Chapter 551: I am a prodigal son

The madman Yu sighed and said, "Awesome, vacuum!"

Director Xu took advantage of the situation and said, "Thirty-six, it will still shake." ”

Chu He didn't want to ruin the fun, so he could only say helplessly: "It's obviously D." ”

Xu Daodao: "D is not surprising, the old man has been in the entertainment industry for many years, not to mention D, but E, F, and J have all seen it. ”

"But I've never seen such a uniform D, if it weren't for the wrong year, I would have to suspect that they came out of a plastic surgery hospital. ”

"Anyway, which mountain is this, which temple is the pretty nun? Another day, I will come to visit, burn incense and ask for Buddha, and ask for meditation. ”

Chu He suddenly remembered the origin of this group of nuns, and said to Xu Dao with a smile: "This group of nuns is Butcher Ridge, the short-knife nuns of the absolute view. Everybody is good at short knives, three-foot and so on, and it's not too difficult for them to cut off any part of your body. ”

"Their idea is that they can dress like this and walk calmly in front of the public. But if someone has evil thoughts in their hearts, it is wrong for this person, and they must be brought back to the meditation and enlightened in front of the Buddha. ”

"Shhh This is even more extreme than feminism!" Director Xu subconsciously clamped his legs, and the beauty in his heart suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Calm down and take a closer look around.

Sure enough, many monks took the initiative to stagger their eyes and did not look at those nuns who had a view of absolute sex.

If it was before Chu He explained, Director Xu thought that these monks were abiding by the rules and precepts, and they should not be disrespectful. Now that I think about it, I am obviously afraid that those nuns will misunderstand.

"Oh no! they're coming towards us!" said the madman again. His tone was flat, and he didn't feel fear at all. Chu He and Director Xu were panicked.

I look at each other and think about countermeasures.

But I saw a walker who was not afraid of death, wearing a Taoist robe, but wearing a robe, a mantle, and a crescent hoop, stopped in front of these nuns.

"Poor Road... No, that poor monk's Dharma name Yunlang, I have seen all the female bodhisattvas!" the practitioner folded his hands, bowed with a pious attitude, and looked at these nuns with clear eyes, without the slightest distraction.

Those nuns who were originally angry and wanted to come over to find the bad luck of the three people in Chu He, in the face of such a look, they all calmed down, looked at the walkers in front of them, and saluted back one after another.

"I wonder what happened to this master?" asked the leading nun as she spoke. The sound is crisp and pleasant, like the chirping of a yellow bird.

The practitioner of the Dharma name Yunlang was still so pious and peaceful, and said in a gentle and cordial tone: "Actually, there is nothing else important, but the poor monk saw the female Bodhisattvas from afar, and he admired them in his heart, and he was excited for a while, and it was difficult to control himself. So I came up and asked if the female bodhisattvas could give this skin to the poor monks for a day, so that the poor monks could do some homework, which could be regarded as a complete merit. ”

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Even though these female nuns with a desperate view are well-informed, it is the first time they have met such a guy.

In this public, he said such shameless words in righteous words.

"Of course, if the female bodhisattvas refuse to agree, that's fine. ”

"Adulterous thief! Death!" the female nun who started her head raised her eyebrows, and her left and right hands drew an arc-shaped knife light at the same time. Two short knives swirled in her slender palm, closing together like scissors, straight to the lower three paths of the clouds.

The males around who noticed this scene, whether they were monks or laymen, subconsciously clamped their legs, feeling a wind blowing, and it seemed to be mixed with a faint coolness.

Bite!

The sound of gold and iron.

Yunlang twisted his waist and shook it hard.

The two short knives in the female nun's hands were knocked out, striking the rocks far away, piercing the thick rocks.

"Good whip!" Some people around cheered, and their faces showed envy and admiration.

"The female Bodhisattva comes slowly! The words of the thief are not recognized by the poor monks. The poor monk was discussing very solemn things with the female bodhisattvas in the open. Whether the female bodhisattvas agree or not, the poor monks will never be reluctant. In this way, how can you be a thief?" Yun Lang continued to say seriously, his expression was still sincere, and his eyes were as sincere as childish.

"Who is this?" Director Xu pulled Chu He, and asked with the same admiration on his face.

Although Yunlang has already introduced himself, Director Xu seems to want to know more detailed information.

Chu He habitually hooked his eyebrows with his hand and said: "Yun Lang is sometimes called Yun Langzi, half monk and half Taoist, specializing in the study of room techniques, it is said that he once lingered in the land of fireworks, and did not leave the house for three years. I heard that it was very good, and he had a good temper, never got angry, and did not take the initiative to do anything with others. It is the style of behavior, uninhibited, and deviant. The atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is already open, but compared with him, it is simply conservative to the extreme. ”

Director Xu shook his head and said: "Such a strange person, when his atmosphere is compared with him, he is called conservative. ”

"In front of the public, foul language is spoken, so it is not an obscene thief, what is an obscene thief?" Several female nuns deceived themselves, holding up the heroism of thirty-six, and they rushed to attack closely, threatening to disarm Yunlang.

Yun Lang twisted his waist in place as if turning a hula hoop, and the half-foot spear, dancing whirring, stabbing, picking, sweeping, pressing, and collapsing moves were accurate, and the fast, sharp and fierce short knives of those female nuns were all sealed to death, and it was always difficult to get close.

"The adulterer is indulgent, wanton, and unrestrained. The thief is cunning, dark, and unscrupulous. I Yunlang intends to be the first, respect every woman who has anything to do with me or has nothing to do with me, and will ask the other party's opinion at any time, knock on the door, and will not take it without telling you. How can you deserve the word "thief?"

"Dunlun is a major event of yin and yang, from ancient times to the present, indispensable, indispensable, how can it not be announced in the public?" Yun Lang said with a compassionate attitude, as if a saint.

Director Xu on the side almost applauded when he heard it.

These words were really wonderful and won his heart.

"Shut up, such a grand event of Buddhism, you dirty and filthy things that are not monks and morals, dare to come and make trouble, I'm afraid you won't see the wrath of my Buddha King Kong!" A loud shout interrupted Yun Lang's increasingly high-pitched and passionate speech.

A mighty-looking, half-naked, muscles bulging high, bronze complexion with a metallic texture, stepping on the mud ground, galloping wildly.

For a moment, everyone seemed to be able to see a brute elephant, crashing headlong towards the cloud wave.

There's a dull pressure in the air.

"Yun Lang was originally a disciple of the Vajra Gate, the Vajra Dharma, when cultivating, he needs to burn, freeze, lightning, and poison bubbles, and concentrate his skills, and if he focuses on one point, he can be Vajra palm, Vajra leg and even Vajra finger. The power is infinite, and the depths can open mountains and seas, and even turn the stars upside down. And this cloud wave is very different, the point he chose, ordinary people would not think about it. Chu He explained in a timely manner.

The madman Yu and Director Xu both looked down at the same time, and the admiration on their faces deepened.