Chapter 244: Gossip Furnace, Ash at the Bottom of the Pot [Ask for Subscription]
The side hall on both sides, on the left is the living hall where the boy lives, and on the right is a large cowshed, in which there is a green cow, with its head facing inward, and its buttocks facing outside, sleeping snoring like thunder, and I don't know what kind of dreams I had, and twisting my ass from time to time.
There was a layer of cyan forbidden flickering from time to time outside the cowshed, and I don't know what it was used for.
Qin Shou was really startled when he saw the green cow, in "Journey to the West", the green cow crossed the line, and the monkey he beat had no temper at all, just like playing. This old cow was too fierce, Qin Shou subconsciously avoided it.
Went around to the alchemy room at the back, pushed open the door, and Qin Shou saw a bronze Dan furnace sitting on the Tai Chi Bagua diagram in the center of the alchemy room.
Qin Shou carefully observed the furnace, the whole body of the furnace is bronze, and the eight directions correspond to the gossip on the ground, and there are eight big characters engraved - Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Dui.
After reading all this, Qin Shou smiled: "This is the gossip furnace, doesn't it look very good......
After speaking, Qin Shou was not in a hurry to take the gossip furnace, but looked around, there were many pill jade bottles and gourds of different sizes on the pill shelves around him, Qin Shou's eyes lit up when he saw it!
Thinking that Sun Wukong was here, he took the pill, and after refining it in the furnace, he achieved a hybrid body, and became a Monkey King from a monkey.
Although this monkey didn't make a name for himself in the end, obviously, the pill here is a good thing!
Qin Shou knew that there was something strange about his body, and he looked alive, but in fact, when he hiccuped, he didn't have an accurate number......
If Qin Shou desires what he desires the most, one is health and the other is strength.
Even the purpose of strength is to be strong, to solve the weirdness in yourself, to live a long time, in order to be happy.
Now that there is an elixir, Qin Shou is not polite, he climbed up to the pill shelf, casually touched a porcelain bottle, opened it and poured it into his mouth......
As a result, it poured for a long time and there was nothing.
"Hey, I don't believe it. After Qin Shou finished speaking, he put down the bottle and took one down, but the result was still empty!
Qin Shou continued to search, looking all the way, all the porcelain bottles, clay pots, and flower pots that could hold pills were all searched by him, and the results were all empty!
"It's too much! The dignified Doushi Palace, there is not even a pill, what kind of door is this Doushi Palace...... Aren't you in the wrong place?" Qin Shou muttered.
"Cut ......" A soft sound suddenly sounded, Qin Shou's ears twitched, he turned around suddenly, and asked, "Who?"
As a result, the alchemy room was empty, and there was no one.
Qin Shou frowned, jumped off the pill shelf, and looked around the alchemy room, but there was still no one.
"Could it be a hallucination?" Qin Shou muttered, then shook his head and said, "That's it, there is no pill without the pill, this stove looks okay, take it back to wash and make do with it!"
After speaking, Qin Shou stepped forward and tried to pick up the alchemy furnace.
As a result, the moment Qin Shou stepped forward, a voice suddenly came from the alchemy furnace: "Bah! You little rabbit cub, dare to steal Dao Ancestor treasures, are you impatient?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was startled and shouted, "Is there anyone else?"
"Phew, you're human!" a very unhappy voice came from the alchemy furnace.
Qin Shou has never been scolded with this kind of vocabulary since he is so old, he tilted his head and thought about it, and asked, "Brother, are you scolding me or praising me?"
Then he listened to the voice in the alchemy furnace and continued: "Of course I scolded you! Silly rabbit! Don't you understand this? People are just things that Nuwa Niangniang pinched with mud, and they are weak by nature, and they can't beat a pig in a fight with their bare hands." Isn't it too much to scold you for being a human being than to scold you for being a pig?"
Qin Shou was dumbfounded, he had to admit that from a certain angle, what this guy said was quite reasonable.
So, Qin Shou sat in front of the alchemy furnace and said, "So, fortunately, Master Rabbit, I am a rabbit, not a human being." ”
"Stupid! Rabbits are not as good as people, they can't beat people's scum at any time......" The alchemy furnace opened its mouth and scolded.
When Qin Shou heard this, his ears suddenly stood up, and he raised his hand to slap on the alchemy furnace, only to hear the sound, the sound was loud, and Qin Shou's ears were buzzing!
Qin Shou was taken aback, if he called the boy outside, it would not be so easy for him to take the Dan furnace.
Although there is the woman's support, Qin Shou has no idea how much energy the woman has to support the waist.
The Jade Emperor said to the outside world that he had killed the woman, but the woman was still alive.
But when it comes to how strong a woman is, Qin Shou doesn't believe it.
Otherwise, why didn't she squat in the imperial garden and not come out, it would look more like she was under house arrest.
However, she said that she could go to Lingxiao Hall to make a fuss......
Looking at it this way, Qin Shou always felt that this place was weird and weird, no matter how he analyzed it, it was wrong.
