"You rabbit, why are you so fierce? We're all in the same boat, aren't we?" the gossip muttered.

"What are you talking about?" Qin Shou glared.

The gossip furnace immediately said: "It's nothing, that, what are we going to stew today?"

Qin Shou pointed to the big stone on the side and said, "Stew this!"

"Stew stones, rabbits, don't go too far! Anyway, I'm also Daozu's gossip furnace, you don't let me make alchemy, just come to help you cook, you still don't let me stew, let me stew stones?"

Qin Shou said, "Look at your virtue, this is not an ordinary stone, this is a monkey!"

"Monkey, are you stupid?"

"What kind of eyesight do you have in this stove, is this obviously a monkey! Hurry up, stew, haha......" Batong laughed.

The gossip furnace smiled and said, "You two are stupid, aren't you?"

Bang dang!

Batong took out two meteor hammers and put them in front of him, Qin Shou sharpened his teeth, and the two said in unison: "What are you talking about?"

The gossip furnace looked at the two bastards, one big and one small, and gritted his teeth and said, "Don't think I'm afraid of you! I just think that this stone can be put with more salt to ensure that the stone tastes delicious!"

Then the gossip furnace grew larger and said, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and put the stones in!"

Qin Shou and Ba Tong glanced at each other and shook their heads, and then Qin Shou went to move the stones.

When Batong looked at it, he remembered that the white-eyed monkey didn't let the rabbit take away the stone, so he quickly stopped and said: "Rabbit, you can knock on this stone, but you are not allowed to take it away, and you can't put it in the pot." ”

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment and said, "What stone? This is clearly a monkey." ”

"It doesn't matter if you're a monkey or a rock, in short, you can't take it away. Batong shook his head vigorously, firmly disagreeing.

Qin Shou looked at the five-colored divine stone, and said, "Is it okay to eat it?"

Batong laughed: "Rabbit, do you really want to eat him?"

Qin Shou said: "I don't have to eat it, I'm just curious, can eating a monkey cure my illness......"

When Batong heard this, he looked at the rabbit's brain, and the expression seemed to be looking at a poor madman, so he shook his head and said, "There is no cure for your disease." ”

Qin Shou didn't know what Ba Tong meant otherwise, and thought he was talking about his vitality and illness, so he sighed and said, "No way, you have to try it if you have a glimmer of life." ”

Ba Tong looked at Qin Shou sympathetically and said, "A glimmer of life...... Eat this stone...... Uh, monkey? Don't you think you're cruel? ”

Baton started teasing the rabbit again.

Qin Shou obviously wanted to tilt his head again and said, "It's not killing, right?" It's like an egg, the chick hasn't hatched yet, I eat it, at most it's an egg...... Well, too much is just a hairy egg. ”

"You're really hopeless. Ba Tong shook his head, looked at Qin Shou's eyes, completely sympathized, and muttered in his heart: "There is no one in Heavenly Court, is there no rabbit to use? How can you let such a stupid rabbit come to wander day and night? Let me be all right...... Hey......"

Qin Shou didn't care what Batong was thinking, since he couldn't put the stone in the pot, then eat it directly!

So, with a wave of his hand, a napkin fell into his hand, tied it around his neck, and with a hammer in one hand and chopsticks in the other, he began to move.

As soon as the hammer went down, the fire burst out, and a small stone fell, and he quickly caught it with his chopsticks, and was about to throw it in his mouth......

Suddenly, Qin Shou saw a little monkey in the distance, peeing on a small stone......

Qin Shou looked at the stone in front of him, then at the stone on the chopsticks, and then at Batong, Qin Shou asked, "How do you usually solve the problem of going to the toilet?"

"The ignorant little monkeys, who urinate casually, are older and wiser, and are generally more particular. We're all looking for someone who doesn't have one, pee behind the rocks, what's wrong?" asked Batong.

Qin Shou thought of the scene where he licked the stone before, and felt his stomach churn: "Vomit ......"

The stone in his hand could no longer be swallowed, so he threw it aside and retched.

"Rabbit, what's wrong with you?" asked Bathorn.

The gossip furnace said: "Rabbit, don't dislike it, you see, monkeys urine stones, under the wind and sun, the urine will leave some things layer by layer, mixed with wind and sand, it will leave a layer of salt crust on the stone."

This shell was layered on top of each other, and finally became a layer of stone and rock. But don't throw up...... Why are you still throwing up?

You listen to me, don't vomit, it's really nothing to vomit.

Isn't it just pee?

Have you forgotten?

You've licked the ashes off my stomach, and in a sense, that's what was left over from my stomach.

That's relative to people!

You've licked all the, do you still care about urine?" The gossip furnace said this, only to see the rabbit scurrying up, and shouted: "Master Rabbit, I won't eat it!"

Then Qin Shou jumped onto the stone, turned his back to the two of them, spread his legs apart, got up with manpower, and roared: "Shhhhh

A shot of clear stream shoots out......

