Chapter 665: I'm a Professional

"Kill him, kill him......"

"Slow, slow, everyone listen to me, let me deal with it, I'm a professional exorcist!"

The young man tried his best to break away from the crowd, separating the crowd from the fish demon, and seeing that the surging group sentiment had subsided slightly, he said bitterly: "People are born of people, demons are births, they are all flesh and blood, why is it too bitter to fry each other? We have to use love to influence, believe me, only great love can calm the sins of the world and return peace to the villagers!"

"Little brother, are you okay?" someone questioned, really, this young man is a little unreliable!

Have you ever seen such a weak exorcist?

Not at all!

The little arms and legs, with fine skin and tender meat, the abdominal muscles are a whole piece, but the chest muscles are not, I'm afraid, even a mosquito can't kill it!

Otherwise, why do the villagers call him little brother instead of the big "breasted" brother?

Eh, it seems, fine skin and tender meat have nothing to do with fighting mosquitoes, but thinking about it, why do you feel a little greedy, like, this little brother, it's delicious.

Somehow, a few wisps of murderous intent suddenly appeared in their hearts, and they came back to their senses in a trance, thinking that because of the hatred of the fish demon, the fierce light fell on the fish demon with the red fruit.

In other words, the fish demon is really a creature in the water - it can only come in the water, not on land, why did it go ashore, so it changed to a pitiful appearance, blame me for seeing pity!

What about the ferocity just now, the five-foot-long fangs, the eight-zhang-long demon body, what does it mean to be curled up into a ball, and you don't even tie the crotch cloth, it's really, it's too spicy!

Eh, it seems that you said something unrelated again?

only said, the young man saw that everyone was fierce, how dare he hesitate, and slapped his chest loudly: "Don't worry, I'm a professional!"

As he spoke, he unfolded the package behind him, pounced on it, and opened it three or five times, with a gourd with a handle, a huge rattle, a tattered picture album, and a villain book, all of which looked like them.

Wait, villain book, what the hell is this?

"This should be, it's a magic weapon for exorcists, right?"

Although the villagers couldn't understand it, when they saw that he was very powerful, they immediately hesitated, and decided to take a look at the methods of professionals first.

As for whether it is a brick family, whether to kill the fish demon, by the way, even the brick family will be killed together, it depends on the performance of the young man.

On the flat ground, the young man was calm, crossed his knees, picked up the gourd, gently turned the handlebar, accompanied by a melodious tune, and listened to the young man chanting softly:

"Child, child, why are you so bad? Bully, deceive, why do you do it? Learn to be a good child, love each other, care is in the heart, full of color. Obediently, you come back quickly, I hold it, and it has been open for you. Be obedient and truly repent. You will always be my favorite child. ”

The song is soft, full of truth, goodness and beauty in the world, rising with the wind and stirring people's hearts.

The villagers admit that the song is indeed a good children's song, but what can you do if you say yes?

Why don't you see the golden light vibrating and the vision falling? Why don't you see the fish demon crying bitterly and bowing his head in submission?

Why just listen to you again, over and over again, and sing non-stop, non-stop, singing makes people upset!

Even the villagers felt upset and couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, and the fish demon couldn't bear it anymore, grinning his mouth full of fangs, raising his fist the size of a casserole, grabbing the little young little white face, punch, punch, and punch down!

"Oops!"

"Don't!"

"Oops!"

"Hit!"

With the rhythmic screams of the young man and the rhythmic bounced legs, the villagers suddenly felt that their hearts seemed to have calmed down a little.

A little, a little, and a little!

"Well, still, when the fish demon has fought enough, let's stop him again!"

In the little young man's screams of pain, the villagers thought happily.

Call!

A gust of wind rose, and Xiubai's figure suddenly interspersed in, revealing a woman with a sinister face, this woman didn't say anything, grabbed the fish demon's hair, raised the same delicate fist, and came a crazy demon eighteen fights, fists like electricity, legs like wind, electric switches, straight to the fish demon everywhere blood, unable to resist.

Woohoo!

The woman suddenly pulled out the demon bag and pocketed it on the fish demon, pulling up the four corners and making a ball, the demon bag became smaller and smaller, and the twisting movement gradually subsided.

When the demon bag was only the size of a fist, a pocket-sized fish puppet rag doll shook off and was pinched in her hand.

"You're an exorcist too, why?" the woman asked, her face unpale.

"Exorcism ceremony!" Xiao Young replied, lacking confidence, pointing to the fish puppet rag doll and said, "That fish demon?"

"My!" the woman said crisply.

"I know, but ......" the young man had a difficult face.

"Mine!" the woman didn't give him face.

......

"Miss Duan, Miss Duan, slow down, wait for me. ”

Xiao Xiao ran out of breath, busy, his feet "again" slipped, rolled down the hill, and it took a long time to climb up, Duan Xiaoxiao's face was full of impatience, pinching his waist, and the corners of his mouth went up.

Eh, what did I say?

"Do you want it?" she asked.

"Yes!" the young man nodded, unpretentious.

"How much do you pay?" Duan Xiaoxiao asked again, obviously, he regarded this as a transaction.