There must be a saying, that is, these two people must have reached some kind of agreement in order to coax the world so harmoniously.
However, the woman is in the imperial garden after all, Qin Shou is a fox and a fake tiger, the tiger does not come out, he steals in the wolf's den, and is targeted by the wolf, I am afraid he can only go out. But for his own combat effectiveness, Qin Shou had no confidence at all......
So, he chose to steal instead of rob.
However, once it is discovered, the theft will naturally become a robbery, and Qin Shou estimates that most of the robbery will not be possible.
After all, the two boys of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn are also awesome characters in "Journey to the West", after the Nether, if they don't calculate the treasure, at least one move to move the mountain, they can also crush Sun Wukong underneath and eat deflated.
What's more, there is also a cow......
Although all of this is recorded in "Journey to the West", and the content in it is not necessarily true, sometimes, it is always good to be cowardly.
It all flashed through my mind.
However, Qin Shou waited for a while, and found that there was no movement outside, looking at the two doors, Qin Shou estimated that the sound insulation effect in this alchemy room should be excellent, otherwise it would be impossible for there to be no reaction at all outside.
Thinking of this, Qin Shou looked at the gossip furnace with a smile and said, "Boy, you dare to scold Master Rabbit and me?
"What are you doing? I'm telling you, don't mess around! I'm Dao Ancestor's alchemy furnace, oops...... You're really hands-on!"
Bang bang bang...... Knock knock knock ......!
"Oh, the dead rabbit is on the stove, no one cares?" the gossip furnace screamed, but it was full of confidence, and it didn't seem to hurt at all.
Qin Shou rode in the alchemy furnace was a violent beating, but no matter how Qin Shou fought, he couldn't leave even the slightest trace on this alchemy furnace.
"Rabbit, you can't hurt me, haha...... You're playing the gossip furnace, not me, haha......" The gossip furnace smirked.
After Qin Shou hit a few times, he found that something was wrong, this business sounded from inside the gossip furnace, could it be that he hit the wrong target?
Qin Shou said: "You're not a gossip furnace?"
"Don't you know by looking at it?" the voice in the gossip furnace was extremely proud.
Qin Shou lifted the lid of the gossip furnace and looked inside, but it turned out to be empty!
Qin Shou was about to take a look, when the gossip furnace suddenly jumped, Qin Shou didn't hold it steady, and plunged into it!
The lid of the gossip furnace flew up in the air, trapping Qin Shou inside with a snap.
The gossip furnace laughed and said: "Little rabbit, have you been fooled? Just you, still fighting with me? I have practiced more Dan than you have eaten! You can stay in it! When they come, they will take you to ask for guilt!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he knew that he had been fooled, but Qin Shou was not in a hurry at all, but looked up and looked around, the gossip furnace was not dark, but quite bright.
The inside of the Bagua furnace is divided into eight parts, and the eight parts are also divided into eight directions, corresponding to the Bagua Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Dui words......
The only thing that made Qin Shou a little unhappy was that the inner wall of this gossip furnace was black, and when he wiped it with his hands, his hands were also black ash!
It seems that there is too much alchemy, and the bottom of the pot is ash.
"No wonder that the monkey will be burned into fiery eyes after coming in, it is not smoked, it is estimated that the bottom of the pot is ashes falling into the eyes, rubbing it......" Qin Shou said with a malicious smile, he didn't have the consciousness of being cheated at all, he was not afraid, but he was quite happy.
"What monkey? I've never practiced a monkey. "Gossip Furnace Road.
Qin Shou smiled: "You will have a chance in the future...... Well, maybe you'll still be able to die at his hands. ”
Qin Shou is not joking, in the original book of "Journey to the West", the first thing the monkey jumped out of the gossip furnace was to kick over the gossip furnace...... made a corner of the gossip furnace into the mortal world, forming a mountain of flames, which became one of the eighty-one difficulties.
"I'm the alchemy furnace of the Dao Ancestor, and even a monkey wants to hurt me?" said the gossip furnace disdainfully.
"What, you're still not convinced, why do you have so much black ash in your stomach?" Qin Shou asked.
The gossip furnace was about to say something, when he suddenly stopped and sneered: "Rabbit, are you playing tricks on me? I will never tell you anything!"
Qin Shou said: "You can pull it down, don't brag about it, you still tell me something? Just the black briquette-like thing in your body, what do you know? Return Dao Zu's gossip furnace, don't put gold on your face, I guess, you are the Dao Ancestor used to burn charcoal for heating, right? Now I think you are black, Dao Zu doesn't need it, right?"
When the gossip furnace heard this, it immediately became angry: "Nonsense! I am the only gossip furnace between heaven and earth! The pills that Dao Ancestor used me to refine are as many as stars! The black ash you see is not ordinary black ash, but the excess medicinal power formed by the pills...... Belch...... What are you going to do, dead rabbit, don't lick, itchy...... Ahaha...... Other...... Don't, haha...... Don't lick it, haha......"
In the gossip furnace, Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard that the black ash was actually the excess medicinal power of the pill, and he immediately pounced and licked it.