Chapter 46 Picking up the sword at the end of the day
Linglu, a flower that is extremely delicate when in full bloom and blooms for only one day. Some people compare it to an epiphany, but I don't think so, because epiphany is only a flash in time, and spiritual dew blooms in the morning and withers at night.
It is more appropriate to use the word morning flower to describe it.
People who love flowers, many wandering remains, there was a person who loved flowers as life, alcoholic as life, all year round, only one day is awake, this day, is the time when the spiritual dew is in full bloom. Later, he fell ill and died, and the Linglu flower in the full ping merged with his soul and turned into a special sword - Chaohua Xi Pick Sword.
This story came out of the mouth of an old man, this old man, who was now standing in front of Shen Fei, who claimed to be the sword spirit who picked up the sword in Chao Huaxi, and threatened not to pass through this place without carrying himself.
Isn't that a bit ......? A bit self-inflicted.
Shen Fei and Shao Baiyu leaned in the sea of flowers, and their vigorous figures appeared and disappeared with the swaying of the flowers. They happily looked at the old man on the lonely rock, as if they were watching a humorous drama that cost nothing.
As soon as they met, the old man jumped and jumped, and sometimes, he twisted his ass shamelessly.
If he is a sword spirit, no one will believe him if he is really killed.
The two of them are indeed tired, thinking that this place is full of flowers, and it is good to stay and rest. He never disturbed the old man's self-amusement.
And the old man with all kinds of wreaths on his body and dog rings on his feet was also happy, singing and dancing to himself, regardless of what he sang, whether it was a ghost crying or a wolf howling.
The three of them melted into a circle, a strange combination that stood on the "top of the sea of flowers".
"Doodoo, doot, I'm my grandmother's little housekeeper. Grandma, grandma, don't move, move, sing, hahahahahaha, hahaha, ha ”
When the old man howled to the climax, the whole world quieted down, and after the world quieted down, Shen Fei vomited, vomited so much, vomited back and forth, laughed while spitting back, laughed while laughing, shed tears, runny nose, "I, I damn it, this, this can also be called a song." ”
Shao Baiyu hurriedly covered his mouth and said, "Shhh...... Don't talk nonsense, there are no good people on the road to heaven, while the old man is still normal, hurry up and rest and rest to nourish his spirit. ”
"This old guy sings so badly, how can I sleep. Shen Fei looked at the old man, pulling his neck and sneering, "Go down, go down, go down." ”
", stinky boy, what are you talking about. The old man's beard stood up, jumped over, pointed at Shen Fei's nose, blew his beard and scolded glaringly, "Stinky boy, what are you talking about." You dare to say it again. ”
"I said, you sing so badly, go down quickly. Shen Fei blinked his eyes and said word by word.
The old man was angry all of a sudden, patted his chest and scolded: "You dare to say that, you dare to say that, don't you dare to say that, aren't you afraid of death." ”
Shen Fei smiled slyly: "You are just a singer, what is there to be afraid of." ”
"I'm a singer, I'm a singer? You say it again, I don't hear clearly. In fact, no one knows better than the old man himself what his singing level is, so when I heard someone call himself a singer, I had a trace of inexplicable excitement.
"You love singing so much, aren't you a singer? Shen Fei continued to pretend to be innocent.
"yes, yes, of course I'm a singer. I'm a singer. The old man, who was originally fierce and vicious, suddenly turned into a gentle and lovely cute girl, put her right hand on Shen Fei's shoulder, and began to call her brother, "I said little brother, you really have a vision, you can see that I am a singer." Yes, yes, so, what do you think of my singing skills, and what needs to be improved. ”
Shen Fei's eyes narrowed, and he forced a smile and said, "You, the treble is not high enough, the bass is not low enough, the alto, almost nothing." The voice is as hoarse as a broken gong...... "Seeing that the old man's face was getting colder and colder, he had an idea, and said: "However, it is this broken gong-like voice that is the only bright spot." ”
"This is the highlight. "The old man's hair stood on end," he continued, and continued. ”
"Have you heard Yang Kun's song? Shen Fei smiled deeply.
