Chapter 8 That's It's So Cheap
The axe stopped a centimeter away from Qin Shou's head, and Wu Gang stared at Qin Shou with a pair of extremely angry and fierce eyes. Qin Shou's eyes were still wide, motionless, and there was no wave in his eyes!
"Are you really not afraid of death?" Wu Gang asked.
Qin Shou was still silent, motionless, righteous and awe-inspiring, and not afraid!
"...... Tell me, what are you going to do!" Wu Gang put away the axe, sat opposite Qin Shou with a puffed face, grabbed a piece of osmanthus trees, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it as if he were eating sugar cane. Obviously, he really didn't dare to kill Qin Shou.
At this time, Qin Shoucai slowly sat down and said lightly: "It's very simple, I want to be an immortal! Second, I want vitality, the more the better! Of course, if you give me a Daigo empowerment and pass on my eighteen million years of skill." ”
"Poof!" When Wu Gang heard this, all the sawdust in his mouth squirted out.
Qin Shou hurriedly lowered his head, and as a result, all these sawdust hit his ears. He didn't mind, shook his ear, and asked, "How?"
"Why don't you rob it?" Wu Gang shouted.
Qin Shou blinked and looked at Wu Gang with wide eyes, Wu Gang looked at the big eyes of this cheap rabbit, and he suddenly understood that this goods were being robbed......
"Boy, do you think it's so easy to be an immortal?" Wu Gang said as he sat cross-legged in front of the rabbit.
Qin Shou didn't say a word, just so quietly, looking at Wu Gang directly.
Wu Gang said: "Okay, let me popularize the basic common sense for you, immortals are not a thing, gods are gods, and immortals are immortals." The gods are the ones who work for the Jade Emperor, and the immortals are at ease. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately said, "I want to become an immortal!"
Wu Gang subconsciously touched the axe, but finally held back and said, "With your small physique, you will become a fart immortal! If you can't cure your illness again, you won't live for a few days." ”
Qin Shou was shocked when he heard this, and exclaimed, "I won't live for a few days?
Wu Gang looked at Qin Shou's panicked appearance and said with a smile: "Hehe, I thought you were really not afraid of death." ”
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't die, who wants to die." ”
Wu Gang said: "Okay, then I'll tell you how you died." ”
"I'm dying! Lao Tzu is eternal!" Qin Shou scolded.
Wu Gang smiled, he was not angry, he looked quite happy.
Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang's virtue, and said in his heart: This guy can't be sleepy on the moon for a long time and become a fool, right?
Wu Gang didn't know what Qin Shou was thinking, and it was estimated that if he knew, he would probably send him to the west with an axe.
After Wu Gang sorted out his thoughts slightly, he said: "Your rabbit body is not an ordinary rabbit, it is rumored that the head is not small, but the innate vitality is lacking, and the body is weak. To put it bluntly, it is congenital malnutrition, and the acquired food is not enough, the nutrition cannot keep up, the body grows day by day, the function consumption is getting bigger and bigger, and when the nutrients you absorb are completely insufficient, the organs will age, which will lead to death.
Although you gnaw the tree all the year round to absorb the vitality inside to continue your life, how much vitality can you have in the osmanthus tree? At most, it is just a few more days...... If it weren't for the girl who later used her own life force to renew your life several times, you would have died a long time ago. ”
When Qin Shou heard the one in front of him, his heart sank, and when he heard the one in the back, his mood trembled, and he exclaimed, "What? Chang'e used her own life force to renew my life? Didn't I absorb her vitality?"
Wu Gang shook his head and said: "It's Yuan Qi, but that girl doesn't know how to cultivate, but by virtue of her special physique, she can automatically absorb the Yuan Qi that is free between heaven and earth and store it in her body." But the little vitality she absorbs is not enough to replenish your deficit, and even as you get older and need more and more, her vitality is already in short supply. But your strange physique, once you fall into a coma, under the domination of the desire to survive, will frantically devour all the energy that can be devoured.
That girl's vitality has been sucked by you, so naturally she will absorb her vitality. The girl herself should know this, but she still persisted for so long, and it was really a little difficult for her. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his face became extremely solemn for the first time, and he said, "She knows?"
Wu Gang said: "It's like cutting off a hand and cooking it for others, and a fool knows that his vitality has been sucked away." ”
Qin Shou sighed and said, "Is there any way to cure my illness?"
Wu Gang snapped his fingers and said: "It's both simple and difficult to say, to put it simply, as long as you replenish your deficient vitality and vitality, your problems will be cured, and it is even possible to cultivate into immortals." The difficulty lies in the difficulty, you were born in such a place, the vitality and vitality of heaven and earth can be said to have reached the lowest point, even if you eat this planet, it is estimated that it will not be of much use. If I were you, I would find a place where no one was around, and hang up secretly, so as not to drag that girl down and suffer. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart sank, his two big ears also drooped, and he sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, I am a lagging fate...... Do I really want to find a place to die secretly......? I'm not reconciled!"
Thinking of this, Qin Shou secretly glanced at Wu Gang, Wu Gang also happened to be peeking at Qin Shou, Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang's thiefy little eyes, and said in his heart, no!
But what's wrong, Qin Shou can't say for sure.
But it doesn't matter, Qin Shou has his own way, so he grinned, and the three-petal mouth almost smiled, and he said, "Wu Gang, are you an immortal?"
Wu Gang raised his head and said, "Of course, it's like a fake immortal!"
Qin Shou asked with a look of admiration: "Then aren't you living a long life, and your longevity is the same as that of the sky?"
Wu Gang said: "Of course!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu Gang felt that things were a little bad, and he seemed to have fallen into a pit!
When Qin Shou heard this, he stood up with a kick on his hind legs, his front paws were like hands, he slapped him, and said, "Isn't that the end?"
When Wu Gang heard this, his eyes rolled, and he said directly: "Get out of your eggs, let you suck two mouthfuls? What are you and me? Don't even think about it, no way!"
After speaking, Wu Gang got up and was about to leave.
Seeing this, Qin Shou raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Is that the Jade Emperor?"
When Wu Gang heard this, he subconsciously looked back, and then felt that his pants were grabbed by something, and when he looked down, he saw that the bastard rabbit actually climbed up along his trouser leg, and then grabbed his belt and shouted: "If you don't give me a suck, I'll rely on you and don't leave!"