Female fans are very scary, crazy female fans are a disaster, and now Hou Xiaohua has a tendency to directly transform from female fans to crazy brainless fans.

Now she sat on the edge of Sun Dakong's bed, muttering to herself for a while, gritting her teeth for a while, standing up and going around the bed in a circle for a while, and then asking Wen Jing the question that she had asked eight hundred times: "Why do you say the king is still not awake?"

"The king has never slept for such a long time without waking up, this is very abnormal!"

"Why don't you want to do it? I suspect the king is sick!"

"Listen to the monkey mother, it will be very dangerous to always not wake up, you must splash him with cold water to wake him up, I am doing this for the good of the king!"

This girl is completely crazy! Wen Jing stepped forward to stop her, but she pushed her away.

I really didn't dare to use force on her, and the little monkey guarding the entrance of the cave that night clearly saw this girl coming out of the king's room, and her face was still red as if she had encountered spring.

Wen Jing knew what indecent things were, but that didn't mean he didn't know it in his heart. The king's woman must not be provoked, and now this girl can basically walk sideways in Huaguo Mountain.

Hou Xiaohua took half a gourd scoop, ran to the outside of the cave to scoop a scoop of cold spring water, ran back to Sun Dakong's bedside, and as soon as the silver teeth were bitten, the cold water splashed up.

"It takes a lot of effort to evolve reincarnation in the Lingtai world, but fortunately, it is very worthwhile, since then, my brain world has been complete, yin and yang have been balanced, and my supernatural powers have increased greatly!

This is just like when the world is opened, the Taishang views the changes of the Xuanhuang of the heavens and the earth, and the birth of Wuji Taiji, and naturally can understand all the methods and all kinds of supernatural powers.

Even the Zhenyuan immortal of Wuzhuang Guan, but he has comprehended half of the mysteries of heaven and earth, and he is called the 'ancestor of the earth immortals', and he only respects heaven and earth.

From now on, this king will be like them, and those whom he respects, and the parents of heaven and earth!

The rest of the gods and Buddhas are not worthy of my respect. It's a pity that my parents are not in this world, otherwise I would have to get a few peaches and ginseng fruits for them to eat!"

Sun Dakong Zhi opened his eyes proudly, and saw the white flowers in front of him, even with his cultivation, he was caught off guard.

It's so cool, isn't this the cold spring in the cold and warm spring in front of the water curtain cave? Not to mention that in this season, even in summer, you can freeze and break your tendons!

Who is so bold as to dare to splash cold water on this king?

Sun Dakong looked angrily, only to see Hou Xiaohua holding half a gourd scoop in his hand, a pair of big eyes swollen into a peach, and looking at him in surprise: "King, King, you have finally woken up! I knew that Mother Monkey was right, and you would wake up with a splash of cold water." ”

The old monkey Wen Jing knew that it was time to speak by himself at this time, and he also took a step forward and said: "Don't blame Xiaohua, the king has been sleeping for more than half a month, he doesn't eat or drink, he can't wake up when he screams, and the old minister also feels constrained." The little flower girl is also in a hurry to make this decision. ”

"I slept for half a month?"

Sun Dakong himself was startled, looking at Hou Xiaohua's eyes that were obviously red from crying, his heart was warm, he couldn't imagine that there were people in this world who really cared about me......

"Okay, okay, Xiaohua, this king forgives you for your innocence. It's just that, you have to remember the words of this king, my ability is very big, not to mention half a month, even if I can't wake up for half a year, it's okay, next time you are not allowed to splash this king with cold water......"

I really can't cry or laugh, I want to be a Xiushi in the Lingtai world, a Bodhi, moody, and subdued Yama, what kind of compulsion is that?

As a result, as soon as I opened my eyes, I was splashed with cold water by a little girl, fortunately Wukong and King Qin Guang couldn't see this scene, otherwise wouldn't their tall image be ruined?

The little girl laughed happily when she saw Sun Dakong wake up, and suddenly thought of the anxious waiting these days, and she was wronged, she wanted to cry, and finally she simply laughed while crying.

Sun Dakong has a headache, and his wife Mao Niuer in the last life is also very good at this kind of big move of laughing and crying.

Every time he encounters this stunt, he will immediately return to zero IQ, become helpless, and now he obviously has supernatural powers, but there is still no good way, but fortunately, he has an idea, and said: "Xiaohua, the king, I am hungry......"

"That's right!"

Hou Xiaohua jumped up suddenly: "There is boiled white porridge, the king has slept for so long, but he can't eat cold and hard fruits, just eat porridge." ”

The girl is more careful than the mother monkey, and the fragrant white porridge actually has lotus seeds that are sterilized by fire. Ever since she heard Sun Dakong say that lotus seeds are a good thing, Hou Xiaohua asked Tai Zhou for some, which was left for Sun Dakong and Mother Monkey.

Sun Dakong nodded again and again, this girl has the potential to be a cook, this bowl of lotus seed porridge is very hot, and she is very soft, glutinous, fragrant and smooth, and she can give eight or nine points as a gourmet.

The old monkey Wen Jing stayed like a 1,000-watt light bulb, quietly waiting for Sun Dakong to eat well, and then he said: "King Qiqi, then Taizhou and Mu Xijing have been coming to the mountain for many days, and they are waiting for the king to meet them......

"Oh, Tai Zhou and Mu Xijing, they're here?"

Sun Dakong wiped his mouth and handed the empty bowl to Hou Xiaohua, this girl is constantly picking up Wen Jing with her eyes, this old monkey is really annoying, I didn't see that the king was just 'sick', so I didn't want to let the king have a good rest.

No matter how much Sun Dakong explains, the girl still insists that she is sick if she sleeps for half a month! The monkey mother has said, 'A good man will become a soft-footed shrimp if he sleeps for three days,' and the king is soft! You still don't let go of the king!

Wen Jingmu did not squint, he could only ignore the girl's anger, and replied softly: "They have been here for seven days, because this time they brought the items specially ordered by the king last time, and the king needs to inspect them himself." Since the king has not woken up, they have been waiting. ”

"Very good, Tai Zhou and Kisai Kyoto are good men who value love and righteousness. Now their lives are better, and they haven't forgotten my Huaguoshan. Let's go, let's go see what they bring. ”

Wen Jing rarely said more: "King, this time they have pulled dozens of carts, each of which seems to be very heavy. Huaguo Mountain doesn't need gold and silver, it is a copper and iron tool, it is not the king......"

"You old monkey, you can go around in circles when you talk!"

Sun Dakong glanced at him and said with a smile: "If this king really doesn't know, with your temperament, you will ask so much?" Okay, this king will tell you clearly that what they brought this time was armor and weapons, as well as two hundred bows and ten thousand carved arrows!"

You guessed it right, I'm going to raise a military war in Huaguoshan! But it's not to invade other places, but that I'm going to have a big crisis in Huaguoshan before the big opportunity comes, and it's nonsense if I don't have military preparations.

But don't think about it, you can only be a Huaguoshan Wenxiang in your life, but this marshal position is not your turn as an old monkey......"

Wen Jing sneered and said, "The old monkey should be self-aware, how can he be so delusional? If the king wants to appoint a marshal, General Liu and General Ba can both take on heavy responsibilities, but the second general Ma Bang is vulgar, but he can't be so heavy. ”

Hou Xiaohua blinked her eyes and stood aside, Mother Monkey said, she can't interject when the king talks about important things, it's best not to even listen, this is the smartest girl.

In fact, she doesn't care about these messy things, and her head is full of thoughts about the king's health.

Sun Dakong laughed: "Wen Xiang really knows people, good, very good." ”