"Yang Kun, who is Yang Kun. "The old man is in a hurry.
"A singer, his voice is known for being hoarse, very magnetic, I think you are more hoarse and representative than him, you can develop in this direction. ”
"Really. Am I really that potential? The old man shook Shen Fei's hand excitedly, "I hate to see each other late, I really hate to see each other, hello, I am the sword spirit who picks up the sword in Chaohuaxi." ”
Shen Fei calmly touched his nose and said, "My name is Shen Fei." This is my business card. As he spoke, he took out a leaf from his sleeve with the word Shen Fei engraved on it.
Shao Baiyu's mouth opened wide in shock, and his chin was dislocated: "This ...... That's fine, too. ”
The old man, who had been in the posture of an uncle before, was really convinced now, he trembled his hands, carefully studied the small words on the leaves, and then, holding the leaves with both hands, carefully put them into his arms: "Shen, Shen Fei, no." Brother Shen. I hate to see each other late, I really hate to see each other late. Here, please, come to the Humble House to talk about the development direction of the performing arts. ”
"Well. Shen Fei coughed, "Oh, the people who asked me for advice are all lining up to the top of Shu Mountain, although you have good qualifications, you have to know that you come first and come first." ”
The old man frowned, conjured a huge dry tobacco pouch out of thin air, and handed it over, "You are here today, passing by here, proving that you have a fate, and you can enjoy your face." ”
Shen Fei took the dry cigarette, looked at the sticky cigarette holder with disgust, and said, "Hey, that is, it depends on your qualifications, come on, I will make an exception today and mention you." ”
"This way, please, you please. The old man bent down to give way.
"Walking. Shen Fei shook off his figure-eight legs and walked forward with a swagger, and when he left, he didn't forget to turn around and throw Bai Yu a victory gesture, "Hahaha." ”
Shao Baiyu shook his head again and again, looking up to the sky and roaring: "This world, this world is really crazy. ”
The two of them stepped forward, the swaying flowers rolled up like waves, and a beautiful thatched house appeared in front of them, covered with flowers, fresh and colorful, like a dream.
Shao Baiyu noticed that there was no fire outside the house, let alone a stove, and there was not a single broken wood around.
When they got closer, the door of the house opened automatically, and the old man said again and again: "Please, please inside." ”
The room was clean and transparent, and it didn't seem that there were traps and ambushes, but Shen Fei still looked at Bai Yu inquiringly, after all, after going through so many things, vigilance had long been integrated into the bone marrow.
Shao Baiyu turned his face sideways, not looking at him, as if he wanted to say: "It's already here, what's the use of you still putting on this posture." ”
Shen Fei had a heart-to-heart with him, grinned at the old man pretended to be profound, and strode in with his hands behind his back. Inside the house and outside the house, bright flowers can be seen everywhere, these flowers are stacked on top of each other, forming a bed, the old man sat down first, Shen Fei hesitated, and sat down with the same ass.
"Brother Shen, dare to ask, how do you think I should cultivate the magnetism of my voice. The old man cut directly to the topic, and saw that Shen Fei was looking left and right, and stopped talking, and said: "Just speak directly, I will be taught by my own humble heart." ”
Shen Fei has been thinking about countermeasures, and when he saw that the words were pressing, he muttered: "There are hundreds of sounds, there are thousands of faces, and each person's voice is different. His words, quoted from the frontispiece of "The Thousand Faces Sutra - Transfiguration", because it covered one or two medical words, so it was extraordinarily professional, and the old man nodded again and again, his eyes widened and stared at Shen Fei: "Keep talking, keep talking." ”
"Fifteen years old is the age of voice change, and some people at this time, when their throat is injured, their voice will become hoarse, and if the hoarse voice is not well controlled, it will be like a broken gong, which is very ugly. But if it is well controlled, it is a unique advantage, which others cannot learn. Ahem, Shen Fei raised his eyes and looked, "When you were young, did you have an injury to your throat?" ”
The old man frowned, lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "I am born of the fusion of human blood and flowers, and the part of human blood is ...... I remember that man loved to drink before he died, so his voice was hoarse. ”
"That's right. Shen Fei clapped his hands and said, "Since this voice is innate, you have to practice hard and strive to make achievements." ”
"Yes, yes, I will practice diligently and strive to become a qualified singer, a singer who is loved by the world. The old man hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "Dare to ask what the method of practice is." ”
"Sing me two more lines. Shen Fei said.