The gossip furnace muttered, "Rabbit, aren't you hiding from someone?"

Qin Shoubian flattened his mouth and said, "It's all men, what are you afraid of?"

As soon as these words came out, I saw Batong suddenly cover his eyes, twist the waist of the bucket, and scream writhingly: "Oops...... You're a man! Your whole family is a man...... Hey, you can't look at it, you're too rascal!"

With that, Bathorn turned around and ran.

Qin Shou stood in the air, his body stiffened, frozen there, his whole person was messy in the wind, and muttered, "Grass...... He's a mother?"

When the gossip furnace came under the rabbit, he also said in disbelief: "Such a majestic female monkey?

Call......

A gust of wind blew.

Whoa......

"Rabbit, where are you going to pee!" the gossip furnace shouted.

Qin Shou said disappreciatively: "What are you shouting? Master Rabbit, I didn't mean it, the wind blew, and the angle was just right." ”

The gossip furnace said angrily: "The wind blows, and when the wind blows, you are crooked?

Qin Shou said: "What are you shouting, shout again that I stewed you!"

"Stew me? I'll tell you, rabbit, don't bully the furnace too much! I'm also Dao Ancestor's alchemy furnace, it's good to help you cook, and you still pee on me?" the gossip furnace shouted dissatisfied.

Qin Shou said confidently: "What's wrong with urinating, Master Rabbit, I even pee on a monkey, pee on your stove, why don't you dare to fight?" Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, did that guy just see something?"

When the gossip furnace heard this, he glanced at Qin Shou's crotch, Qin Shou hurriedly put his hair over and hid the pencil.

The gossip furnace laughed and said, "What do you say? As soon as you pee, she looked at it, stared at the eyeballs for three seconds! Three seconds! I guess she counted the hairs of your thing! Then she covered her eyes...... Uh, no, to be exact, she didn't cover her eyes at all, she ran with her head covered!"

"This dead monkey, stinky rascal!" Qin Shou scolded, helpless, after all, he himself pulled out his gun first.

However, the rabbit also silently swore in his heart that after today, he was not a familiar guy, and he would never pull out a gun at will.

It's okay if the gun is domineering enough, now this thing ...... What a shame!

The gossip furnace asked, "Rabbit, what now?" do you continue to eat the stone, or do I stew it for you?"

Qin Shou glanced at the stone, shook his head and said, "If you want to eat it, you can't eat it...... Forget it, take it. ”

"Take it away, aren't you afraid that the she-monkey will go crazy? Look at her fierce appearance, like an old man! If this provokes her, aren't you afraid that she will arrest you back as a crushing rabbit?" asked the gossip furnace.

Qin Shou's mind immediately made up for it, deep mountains and old forests, big caves, Batong was lying on the stone bed scratching his head and making a gesture, and he flew a flattering scene, that scene ......

"Huh-~~"

Qin Shou couldn't help but shudder, glanced at the distance, and saw that Ba Tong was not there, Qin Shou squinted his eyes, and said, "It's all here, you can't come in vain, right?"

The gossip furnace said: "Then what do you mean?"

Qin Shou grinned......

The next moment, a rabbit carries a big rock and runs away!

There was a stove running behind it......

Immediately after that, there was an angry cry of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, and then groups of monkeys surrounded from all directions! Monkeys are monkeys, how can they catch up with rabbits who have opened the high-speed rail?

Seeing that the rabbit was carrying a big stone and ran out of the Huaguo Mountain Boundary......

The stove behind him shouted as he ran, "Rabbit, you ...... What are you carrying it for? Won't it be put in your box?"

When the rabbit heard this, he was stunned for a moment, slapped his thigh and shouted, "Yes! Damn, I forgot!"

The stove was speechless for a while, and then said: "I think you are deliberately disgusting, you rabbit is too grudgeful, he laughs at you, and you will immediately go back disgusted......"

Qin Shou glanced at him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Master Rabbit, I'm generous! How about we stew in the oven tonight?"

The gossip furnace immediately said: "Master Rabbit, you are the prime minister who can support the boat in his belly......"

"Keep the sycophants, run first! The monkey is coming!" Qin Shou ran away.

The stove in the back hurried to follow......

Then a large group of monkeys quacked and chased after them, and at the same time the stones and fruits in the sky were thrown at the two stone thieves, but the two guys ran too fast to hit them.

On the mountain in the distance, Ba Tong asked the long-eyebrow monkey in confusion: "Big brother, why don't you let me chase it? Didn't you say that you won't let the rabbit take away the stones?"

The long-eyebrow monkey raised his head slowly, and waited for a glance at the passage: "Do you remember the task I gave you?

Batong's old face turned red, and he defended unwillingly: "Big brother, you can't blame me! That rabbit is a hooligan......! And take out that thing and throw it around!"

The long-eyebrow monkey gave him a blank look and said, "That's not a reason. ”

Batong shouted unwillingly: "Why is it not a reason?

After saying that, Batong also twisted the bucket waist of the long-eyebrow monkey.