"This, this, how cheesy it is to talk about money!" The young man pointed his two index fingers together and replied shyly: "The girl is like a fairy, how can she be tainted by these things!"

Money?

I'm sorry, this kind of thing is famous, he's seen it, but he hasn't touched it, naturally, he can't take out half of it.

"Ah Duwu, I didn't expect you, you're still a Buddhist disciple!" Duan Xiaoxiao was surprised, his big eyes narrowed slightly, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Disciple Chen Yi, who has not yet been officially ordained, is a lay disciple of Jinshan Temple!"

"The disciples of Jinshan Temple can't do it, they don't have any money, so they can play at the same time!"

Who knows, Duan Xiaoxiao suddenly turned his face over and walked away, Chen Yi's expression froze, and he suddenly felt a little confused.

"Shouldn't it be, I reported to the master, and you gave me the things generously? The worst thing is that you give me the things on credit first, and I will pay you in installments when I go back, don't my dignified Buddhist disciples even have this credibility?"

At that time, Duan Xiaoxiao took two steps forward, suddenly made a sudden stop, leaned back, turned around, and said with a smile: "Chen Yi, you can do it if you want the fish demon, as long as you catch the pig demon in Gao Laozhuang, this girl will be exchanged with you." Don't you claim to exorcise demons with truth, goodness and beauty, just give it a try, give it a try, maybe it will be done......"

Her voice became farther and farther away, and Chen Yi's eyes were blank, muttering to herself: "Give it a try? This is a good suggestion, maybe, if I try it, I will be eaten immediately! Am I so stupid?"

......

"Actually, I'm really stupid!"

Chen Yi's eyes were glazed, but when he saw Boss Gao, who had a pink face and peach cheeks, he greeted him, and hurriedly put on a smile: "Boss Gao's business is prosperous!"

"Xinglong, Xinglong!"

This is Gao Laozhuang, and Boss Gao is naturally the boss of Gao Laozhuang, with a little white face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, fair skin, and very handsome.

But in Chen Yi's eyes, it is not a little white face, but a pig's head with a protruding nose and disorganized fangs!

"What do you want to eat?" asked Boss Gao, pinching his orchid fingers.

Chen Yi endured the nausea in his abdomen, and reluctantly smiled: "Let's have a special dish!"

"Okay, a crispy roast pig!"

Boss Gao's ten fingers are like flying flowers, and his white clothes are fluttering, floating away, and his posture is really extraordinary.

Chen Yi couldn't help but look around, in Gao Laozhuang, everyone called friends and companions, shouting three and drinking five, dipped in sauce, with fine wine, eating roast pork, but in his spiritual eyes, in Gao Laozhuang, where are there people around, it is clearly a group of evil ghosts - rugged, big belly like a drum, no matter how Hu Saihai eats, it can't eliminate the hunger.

Because, as they eat every slice of roast pork, it is ripped from their body!

"Poor, poor!"

Boom!

Chen Yi couldn't bear it, recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, and on the opposite side of the table, he suddenly slapped a slap, and the cup was shaken.

"Miss Duan is here?" Chen Yi couldn't help but be happy, and whispered up, as if she had an ulterior secret.

Duan Xiaoxiao's face was disgusted, and he pushed it far away, and snorted softly: "Let's say it first, this girl is not here to save you, she will get away immediately after the fight!"

"Okay, okay. "Where does Chen Yi dare to respond.

At this time, the high boss also danced with his sleeves, came leisurely, held a plate of barbecue in his hand, and specially walked around the two of them three times, and then put down the treasure.

Duan Xiaoxiao's eyebrows were raised, and he actually had a little urge to vomit, seeing that Boss Gao's noodles came over, where could he still hold back, clenched his fingers into a fist, the golden light flashed, holding a golden ring, from the bottom up, beating Boss Gao into the air.

Under one blow, Boss Gao's noodles really became dough, and they were like rotten oranges, so they couldn't be seen.

"I've never seen you so cheap, you insist on coming up and beating someone!"

The hatred of the broken girl is hard to get rid of, and Boss Gao is even more hateful, snoring and getting up from the ground, her body swells, and with a bang, it exploded, and in the smoke and dust in the sky, a black bristle, a bloody mouth like a basin, a convex nose like a green onion, a pair of pig demons like steel knife fangs roared twice, and a pair of belligerent ears stood up, and rumbled over.

"It's good to come, look at my flying ring!"

Duan Xiao shouted loudly, the golden ring was thrown violently, and in an instant, it turned into ten thousand, and the shuttle flowed, covering the void with bright brilliance, accompanied by a dinging sound, the limbs of the pig demon had been bound by the golden ring, pulling, and spreading out to the surroundings, the pig's head arched chaotically, high-pitched and loud, like waiting to be slaughtered.

"The girl is mighty, mighty!"

Seeing Duan Xiaoxiao take down the pig demon, Chen Yi, who was far away after the two started the battle, rolled back neatly, with a face full of joy: "Miss Duan, leave it to me next, I am also a professional exorcist!"

"Okay, I'll leave it to you!"