"Ahhh......h
"Stop, stop. Shen Fei gestured again and again, "Stand up and sing, stand up and sing to exhale your breath." ”
The old man was originally a little displeased, but he had been dizzy before, and he saw Shen Fei's righteous words, so it was not easy to attack, so he stood up according to the words, and opened his neck and howled.
"Are you not convinced? Shen Fei covered his ears and looked at him expressionlessly.
"How dare you, how dare you. Saying this, the old man's neck is very high.
"The human voice is in the throat, the vocal range is in the abdomen, when sitting, the breath is hoarded, the circulation is not smooth, standing up, the voice is smooth, and the opposition is unimpeded, for people who do not understand the change of voice, standing up and sitting and singing does not seem to change, but for singers who want to become famous, the difference is great. His voice grew deeper and deeper, until the last word came out, and he slapped his palm on the flower shop.
With a "bang", the old man shivered in surprise and took two steps back.
Shen Fei was reasonable, and he had completely defeated his psychological defense. However, how did he know that these were all from the voice practice method in the "Thousand Faces Sutra - Transfiguration Technique", which was to help the transfigurant practice pronunciation and imitate the special annotations of other people's vocal range.
This medical book was given to Shen Fei by the medicine man, and the medical theory was naturally impeccable, and the old man couldn't find any flaws at all, so he trusted Shen Fei more and more.
Three points of truth and seven points of falsehood can be described as the highest level of flickering.
The old man unconsciously walked into the game, falling deeper and deeper, and the more he pondered at this time, the more he felt that what Shen Fei said made sense, and apologized again and again for his previous behavior.
Shao Baiyu's jaw was about to dislocate in shock, and his gaze at Shen Fei implied a sense of worship for the "Great God".
"Ahem, ahem. Shen Fei's continuous cough gave the old man a chance to pat himself on the back, only to see his right hand flip, a large piece of rose petals suspended in the air dragged a jar of yellow things over, the old man said with a smile on his face: "This is the best royal jelly, I usually use it to open my throat, please taste, please taste." ”
Shen Fei took the jar off the petal holder, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and said, "The thing is good, take a jar for my friend too." ”
The old man tensed his face and said, "This thing is so precious, I usually don't want to drink it......"
"En?" was glared at by Shen Fei's eyes, and the words behind were digested in his stomach, the old man cried and mourned like a dead mother, his right hand was slightly bent, and another bottle of nectar floated over, "Okay, who made me want to be artistic, I will bleed today, but wait a minute, you must tell me in detail about the direction of my future development, can you deduce." ”
"Why, threaten me, then I won't drink. Shen Fei thought to himself that he had already been forced to do this anyway, so he simply acted the trick seriously.
The old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, don't dare, I just want to describe the preciousness of this nectar." ”
"That's it?"
"That's it. ”
"If you don't want to say it, don't nest it in your stomach, I don't like to be strong. ”
"Absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing. ”
Shen Fei nodded with a smile, lowered his head and took a sip, the sweetness entered his throat, the fragrance flowed away from the eight veins of the strange meridians, it was extremely sweet, and his heart was indeed an excellent bee jelly, this old guy wouldn't be a real flower demon, he looked ugly.
His expression was always serious, and when he raised his head, he did not improve, and the old man's heart suddenly beat a drum, and he couldn't figure out the depth.
Shen Fei was about to find a step for himself, but when he saw that Bai Yu had never taken the cup, his heart moved, and he said: "Drink it, don't waste it, it is indeed the best bee jelly." ”
The old man grinned happily and echoed, "Needless to say, it is definitely the best bee jelly." ”