, not moving for half a minute, and one tail was still pulling a beautiful knot behind him, and he was naughtily shaking it at her. General Bang's stick never cracked the landslide, but it was gently resisted by the king with a finger, and it was fixed in the air and could not fall.
Hou Xiaohua rubbed her eyes, making sure that she was not mistaken, the king was as relaxed as the pig sleeping in the cave...... No, no, no, where in the world is there a pig as handsome as the king? I am so damned!
Anyway, the king was very relaxed, and he only used one finger of one hand to block the terrible Honkai general, and the other hand made a strange gesture to her.
This gesture is too strange, the thumb and index finger are clasped in a circle, and the other three fingers are raised high, what does this mean? Hou Xiaohua couldn't figure it out, but she learned to make such a gesture.
"You ......" General Bang's monkey face turned red, and he could compete with his ass.
His stick is made of small Tsubaki trees, and when he smashes it down, he can knock a wild wolf the size of a calf away for several feet, but he is held up by a finger of the Monkey King, how can he not be surprised?
I wanted to pull back the wooden stick, but I found that the wooden stick was firmly stuck by a strange force, as if it had taken root on the fingers of the Monkey King, and with his strength, it was like a dragonfly shaking a stone pillar!
"Don't be sad, you're not weak, it's a pity that you met this king. ”
Sun Dakong flicked his fingers on the head of the stick, and the whole wooden stick turned into countless sawdust and shattered, General Bang looked at the empty right hand, and was stunned for a long time with a red monkey face, and suddenly knelt down in front of Sun Dakong with a pop: "Old Bang see the king, Lao Bang is convinced." ”
"Get up. ”
Sun Dakong laughed and helped General Bang up, glanced at the old monkey Wen Jinghe, General Ba and General Liu, who led the monkeys to kneel in front of him, and said, "Little ones!"
The monkeys replied loudly, "King, the monkeys are here." ”
"From today onwards, my grandson Dakong will be the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain! Wen Jing is still a monkey, and the four generals Ma, Liu, Ba, and Bang are the four strong generals.
From today onwards, everyone must unite and fraternize and make progress together, and if anyone dares to fight privately, this king will severely punish him!"
General Ma, who was tied up like a big dumpling, said in disbelief: "The king also appointed me as the fourth strong general......?
"Shut up! Who says you're guilty? If it weren't for your stick that day, how would the little ones know that King Ben was born a monkey?
Whoever dares to say that you are guilty in the future will be punished as if you were criticizing this king!"
Poor General Ma, the big horse monkey, immediately cried like a monkey child when he heard this, and there was a monkey next to him to help him untie the bound vines, and the goods beat his chest: "King, the old horse will be your person in the future......" Sun Dakong pouted secretly when he heard this, what do I want you to do with a big horse monkey?
General Liu came over and bowed, although he was extremely respectful, but he did not reduce his arrogance at all: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty has also practiced some human knowledge with Wen Xiang, and you should know that the king has a way, and I can prosper in Huaguo Mountain."
There is just a question, I don't know what 'unity and fraternity, common progress', I just feel that the king's words are mysterious, as if there is a great road hidden in it, and I also ask the king to give advice. ”
Sun Dakong nodded slightly: "These words came from the mouth of a great cultivator, which means that my Huaguo Mountain monkey group is not strong alone, and the group of monkeys is really strong!
General Liu thoughtfully: "Your Majesty will think about it carefully." ”
Sun Dakong nodded: "Well, when it comes to being like a brother, I remembered my bet with General Bang." General Bang, come here, this king has a big bargain for you......"
From today on, Hou Xiaohua's mother and daughter will belong to General Bang, not only can they move to the cave where General Bang lives, but in the future, the fruit rations of their mother and daughter will also be arranged by General Bang.
Hou Xiaohua was so happy, the king only said that he would give her a ration before, but he didn't really implement it, and this heart was really put in his stomach.
General Bang was about to cry, how did he see how ugly Hou Xiaohua was, his cheeks were not sunken enough, his mouth was not sharp enough, his eyes were too big to say that he was watery, the hair on his body was still so sparse, and the skin under the hair was too white, which was too ugly!
If he takes in such an ugly girl, he will be laughed at by the monkeys to death! But if he loses, he loses, although he is a monkey, he still understands the truth of 'willing to gamble and lose', and it is a good monkey to break his front teeth and swallow it in his stomach!
Sun Dakong saw that the group of monkeys were laughing and talking about General Bang's acceptance of a human ugly girl, and even General Liu, a high-minded monkey, was a little gloating, so he clapped his hands and said: "Little people, this king is in a good mood today, and he has specially ordered the treasury to be opened, take out the fruits and grains, and let you have a full meal!" Wen Jing, take this king to the food warehouse, and let the little ones eat until they are full, regardless of the loss today!"
He watched coldly, and he had already seen that the group of monkeys had vegetables, thinking that the food quota was insufficient after the winter, and the monkeys were rarely full.
The old monkey Wen Jing smiled bitterly: "King, although Huaguo Mountain is rich in products, it has suffered several natural disasters before the winter this year...... I'm afraid I can't withstand such unwarranted losses......"
Sun Dakong glared at him: "If you want to open the warehouse, you will open the warehouse! What are you doing in a rambling manner? Don't worry, since this king is a monkey descending from the sky, will there be no way to solve the food problem? You are the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." ”
After all, Wen Jing was a cultured old monkey, and when he heard this, he was shocked, covered his lower body with both hands and said: "The king spared the old minister, the old minister doesn't want to be a eunuch." ”
Sun Dakong laughed and kicked him in the ass: "Get out, this king didn't think about putting an old eunuch by his side, it's so beautiful that you ......"